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I have a lot of family back in California and I’m becoming overly depressed staying here and staring at the walls so I’ve decided to sell the house and move back to California.

This sounds like a wonderful plan. Best of luck and hope all goes well. 😀

A vacation encounter as a man seeks to cope with a less than merry holiday season. My Natasha

A gay teen's lust for a friend leads to some erotic exploration. Finding Myself

Hiya, Rumpies! wave

I’m loving being off work. Feelin’ creative. Stress-free. Working on what will be my 300th story here. I want it to be different in a good way. I’m trying to write what I see as the ending to an old (published in 1882? I think) short story called “The Lady, or the Tiger?” where the author chose to leave the ending a cliffhanger. Gonna put out a micro first as #299 if I can get it right. Some of those short fuckers are harder to handle than the long ones. smile

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OMG. So this is what love feels like....

Why yes it sure does in our little corner of Kansa. Love is a unique feelings, was I "on the hunt" for love?

No that's the real beauty of love I say

Love finds you.

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Saturday morning here in Rumps

1st in

Lights On

Picked up a few "empties" seems it was a red solo cup kinda party night

Big Beautiful Bertha filled with

Coffee Kult Dark Roast

Tea Kettle singin her blues

Cinnamon Rolls take centre this morning with sprinkles backing up

morning selection on side bar

Jukebox turned on

Stopped by the Nut Warmer and woke

Terrance aka bar security he seems to still recuperating from NYE partying

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BREAKING NEWS

US seizes Venezuelan President, and wife during airstrikes. Location unknown at present time.

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Music starts Now

God, I'm Not Okay

Don't Let Me Down

Higher Love

Those shall be my first morning set

Enjoy and I shall play as I the set my next next three.

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2nd Set

It's Alright Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)

The Night We Met

Good Thing

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Did I see a note that asked (nicely) to restock Coke Zero in the cooler?

Not to shocked I'll also add cuppycakes on the side bar

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Ah, 3rd set

I Wish You Were Here

The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway

I felt the need to close my third set like a "bookend" with

Goodbye Blue Sky

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Remember wise men are fools too.

Time Jane and I take a Saturday morning walk to enjoy the sunrise

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Many thanks for the Coke Zero, Mr Lion. Much appreciated.

Hope the new year is being kind to all y’all so far. Enjoying our last weekend before my brother arrives for his 3 month stay. First on the agenda this morning? Breakfast at Waffle House!

I’m delighted at how well my new naughty little micro is doing I hope y’all will check it out when you get a chance. 🥰😘💋

Good Girl

I'll Be Home For Christmas - Holly spends Advent preparing for Nick's return.

Good Girl - She’s a badass by day and his Good Girl at night.

And good morning all!

Thanks for getting things started Lion! I can see why people call you the King of Beers … I mean "Beasts"!

Market day today, so I shan't tary, shan't I.

Sorry to say, I've had to move the toys out of Store Room #4 for cleaning – more like fumigating, TBH. It was getting more than a mite, um, fuggy in there!

And slightly late wishes for 2026, y'all!

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Many thanks for the Coke Zero, Mr Lion. Much appreciated.

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First on the agenda this morning? Breakfast at Waffle House!

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I’m delighted at how well my new naughty little micro is doing I hope y’all will check it out when you get a chance. 🥰😘💋

Good Girl

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us Michiganders need not sez Mr Lion, Carl seems proper.

Waffle house is the BEST

don't be shy order up your "smothered" hashbrowns and try and share with hubs

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She's a badass boss with needs only he can fulfill.

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Breakfast at Waffle House!

We are getting a lot of US food places jumping the border right now but I don't think either they or IHOP have. Or if they have, they haven't reached here yet. I am kind of intrigued. Should try them when I am down there but we usually book a hotel with breakfast included when traveling so don't usually go out for breakfast. My family ate at International House of Pancakes when we visited Florida in the seventies before they acronymized the name but I imagine they've changed a lot. That was almost 50 years ago now (Winter break in 1977 or 78, I think).

Trying to write but I just don't seem to be engaged at the moment. Kind of poking around, learning stuff about Linux instead of actually writing. Oh well. The mood will hit me sooner or later.

