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Here's the band I am currently obsessing over. Very talented young ladies from Argentina.

Thanks for sharing, Ape. I like it. I will have to check out their other material.

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Dropping off 6 full racks of Kansas City BBQ ribs & Cole slaw; can't have BBQ without Kansas City Boulevard Wheat beer as we all enjoy football.

🏉

I’ve got friends and family in the KC area. Love me some good KC BBQ and Boulevard. Granted, I went gluten free several years ago, which makes Boulevard and corn bread a no-go now. 😢

Watching the Packers right now. Nothing to play for this weekend. We have the 7th seed locked up. They are playing mostly 2nd and 3rd string players. Feels like August. Meh.

I just realized that I hit 100 followers over the weekend! Started looking at my story stats. I joined Lush 67 days ago. I’ve published 8 stories (well, four “real” stories, one of which was spread across five chapters). And I’ve had almost 25,000 reads. I know that doesn’t sound like much. But I am feeling very humbled right now. 😊

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I just realized that I hit 100 followers over the weekend! Started looking at my story stats. I joined Lush 67 days ago. I’ve published 8 stories (well, four “real” stories, one of which was spread across five chapters). And I’ve had almost 25,000 reads. I know that doesn’t sound like much. But I am feeling very humbled right now. 😊

Congratulations, paddlingincognito. 😊 I believe having followers is fantastic and certainly helps get more reads/likes, etc. To do that in 67 days is excellent. BTW: I have just started following you and will read a few of your stories.

For me, it took about 2 years, but things can change quickly. I wrote a short I/F series and picked up 268 followers in a month... So, I went from something like 30 to around 300 followers in one month based on those 4 stories. I always wondered if that was a monthly Lush follower record. 😳

Thanks for opening up Lion, I have not seen Bear, but if I could have a mug of Yorkshire tea, please. Thank you. 😊

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For me, it took about 2 years, but things can change quickly. I wrote a short I/F series and picked up 268 followers in a month... So, I went from something like 30 to around 300 followers in one month based on those 4 stories. I always wondered if that was a monthly Lush follower record. 😳

That’s crazy! It seems like are certain categories - I/F stories being one of them - that get a lot of reads, which I assume translates to followers.

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It seems like are certain categories - I/F stories being one of them

Yeah, my most read story is my lone contribution to that category. No shock there. As a longtimer, I know the popularity of that category. Not sure if I picked up many followers that way, though. I have 192 follows per my profile but I don't watch my profile that closely so wouldn't have noticed if I picked up a lot when that story came out.

A vacation encounter as a man seeks to cope with a less than merry holiday season. My Natasha

A gay teen's lust for a friend leads to some erotic exploration. Finding Myself

And it's Moan-Day of a New Year – and lots happening already!

Let the Moaning begin.

And now for some caffeine…

Lights on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re ready to go.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and English Breakfast teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Kick Ass coffee blend to help kick things off…

I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got some buttercream cuppycakes to tempt Kat – with Coke Zero to nullify the calories!

Take care out there, 'K?

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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I just realized that I hit 100 followers over the weekend! Started looking at my story stats. I joined Lush 67 days ago. I’ve published 8 stories (well, four “real” stories, one of which was spread across five chapters). And I’ve had almost 25,000 reads. I know that doesn’t sound like much. But I am feeling very humbled right now. 😊

Congratulations, Cog ol' boy! Enjoy it, because you've earned it!

Now, whaddal you have to celebrate?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Good Morning, Good Day, Good Afternoon, Good Evening, Good Night to one & all.

Well, Hello there Friends. It's been a while since my last visit. (Back in September 2023, if I remember correctly) I thought I'd drop in to see how everyone's doing. Happy New Year, Everyone.

I see a few new faces in the bar. Welcome to you. I'm sure you are not so new here, but certainly new to this here Angel.

Hello to all my old friends.

Speaking of old friends - Has anyone seen or heard from Denim_Daisy10 - Sara. It was her birthday yesterday & I was wanting to wish her a Happy Birthday. But I've noticed she hasn't logged in for a long while.

I see Terrance is still in the nut-warmer. I'll just leave him be. He gives my wings the shivers. Coma & Tose are still out by the hot tub. I wonder if anyone has sat with them & mused over their musings.

Oh, how is Rump these days? I haven't seen him in an age either.

