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And good morning to all you on the east side of the Pond!

Merry Christmas – still! Christmas is a season, not a day, recall, so while Santa might be recovering, we're still in party mode!

Christmas lights are on, Lady Dryad has cleared up most of the wreckage, and is fast asleep in Kimmi's Korner.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Yorkshire and Earl Grey teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with some multi-coloured mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Peet's Holiday Blend Coffee. I mean, you think someone who could roast coffee could at least learn how to spell their own name, right?

I've put out Christmas donuts.

I'm gonna grab a Bear-sized mug o' Yorkshire tea and mosey back to keep Lady Dryad company.

Who knows? Maybe she'll find my Morning Wood of interest!

Take care out there, 'K?

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Good morning! Yorkshire Tea and a random doughnut. Kids are headed back to Ottawa today and I return to work on Monday. But it will be a quiet week at the office and there's New Year's mid-week.

My New Year's resolution is to get off my butt and write more. I think. I don't really believe in the resolution thing. Getting good response to both my December stories so that's encouraging. That said, I am unsure how much of that writing will be for here. I have two projects on the go that are SS material. And one, frankly, is headed for novella territory so maybe just go straight to self-publishing or even find a market for it.

A vacation encounter as a man seeks to cope with a less than merry holiday season. My Natasha

A gay teen's lust for a friend leads to some erotic exploration. Finding Myself

Morning

Thanks Bear for opening up

Maybe Lady Dryad will put a "shine on" your morning wood .

Morning Ape safe travels for your kids.

I'm thinking to add to our morning selection I've added Cinnabon cinnamon rolls to Bears mix

I'll try your "festive" coffee James while I play a set of morning songs

Blondie

Heart Of Glass

Foster The People

Pumped Up

Moonlight Howlers

Rocket To The Moon

And this one for all the ladies

The Runaways

Cherry Bomb

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And this one for all the ladies

The Runaways

Cherry Bomb

For the ladies, perhaps, but I like it, too. So much talent in that band and the members have given so much great music to the world both collectively and individually. Joan and Lita alone have been major forces in music ever since the band broke up.

A vacation encounter as a man seeks to cope with a less than merry holiday season. My Natasha

A gay teen's lust for a friend leads to some erotic exploration. Finding Myself

Morning, Rumpies! wave

I woke to Butters furry tail on my face… again. Sigh.

I love to hear you’re gonna write more, Mr Ape. Hope it’s contagious. smile

I’ll take some sweets and head to my corner. My ex—drunk guy—is there, so I wanna see what he’s been into… besides the bourbon. :)

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

Here's Lita Ford with the late Ozzy Osbourne.

A vacation encounter as a man seeks to cope with a less than merry holiday season. My Natasha

A gay teen's lust for a friend leads to some erotic exploration. Finding Myself

Thanks Ape

Ah on the last of 2025; here's a thought in our Rump's Alternative Universe time to travel back to 1958 as we find Frank and Dean (Sintra + Martin) at the Levee in East Philadelphia.. As the smoke curls around the patrons they are here to hear a new voice,...

let's listen in y'all

Frank waves the young man over and orders a round of drinks. The young singer introduces himself my name Robert but call me Bob, Bob Dylan.

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Music is ageless

Happy Saturday, everyone!

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Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Yorkshire and Earl Grey teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with some multi-coloured mini marshmallows.

Digging around the tea kettle, looking for some white tea. Nothing. Green tea? Nada. Ugh, Bear… Your killing me. Fine, I guess it’s a Swiss Miss Saturday afternoon.

I went down a rabbit hole over the past day and a half. I’ve been staring at the second story that I ever wrote for a few weeks now. It was something I wrote over a year ago, shortly after writing the original draft of Open Secrets. Like Open Secrets, it was LONG, coming in at over 30,000 words. Well, 10+ hours later and I have something that feels brand new. Not only is it now a mere 8500 words, it feels like what I had envisioned when first wrote it. I am exhausted. But it feels good. Really fucking good.

Now I just need to wait for January 3. I have one other story that is also ready to go. I will probably submit the other story first, since that one is shorter and a little more mod-friendly. It sounds like some mods are apprehensive to dive into longer stories, so I want to give them some time with this one.

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Digging around the tea kettle, looking for some white tea. Nothing. Green tea? Nada.

Tea box is probably on a shelf under the bar. It keeps getting mislaid. There's actually a good selection. But here's some Buddha's Blend. It's a blend of white and green with jasmine and hibsicus. Favourite of mine from up here in the Great Slippery North.

A vacation encounter as a man seeks to cope with a less than merry holiday season. My Natasha

A gay teen's lust for a friend leads to some erotic exploration. Finding Myself

Evening! wave

Chargers are struggling! Poor Herbert and his broken hand is getting sacked. They are in playoffs, though.

Anybody watching final season of Stranger Things? I’m at episode 4.

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

Good morning, Sunday shoppers, hangers on, and hangers out!

We're due to get some weather here today – possibly freezing rain!

Not good. I'll have to check our stock of food and batteries.

Meanwhile, let's get some caffeine started.

And Cogs, yes we have both white and green teas in the box. But as Ape said, it sometimes gets misplaced, sometimes when I refill it – then get distracted.

Not sure how I would get distracted in a place like this, of course…

Lights on, Lady Dryad is looking sleek and satisfied, and we're ready to go!