A vacation encounter as a man seeks to cope with a less than merry holiday season. My Natasha

A gay teen's lust for a friend leads to some erotic exploration. Finding Myself

Good morning, US and Canada based Rumps, good afternoon to those in the UK.

Almost 10am and I am still laying in bed. Lazy day. Not even craving any of the Coffee Kult Dark Roast, yet.

If you haven’t read my latest story - The Blow Bang - please check it out. It’s not going to win any awards, but I am happy with the way that I navigated sex scenes with 10/8 people, respectively. You should see the stack of diagrams I went through showing me who was where/when during the writing process. 😂

I have my next story - Project Eros - sitting in my drafts and ready to go. I REALLY want it hit “submit”. Because my previous story went live yesterday, I am trying to be patient and wait a few days.

I am excited, because Project Eros is what I consider to be my first real story (in other words, the sex is secondary to the larger story), it is my first story told from a female perspective, and it is a departure from the genres I usually gravitate towards.

Okay, I am done rambling. Enjoy your Saturday, everyone!

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Trying to write but I just don't seem to be engaged at the moment. Kind of poking around, learning stuff about Linux instead of actually writing. Oh well. The mood will hit me sooner or later.

I am in the reverse boat. I really need to focus on some AI certifications I’ve been pursuing and maybe dive deeper Peyton. But I keep coming up with new story ideas and I feel like I need to put words on paper. Sigh.

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I really need to focus on some AI certifications I’ve been pursuing

Good luck. I have some of my team going for AI development training later this month for a major project we've kicked off. I'm just project manager, not doing any dev work myself, so I am not taking it. Leaving it to the pros, so to speak. 😋

A vacation encounter as a man seeks to cope with a less than merry holiday season. My Natasha

A gay teen's lust for a friend leads to some erotic exploration. Finding Myself

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Almost 10am and I am still laying in bed. Lazy day. Not even craving any of the Coffee Kult Dark Roast, yet.

I’m so jealous! My cat Butters would never let me sleep anywhere close to 10am.

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I’m so jealous! My cat Butters would never let me sleep anywhere close to 10am.

I went through that with our family cat back in the day. Once I hit university, I started working in the summer so didn't go the cottage with the family. They took the dog with them and left me the cat. And, yeah, she kind of became my fuzzy alarm clock if I forgot to close the basement door (which is what we usually did to keep her downstairs at night). I was a morning person even back then but, yeah, she was even more of a morning cat.

A vacation encounter as a man seeks to cope with a less than merry holiday season. My Natasha

A gay teen's lust for a friend leads to some erotic exploration. Finding Myself

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I’m so jealous! My cat Butters would never let me sleep anywhere close to 10am.

I know how annoying it can be to be woken up by the cat...but I miss that more than I realized I would.

I'll Be Home For Christmas - Holly spends Advent preparing for Nick's return.

Good Girl - She’s a badass by day and his Good Girl at night.

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I’m so jealous! My cat Butters would never let me sleep anywhere close to 10am.

My dog is up at 6am every day! She will lay there, patiently waiting, until 8am on weekends. But then the “I am bored” whimpering starts. She doesn’t necessarily need to go outside, she’s not a breakfast/food motivated dog. She just gets bored being locked in a room with her people.

My wife got up earlier than me this morning and took care of her, so I was free to be lazy. It was wonderful!

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Good luck. I have some of my team going for AI development training later this month for a major project we've kicked off. I'm just project manager, not doing any dev work myself, so I am not taking it. Leaving it to the pros, so to speak. 😋

Small world. I spent a good chunk of my career in the PM space. Now I straddle that and digital product management.

Before I became a project manager, I was developer (20-30 years ago). I will always be a bit of a tech nerd and am fascinated by emerging technologies. My company doesn’t pay for any “technical” AI training, so I just do on my own.

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Small world. I spent a good chunk of my career in the PM space. Now I straddle that and digital product management.

Before I became a project manager, I was developer (20-30 years ago). I will always be a bit of a tech nerd and am fascinated by emerging technologies. My company doesn’t pay for any “technical” AI training, so I just do on my own.

