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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Alan !! ,, I like it .
WellMadeMale
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Looks like I'm going to win the bet..!
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
savanna
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Quote by WellMadeMale
Looks like I'm going to win the bet..!


Not again WellMadeMale your won the bet the last time too,
WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
I wagered that Alan would post a dozen stories or poems to be reviewed, within three days of his return from sabbatical.

Keep'em coming Alan...only a few more til I can call in my chits.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
DirtyMartini
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Quote by WellMadeMale
I wagered that Alan would post a dozen stories or poems to be reviewed, within three days of his return from sabbatical.

Keep'em coming Alan...only a few more til I can call in my chits.


Actually Jeff...hate to disappoint you, but I think I will fall short of the dozen mark...a couple of the poems I wrote I chose not to submit to Lush...I posted one here on Rumplebations, you might see why...
I did write a couple other poems I did submit though, and I have a poem and a couple more stories I never submitted before, the poem I just submitted and one of the stories which is an old celebrity story I never submitted I think because I wasn't sure which category to put it in...but, it's sort of a fun story...written at the height of my combined sex and humor period just after Mistaken Identity which is a fun, well-liked story. It's called Temp Job about a guy who goes on vacation to visit his cousin in California who has a limo service...he's all upset because one of his cousin's drivers calls out sick and he get's talked into filling in...he hopes nobody back home ever finds out he took a "temp job" while on vacation, only to find out the client he picks up are the Kardashian sisters...you can guess how that one turns out...
But, you are right...I am a bit prolific...in fact I just tied jena121 for most prolific author on Lush and I have the title of most categories sewn up at 16...
But, not quite a dozen...give me a couple more days...
Later,
Alan.

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DirtyMartini
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Quote by WellMadeMale
I wagered that Alan would post a dozen stories or poems to be reviewed, within three days of his return from sabbatical.

Keep'em coming Alan...only a few more til I can call in my chits.


Oh, btw...you mean somebody bet against you???

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savanna
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Quote by WellMadeMale
I wagered that Alan would post a dozen stories or poems to be reviewed, within three days of his return from sabbatical.

Keep'em coming Alan...only a few more til I can call in my chits.


Oh, btw...you mean somebody bet against you???


it was not me, I knew you would post as I was with you and I gave you some ideas. ooops was that suppose to be top secret
WellMadeMale
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Quote by WellMadeMale
I wagered that Alan would post a dozen stories or poems to be reviewed, within three days of his return from sabbatical.

Keep'em coming Alan...only a few more til I can call in my chits.


Oh, btw...you mean somebody bet against you???


Just kidd'n ya Al.

I wouldn't attempt to guess what you may or may not do, from one week to the next, around here.
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that would be cool to have a cyber bar
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good photo keep them up
DirtyMartini
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that would be cool to have a cyber bar


This is a cyber-bar...they serve cyber-drinks...I even got a cyber-hangover the other day...actually it seemed pretty real, but that's another story...just make sure you leave the cyber-bartender a big cyber-tip...
Oh, btw...I'll have you know that Rumplebations was voted one of the top ten cyber-bars located in the forum of a sex story site on the whole world wide web...so there...
Where did are bartender go anyway???
I could use another drink...just, um, put it on my cyber-tab...
Later,
Alan.

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
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Here you go Alan .,,, I have more.
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
That Shameless is a sharing and caring fiend.

Alan, you'd think the folks who ranked this joint in the top ten would come across with a badge or sign to show-off the the accomplishment. Not that I'm complaining, you understand.

By the way, while you were off on sabbatical, we installed a professional quality dart board and hired Darla the Dart Girl to assist customers Check it out.



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Quote by Exakta66
I'd like to aim my dart at her bulls-eye...

Now see what you've done. You've gone off and frightened the poor thing so bad she's trying to hide behind the way-too-small board.



Now tell her you're sorry.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
savanna
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May I be bar- lady just for one night please? ooops no begging allowed sorry

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It aint going to work now!!
David_LeRoy
Internet Philosopher
I find that I am quite fond of the hot tub.

The Wild Girl anthology need not be read in any order but does take place in the following timeframe

Wild at Heart- 1968. The story of Dani’s Great Aunt Evie.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/wild-at-heart

Wild Oats. Part 1&2. -2021. Dani is 16 and sets her sights on her stepfather.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-1

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-2

Wild Child. 2025. Dani is now 20 years old.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-child
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Savanna, I'm about to steop out for a little face-feeding and leaving you in charge.

Go get 'em, girl.

Rumple Foreskin

eta: Very nice hot tub accessories you got there, Red.
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Well guys ! ,, We now have a Lush wine bar in the works ,, So I guess if anyone wants to whine ,, then they will go there instead of here.
savanna
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Savanna, I'm about to steop out for a little face-feeding and leaving you in charge.

Go get 'em, girl.

Rumple Foreskin


Im so into this job tips please

RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Best tip I can give you is don't turn your back on Shameless and/or Alan.

A "wine bar?" That's okay with me, I guess. Even winos need a place to call their own.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
David_LeRoy
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Savanna, I'm about to steop out for a little face-feeding and leaving you in charge.

Go get 'em, girl.

Rumple Foreskin


Im so into this job tips please



Mmm, let me slide my.......dollar in there.

The Wild Girl anthology need not be read in any order but does take place in the following timeframe

Wild at Heart- 1968. The story of Dani’s Great Aunt Evie.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/wild-at-heart

Wild Oats. Part 1&2. -2021. Dani is 16 and sets her sights on her stepfather.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-1

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-2

Wild Child. 2025. Dani is now 20 years old.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-child