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Hey Peoples! This is my first time starting a topic, so bear with me here. And speaking of bears, I've got a picture of a funny bear on my profile! Anyway, I started this topic for absolute randomness. So let's see what ya got Lushies! By the way, if you hit a hippopotamus, will it give you a sack of caramel corn? bring it on!
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So this is your world and we are just passin through?
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The sun was out today.
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I like pickles.
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Sometimes I wonder if hedgehogs are neccessary
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I think I'm going to try to sell something on Ebay just for shits and grins.
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my roommate sent me into the carniceria for fajita meat, and I forgot the word for beef in Spanish. Pissed me off.
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carne .. amiga .. never forget CARNE!
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Where's my Mars bar gone?????
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I can't stop eating the Thai curry from the Thai carry out up the street
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Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
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i could use a paradigm shift..anybody got one?
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People of the Mohawk Nation usually wore their hair long. They would only use what we know as the mohawk hairstyle when going to war.
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I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar.
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I watch Wonder Pets.
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I am so glad that I have gotten so many posters! Long live the cheese!!! Thanks everybody!
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Whats up with driving on a parkway and parking in a driveway?
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cheese can stink sometimes.
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By the way, if you hit a hippopotamus, will it give you a sack of caramel corn? bring it on!


You know, when I first read this, I said to myself 'this guy must be insane'...he is obviously smoking something strong. Then, I went home last night and pondered this question for long hours. I mean, it seemed like a reasonalble enough question, not that I've ever wondered that myself...so...
After hours of careful deliberation, I believe I have come up with an answer to your question...
YES...but, only under certain circumstances. For instance, let's say that you were driving a large sugar truck through a corn field. A hippopotamus crosses your path taking you by surprise. You quick slam on the brake, but it is too late. You crash the sugar truck into the large animal. The impact from hitting the large animal causes an electrical fire which soon ignites the remaining fuel in the truck. The resulting fire "cooks" the load of sugar in the truck creating caramel. The corn field soon starts to burn popping the corn in it's husks. The melted carmalized sugar drips onto the popped corn resulting in fresh caramel pop-corn.
Makes me wonder how Cracker Jack was invented.
I really hope this helps and you can sleep tonight.
Cheers,
Alan.

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Wow.... that is by far the best answer I have ever gotten from that question! Congratulations. You get a free beer...
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Let's see..... If a radish went at 300 MPH down a busy highway, while wearing a speedo, how long until it hit an elephant?
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Let's see..... If a radish went at 300 MPH down a busy highway, while wearing a speedo, how long until it hit an elephant?




Now that is a scary thought, a radish in a speedo.
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Let's see..... If a radish went at 300 MPH down a busy highway, while wearing a speedo, how long until it hit an elephant?




Now that is a scary thought, a radish in a speedo.


I agree but, I want to know how it's moving at 300MPH
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Let's see..... If a radish went at 300 MPH down a busy highway, while wearing a speedo, how long until it hit an elephant?




Now that is a scary thought, a radish in a speedo.


I agree but, I want to know how it's moving at 300MPH


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I hate that Pluto is no longer a planet. Bullshit.
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Let's see..... If a radish went at 300 MPH down a busy highway, while wearing a speedo, how long until it hit an elephant?




Now that is a scary thought, a radish in a speedo.


I agree but, I want to know how it's moving at 300MPH


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With jet fuel? Cool, Who's driving? Who sewed the speedo and what color is it?
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Let's see..... If a radish went at 300 MPH down a busy highway, while wearing a speedo, how long until it hit an elephant?




Now that is a scary thought, a radish in a speedo.


I agree but, I want to know how it's moving at 300MPH


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With jet fuel? Cool, Who's driving? Who sewed the speedo and what color is it?


It's on auto pilot, the radish fairy sewed on a purple speedo.