So much has happened since my last visit here. I've moved house - twice. So my rent didn't go up by $100 per month, as it was suppose to if I stayed in the old rental. It only increased by $20 per month. Then I moved the second time, into a brand new home & my rent increased a further $20 per month. So much more affordable. I love my current home. It's in a brand new suburb with more houses being built each day. I also found a job. I liked it. Loved my co-workers. But had to leave after 10 months, due to experiencing panic attacks as I walked into the building. I've been in my current position since March last year & I am absolutely loving it. I even started travelling for my job in November. That will continue again this year.

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I just realized that I hit 100 followers over the weekend! Started looking at my story stats. I joined Lush 67 days ago. I’ve published 8 stories (well, four “real” stories, one of which was spread across five chapters). And I’ve had almost 25,000 reads. I know that doesn’t sound like much. But I am feeling very humbled right now. 😊

Congratulations on both 100 followers & almost 25,000 views on your stories in less than 3 months. Awesome effort. I will have to take a moment or two to read said stories. For me, I haven't written anything the last few months. It's been a bit busy with work. I have a couple stories, a few micro's & many more co-authored stories/micros. My figures are all over the place. If I just count the stories/micro's that I wrote myself then I've managed a mere 35,800 views in over 4 years. So your nearly 25,000 in less than 3 months is a wonderful achievement. My Followers number has been up & down lately; moving between 420 & 430.

I've managed to read all of the Advent Story Comp Entries. A great bunch of stories. I feel for the judges this time round. Good Luck to all who entered a story. Well done to you all.

Thanks for the tunes, Fuzzy. You never miss a beat. I always enjoy your tuunnneeeeeeeeeeeeees.

I think I will enjoy one of Da Bear's buttercream cuppycakes. Thanks Da Bear. I've missed your special treats. Can I please have a Hot Chocolate, to go? It's just ticked over midnight here. I best be making tracks & visit the land of dreams.

Hope to catch you all later. Until then Stay Safe & Have Fun. xx

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Congratulations on both 100 followers & almost 25,000 views on your stories in less than 3 months. Awesome effort. I will have to take a moment or two to read said stories. For me, I haven't written anything the last few months. It's been a bit busy with work. I have a couple stories, a few micro's & many more co-authored stories/micros. My figures are all over the place. If I just count the stories/micro's that I wrote myself then I've managed a mere 35,800 views in over 4 years. So your nearly 25,000 in less than 3 months is a wonderful achievement. My Followers number has been up & down lately; moving between 420 & 430.

I've managed to read all of the Advent Story Comp Entries. A great bunch of stories. I feel for the judges this time round. Good Luck to all who entered a story. Well done to you all.

Thanks for the tunes, Fuzzy. You never miss a beat. I always enjoy your tuunnneeeeeeeeeeeeees.

I think I will enjoy one of Da Bear's buttercream cuppycakes. Thanks Da Bear. I've missed your special treats. Can I please have a Hot Chocolate, to go? It's just ticked over midnight here. I best be making tracks & visit the land of dreams.

Hope to catch you all later. Until then Stay Safe & Have Fun. xx

Good to see you here! I see Rump liking stories here and there. I haven't seen Sara in ages.

I will join you in a buttercream cuppycake!

Home from the gym. Time to shower, write a little, mod a little, and head to the airport after lunch. Picking up my brother and sister. 😎

I'll Be Home For Christmas - Holly spends Advent preparing for Nick's return.

Good Girl - She’s a badass by day and his Good Girl at night.

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Congratulations on both 100 followers & almost 25,000 views on your stories in less than 3 months. Awesome effort. I will have to take a moment or two to read said stories. For me, I haven't written anything the last few months. It's been a bit busy with work. I have a couple stories, a few micro's & many more co-authored stories/micros. My figures are all over the place. If I just count the stories/micro's that I wrote myself then I've managed a mere 35,800 views in over 4 years. So your nearly 25,000 in less than 3 months is a wonderful achievement. My Followers number has been up & down lately; moving between 420 & 430.

I've managed to read all of the Advent Story Comp Entries. A great bunch of stories. I feel for the judges this time round. Good Luck to all who entered a story. Well done to you all.

Thanks for the tunes, Fuzzy. You never miss a beat. I always enjoy your tuunnneeeeeeeeeeeeees.

I think I will enjoy one of Da Bear's buttercream cuppycakes. Thanks Da Bear. I've missed your special treats. Can I please have a Hot Chocolate, to go? It's just ticked over midnight here. I best be making tracks & visit the land of dreams.