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Lasang Salchow available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Folgers, since Lion disdains my foo-foo coffees. Anything for a quiet life. Or even a moderately noisy one.

I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got some chocolate cake for y'all.

Take care out there, 'K?

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Chargers are struggling!

My phone charged okay last night. Not sure what's up with yours struggling. 😏🤣

Good morning I am flipping pancakes this morning. Which is better than flipping my wig I guess.

Something strong and black. And a tea would be nice, too.😎

A vacation encounter as a man seeks to cope with a less than merry holiday season. My Natasha

A gay teen's lust for a friend leads to some erotic exploration. Finding Myself

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My phone charged okay last night. Not sure what's up with yours struggling. 😏🤣

Good morning I am flipping pancakes this morning. Which is better than flipping my wig I guess.

Something strong and black. And a tea would be nice, too.😎

Chargers, the Football team, Mr Ape! 🤦‍♀️

Real football 🏈! Not that other football that some erroneously call soccer. ⚽️

And yay! Son’s due here shortly! I hope he left his flu at home!

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

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Son’s due here shortly!

We saw mine a couple times. They are back in Ottawa now. He is up to his eyeballs with a project at work (something I know you can relate to😋), she has a thesis to finish.

A vacation encounter as a man seeks to cope with a less than merry holiday season. My Natasha

A gay teen's lust for a friend leads to some erotic exploration. Finding Myself

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Real football 🏈! Not that other football that some erroneously call soccer. ⚽️

I love both! Granted, my beloved Packers are self-destructing. It’s kinda embarrassing. However, my other “football” club, Arsenal, is still at the top of the table. Granted, they’ve got a brutal three matches coming up over the next 12 days.

Hope everyone is having a great Sunday! I feeling a little under the weather today, so I think I am going to pass on the Folgers and dive right into the green tea.

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I feeling a little under the weather today, so I think I am going to pass on the Folgers and dive right into the green tea.

Awww, feel better! Stuff’s going around. And yup, Packers really needed Micah to stay healthy.

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

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I love both! Granted, my beloved Packers are self-destructing. It’s kinda embarrassing. However, my other “football” club, Arsenal, is still at the top of the table. Granted, they’ve got a brutal three matches coming up over the next 12 days.

Another Arsenal supporter who loves football ⚽️ and enjoys American Football 🏈... I hope you feel better soon. A cup of Yorkshire Tea and a doughnut, please, Bear. 😊

Never understood the appeal of a sports team named after a warehouse for weapons.😁😋

(Kidding)

Some Yorkshire Tea over here, too.

Washing floors but feel kind of crappy. There's shit weather (rainfall and high wind warnings) approaching so I suspect a pressure migraine is coming on.

A vacation encounter as a man seeks to cope with a less than merry holiday season. My Natasha

A gay teen's lust for a friend leads to some erotic exploration. Finding Myself

To my Lush friends who are over the pond. This is the markings on a casserole crock I got from my Mom’s stuff after she passed away years ago. Just wondering if anyone knows anything thing about this marking. Tia

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Never understood the appeal of a sports team named after a warehouse for weapons.😁😋

(Kidding)

Actually, Seeker4, you are not far out. The football team originated in the 19th century at a huge ordnance factory in Woolwich, on the south side of the River Thames, near Greenwich. Just Google the Royal Arsenal. There is a lot of history. My father also did his engineering apprenticeship there. 😊

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To my Lush friends who are over the pond. This is the markings on a casserole crock I got from my Mom’s stuff after she passed away years ago. Just wondering if anyone knows anything thing about this marking. Tia

I think that logo is from Denby, a British stoneware manufacturer. No expert but the age and condition would be a factor in value. Unless its very old probably worth a few hundred dollars max, probably less. The company is still in business.

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To my Lush friends who are over the pond. This is the markings on a casserole crock I got from my Mom’s stuff after she passed away years ago. Just wondering if anyone knows anything thing about this marking. Tia

Evening

Here is a Google search on your mum's casserole

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This is likely a piece of vintage Denby English stoneware, identified by its distinctive ram's head stamp.

The stamp reads "AUTHENTIC ENGLISH STONEWARE HANDMADE IN ENGLAND" around a ram's head logo.

Denby pottery is known for its durable, high-quality, and often oven-to-table stoneware.

Pieces with this specific backstamp often date from the mid-to-late 20th century, particularly the 1970s and 1980s.

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MoanDay last of 2025

Welcome Rumpsteers

Lights On

Beautiful Bertha filled with Good Kahawa ground beans

Tea Kettle filled and singin

Cuppycakes & Doughnuts placed

Terrance up making his tour of the corners and just doing what spiders do

Jukebox on

Time to add a few songs

1st

Blue Jeans

Fade Into You

The Fate of Othelia

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2nd set

The Night We Met

Ride

Keep The Streets Empty For Me

As the music plays restocked

Coke Zero

Mini marshmallows

Cocktail umbrellas

Oh, adding Boston Cremes to the morning mix

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3rd morning set

This Is The Life

Sadness

Wicked Game

Well folks time I head out to gather Jane. We been having issues lately of coyotes sneaking around getting closer and closer to the barns and out buildings I've put a lot of faith in our alarm system aka Jenny our donkey.

Time to turn it over to Bear

Be happy y'all

That's where everything starts

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Lion Out

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