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Michael Douglas says he got throat cancer from cunnilingus, not smoking.
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When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
It's just that sometimes I don't know if I can fight the urge to put one on my mouth. It relaxes me. It helps me deal with awkward social situations. And, dammit, I think I look cool when I do it!
Okay, that's it. I can't risk it. I'll have to cut down. Not cold turkey, but maybe a little at a time. Maybe I'll switch to filtered. Does anyone know if there's a cunnilingus patch?
Okay, that's it. I can't risk it. I'll have to cut down. Not cold turkey, but maybe a little at a time. Maybe I'll switch to filtered. Does anyone know if there's a cunnilingus patch?
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So drinking, smoking and pussy licking all cause cancer?
That's 3 of my 4 main vices. Damn, who would have that cock sucking would be the safe one?
That's 3 of my 4 main vices. Damn, who would have that cock sucking would be the safe one?
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Wild at Heart- 1968. The story of Dani’s Great Aunt Evie.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/wild-at-heart
Wild Oats. Part 1&2. -2021. Dani is 16 and sets her sights on her stepfather.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-1
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-2
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wow. what a great excuse not to have to lick pussy ever again *rolls eyes*
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Can always use a Dental Dam.
Nothing like licking pussy through Saran Wrap!! HAHA
Nothing like licking pussy through Saran Wrap!! HAHA
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What the hell, we all live in danger. What's next? Handjobs cause strokes?
No, they cause hairy palms and blindness.
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I knew it...girls do have cooties.
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The Wild Girl anthology need not be read in any order but does take place in the following timeframe
Wild at Heart- 1968. The story of Dani’s Great Aunt Evie.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/wild-at-heart
Wild Oats. Part 1&2. -2021. Dani is 16 and sets her sights on her stepfather.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-1
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-2
Wild Child. 2025. Dani is now 20 years old.
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I think it's funny when the news people discuss this story...talk about....AWKWARD...
They are so embarrassed.
Not sure about the whole thing...thinking it was the smoking...
They are so embarrassed.
Not sure about the whole thing...thinking it was the smoking...
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Agreed!
I was going to say something funny, but I can't top this...besides, I need a new cootie shot.
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Oh great .... now a whole bunch of people are gonna say .... no going down on a female cuz I might get cancer ....
Fucking
.... Michael should have KEPT that to HIMSELF. Bastardo!!!
Fucking
.... Michael should have KEPT that to HIMSELF. Bastardo!!! 
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Oh great .... now a whole bunch of people are gonna say .... no going down on a female cuz I might get cancer ....
Fucking
Oh hell no. Cancer or not I will never give up my favorite dish.
The Wild Girl anthology need not be read in any order but does take place in the following timeframe
Wild at Heart- 1968. The story of Dani’s Great Aunt Evie.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/wild-at-heart
Wild Oats. Part 1&2. -2021. Dani is 16 and sets her sights on her stepfather.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-1
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-2
Wild Child. 2025. Dani is now 20 years old.
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I'll continue to take my chances.
)) Yes it gave me bronchitis too. 
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I'll reserve judgement until I hear a confirmation from Catherine Zeta-Jones.
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Ben a long time since I laughed this hard. My pussy skills are my biggest asset. Can't give that up.
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What's next? Handjobs cause strokes?
Hand jobs ARE strokes