Hope to catch you all later. Until then Stay Safe & Have Fun. xx

Hi there, stranger. Nice to see you.

Sara kind of vanished from both here and StoriesSpace a while ago and I have not heard anything from or about her either. We miss her.

Rump lurks and did pop in to say hi once.

A vacation encounter as a man seeks to cope with a less than merry holiday season. My Natasha

A gay teen's lust for a friend leads to some erotic exploration. Finding Myself

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Congratulations on both 100 followers & almost 25,000 views on your stories in less than 3 months. Awesome effort. I will have to take a moment or two to read said stories. For me, I haven't written anything the last few months. It's been a bit busy with work. I have a couple stories, a few micro's & many more co-authored stories/micros. My figures are all over the place. If I just count the stories/micro's that I wrote myself then I've managed a mere 35,800 views in over 4 years. So your nearly 25,000 in less than 3 months is a wonderful achievement. My Followers number has been up & down lately; moving between 420 & 430.

I've managed to read all of the Advent Story Comp Entries. A great bunch of stories. I feel for the judges this time round. Good Luck to all who entered a story. Well done to you all.

Thanks for the tunes, Fuzzy. You never miss a beat. I always enjoy your tuunnneeeeeeeeeeeeees.

I think I will enjoy one of Da Bear's buttercream cuppycakes. Thanks Da Bear. I've missed your special treats. Can I please have a Hot Chocolate, to go? It's just ticked over midnight here. I best be making tracks & visit the land of dreams.

Hope to catch you all later. Until then Stay Safe & Have Fun. xx

Welcome Angel !!! You my sweet friend have been busy with moves.

Seeing you back in Rumps was a special treat and I thank you.

I have not heard from Sara in a long time too, I wonder if Bear aka James has??

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If I may play a couple of morning tunes?

Heaven and Hell

Copper Head Road

Long Cool Woman

Many thanks Bear for the start this week

"The Moon is the Sun at night"

Lion Out

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Congratulations on both 100 followers & almost 25,000 views on your stories in less than 3 months. Awesome effort. I will have to take a moment or two to read said stories. For me, I haven't written anything the last few months. It's been a bit busy with work. I have a couple stories, a few micro's & many more co-authored stories/micros. My figures are all over the place. If I just count the stories/micro's that I wrote myself then I've managed a mere 35,800 views in over 4 years. So your nearly 25,000 in less than 3 months is a wonderful achievement. My Followers number has been up & down lately; moving between 420 & 430.

Hi AngelWorthy, It's nice to see that you dropped by Rump's. I don't think we chatted before, though I first stumbled on this site in 2010 and officially joined nearly 10 years ago, but I only really started being active here 3 1/4 years ago when I changed my username and started writing. I've been dropping into Rumplations for around a year. BTW: my profile is 100% accurate.

I have also travelled all over Australia. I love your country, and I do appreciate how large it is! 😊

Hi, Bear, good to see you back in. A large mug of Yorkshire tea, please.

As for us going to the Caribbean on Friday, that is still in the balance, as my wife has not quite fully recovered from the flu. Seeing the doctor tomorrow, and hopefully, they can prescribe something that can clear the persistent cough she has been left with. Fingers crossed. 😊😎

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Today we're using Kick Ass coffee blend to help kick things off…

Good morning, Rumps!

Good call on the coffee, Bear! Kick Ass started in Hawaii. Unfortunately, they closed most of their stores on Maui around COVID. The last store is a mile walk from where my wife and I vacation. And we are heading there for our annual pilgrimage in 12 days. Can’t wait!!!

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Congratulations on both 100 followers & almost 25,000 views on your stories in less than 3 months.

Welcome back, AngelWorthy! And thank you. It’s been a whirlwind. I think part of this is that I had been writing for over a year before discovering Lush. So I can in with a dozen stories. Some have been released as they were originally written (Open Secrets and the pending Eros Project). Others were repurposed (Coffee, Bang). More stories, more clicks, more 🔥.

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Congratulations, Cog ol' boy! Enjoy it, because you've earned it!

Now, whaddal you have to celebrate?

Right now, just a cup of that delicious Kick Ass blend with a dash of cream.

Funny, I was going to take the month off from writing. I will be Hawaii heats two weeks in January and I have a feeling that work is going to be insane this week and next week.

