Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, why is there a song about it?
How come a chicken can't cross the road without its motives being questioned?
"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
If "con" is the opposite of "pro", what's the opposite of "progress"?
Why does quicksand work slowly?
Why do we put garments in a suitcase and suits in a garment bag?
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates Why the fuck does a lep have to be a ball?
Why is it, on cold days - it's always colder after the sun comes up than when it's still dark? You would think the sun would warm everywhere up!
Danny x
Why do people have to freak out and act like assholes when a spider or a bug flies into a classroom. I understand if it's a bee and you are allergic and it will harm you terribly, but a little spider, really? Why are people so afraid of them. I'm that weirdo that picks it up and puts it out the window rather than mashing its guts into the linoleum.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
How do mermaids have babies?
Why didn't Tarzan have a beard?
Do caterpillars know they're gonna be a butterfly or moth someday? Or do they just build their cocoons and think, "Why the fuck am I doing this?"
"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
Why did Brad and Jen really break up?
Why did HBO cancel Deadwood?
Why do people get so much plastic surgery that it makes small children scream and cry? We aren't staring cause you are hot sweetie. We are staring cause you are scary.
Why doesn't Prince Harry call me back? I can play polo too.(I so can't but I am trying to lure him in. Princess Nicki has a ring to it.)
Why are Americans so Xenophobic when their creed is to welcome all?
There is no 'tude like GeekItude!