I manage the IT department for a small-ish corporation involved in home health care. Was their first IT person (before me, they were supported by our parent company) and built the department from one (me) to eight, 4 doing support and infrastructure, 3 doing development and customization of corporate systems, and then me. So project management is but one corner of my work, though it's going to become a big corner of it for the next couple years. After which I will probably retire.

A vacation encounter as a man seeks to cope with a less than merry holiday season. My Natasha

A gay teen's lust for a friend leads to some erotic exploration. Finding Myself

How odd, I'm also a PM often with IT crossover but I'm taking a hiatus after my last few projects. The hours were nuts and I got sick of arguing with people all day. Not sure what I'm going to do next. Toss up between male model and rodeo clown.

So I'm at the pharmacy earlier and the pharma assistant was a really pretty young woman so I complimented her, on her nails which were also very pretty. (And yes it was absolutely pre-meditated flirting lol) Of course she liked that and we chatted a bit before I ran off to do a few errands while the pharma filled my order. At pick up I dealt with someone else but as I left she popped up from behind the counter and gave me the BEST fucking smile I have ever seen. Made my day. Have a feeling my next story may feature a pharmacy.

Also working on a Wife Lovers that's at 8700 words and only has about 500 words of sex so far. Seems to be a bad habit of mine....and who knows, it just might be a true story encompassing an affair that lasted nearly 4 years.

Oh yeah a belated Happy New Year everyone!

Yay! A bar full of IT geeks! 🤓 I’ve never felt so at home!

And you should have asked that cutie pie out, LyfBuz!

I’m watching Bucs! Hope they win! And finishing up my story that is one of my fav things I’ve written in a while. Woohoo! 🥳

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Reading about our furry family members thanks to Butters not allowing to sleep in, our main "demon" Casper can't stand having the house sleep past 4am. Which is completely different than Rascal or Bella. For being 8 going on (acting like 8 months) 9 one would think he be sleeping somewhere but No!! He's up and his ploy is a soft paw to the face and he escalates to biting if one covers your face.

I've always figured they are all happy country cats.

Nice thinking of them this afternoon reading y'all posts

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Tampa Bay up 13 to Carolina 7

at the half

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Qh the pure beauty of

1st In @ Rumps

Lights On

Pick up empties from around the bar

Big Beautiful Bertha filled with Folgers

Tea Kettle filled and singin

I've decided today is raspberry & blueberry CUPPYCAKES

Jukebox On

Woke Terrance from a deep sleep

So music starts now

Long Cool.Woman

Edge Of Seventeen

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3rd set

Storm's A Comin

In The Air Tonight

Whiskey & The Devil

I gotta give a nod to Rumps with the last song y'all remember this IS a bar.😁

Today this afternoon our KC Chiefs play the dreaded Vegas Raiders to finish our season. A season of hopes fears and hurt I'm happy to move on.

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Lion Out

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Morning, Rumpies wave

Are you ready for some Football!?!?

Too bad, if you aren’t cause I’m claiming the remote for the day! Football game 18 from 1 pm until late tonight…

Bring me something warm to drink, Bearkeep, please. smile

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All this football makes it that time ....lol🤣...have the best day everyone!!😉

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I'll bet that red velvet cake goes well with Yorkshire Gold tea, too. So I'll have one of each.

Weekly cleaning is done so I am enjoying a tea. No football around my world. Never been a fan even growing up with it on the TV constantly due to Dad and other family members watching both CFL and NFL.

Here's the band I am currently obsessing over. Very talented young ladies from Argentina. I am quite sure my obsession has nothing to do with a crush on Martina (the bassist. She's on the right in the video and is the one in the cover image). Really.

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A gay teen's lust for a friend leads to some erotic exploration. Finding Myself

Hmmmmm

Dropping off 6 full racks of Kansas City BBQ ribs & Cole slaw; can't have BBQ without Kansas City Boulevard Wheat beer as we all enjoy football.

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Anyone seen or heard from Bear??

It's like 2pm !!!

Guess it's self serve at Rumps today

Help yourself to any adult beverages or drinks.

I'll just put his stash of Jameson on the bar

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