Granted, what did I do this weekend? I wrote another story. 🤦🏻‍♂️ Now I feel like I need to edit it and submit it before I head out. lol

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I just realized that I hit 100 followers over the weekend! Started looking at my story stats. I joined Lush 67 days ago. I’ve published 8 stories (well, four “real” stories, one of which was spread across five chapters). And I’ve had almost 25,000 reads. I know that doesn’t sound like much. But I am feeling very humbled right now. 😊

Congrats! That's pretty impressive given your short time here. I don't think I even have 50 followers after 10 years. lol Maybe I should write more.

Apparently heeding my own advice I'm at 11,000 words plus on my Wife Lovers love story and that's mostly to just string the timeline together and set the stage for the actual dirty bits. And build the characters. Still no sex except a few scorching kisses. This may end up on SS.

They should have a Comp where all the story characters have to have the names of a current Mod. 🤣😈🤣

Coffee please.

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They should have a Comp where all the story characters have to have the names of a current Mod.

Then it becomes a question of who is brave enough to have a character called "sprite" 😬😋

A vacation encounter as a man seeks to cope with a less than merry holiday season. My Natasha

A gay teen's lust for a friend leads to some erotic exploration. Finding Myself

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Went into our local Urban Prairie Coffee shop and saw this sign on the door.

Guess I need to find another Coffee shop now.

😁🙄😁

And I'll repeat … I'll see you're 1973, and raise you the 80s!

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Speaking of old friends - Has anyone seen or heard from Denim_Daisy10 - Sara. It was her birthday yesterday & I was wanting to wish her a Happy Birthday. But I've noticed she hasn't logged in for a long while.

I see Terrance is still in the nut-warmer. I'll just leave him be. He gives my wings the shivers. Coma & Tose are still out by the hot tub. I wonder if anyone has sat with them & mused over their musings.

Oh, how is Rump these days? I haven't seen him in an age either.

I think I will enjoy one of Da Bear's buttercream cuppycakes. Thanks Da Bear. I've missed your special treats. Can I please have a Hot Chocolate, to go? It's just ticked over midnight here. I best be making tracks & visit the land of dreams.

Hope to catch you all later. Until then Stay Safe & Have Fun. xx

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Welcome back Angel! It's been a while, but I'm so glad you're doing well! Pull up a stool and tell us every sordid/happy detail of your life!

Da Boss (that's Rumps) is still around, but he's in semi-retirement. He asked Terrance to take over, and appointed me Second Assistant Bear-Keep. Terrance leaves the day to day stuff to me while he makes the important decision, like which nuts (and whose) should go in the nut warmer. Rumps drops in every once in a while to check the books (the real ones, not the ones we show the revenooers), but otherwise, just uses the facilities.

As for Sara, as a couple of others have said, she just vanished. It was shortly after she got married, and I have kind of wondered whether either hubby didn't approve, or that she was so busy keeping him (and herself) happy, that she couldn't afford to spend time with us reprobates.

Would you like a to-go box with treats? On the house, just cause we're happy to have you back!

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Oh man, that meme is a winner.🤣

A vacation encounter as a man seeks to cope with a less than merry holiday season. My Natasha

A gay teen's lust for a friend leads to some erotic exploration. Finding Myself

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lol sprite would be my first choice.😈

what? you didn't get enough time in the hospital last year?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

And good Tunes–day morning, everybody! I'm sure Lion will be along soon to roar us into the new day, so I will get things ship-shape and Bristol fashion!

Speaking Bristols…

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

And with that all set, let's get some caffeine going, shall we?

Lights are on, and still not flickering, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and so have I.

(sniffs pits, shrugs)

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Yorkshire and Irish Breakfast teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and is refilled and ready.

Today we're using Happy Camper blend coffee from Kicking Horse Coffee Roasters, to go with all the toasty happy campers in here!

I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got some Boston Creams, with real cream – and you can interpret that any way that suits your fancy.

Or however else your fancy likes it!

Take care out there, 'K?

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Did you mention Yorkshire Tea Bear? Make that a large mug full... Thanks... 😊 Just doing a little writing today.

All, still on for our Caribbean cruise as we got the green light from the doctor this morning. Fingers crossed on that!

With help our third and final morning set Jane wants these Three and want Janes wants

Jane receives

Say It Right

Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover

Golden Hour Memories

Yes; Jane brings the softer side out of this ancient lion.

Stay beautiful y'all

it starts in your heart and overcomes you. What a beautiful thing

Jane & Lion

Out

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