RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

Attended Catholic school in upstate New York USA complete with trying to look up the nuns’ skirts (more properly their habits).

The three ‘R’s were definitely a thing!

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Attended Catholic school in upstate New York USA complete with trying to look up the nuns’ skirts (more properly their habits).

The three ‘R’s were definitely a thing!

Thank you for confirming, S7. By the way, I'm David. 😊

Pleased to meet you David! I’m Matt. That guy with no arms and no legs laying on the floor as opposed to Art the guy with no arms and legs hanging on the wall…

Aloha, Rumps. Four more days in paradise before I head back to reality. Granted, looks like the warmth may follow me back to the midwest! The long term forecast show temps in the mid-to-upper 30’s next week! Fingers crossed for an early spring this year!

Welcome to Rumps, S7! And great choice in whiskey. I have a bottle of the 10 and the 12 have home. I’ve tried the 15. Have yet to get my hands on anything older. Stagg Jr. is my go-to, when I can find it.

I have a garage...with a door...that opens automatically.

I have a garage...with a working side-by-side fridge and freezer.

I have a garage...with shelves and hooks and a place for all our stuff.

I have a garage...with an electronic bike lift to keep our bikes up off the ground.

I have...normalcy back in my life for the first time since September 26, 2024. (16 MONTHS AND ONE DAY)

ALL DRINKS ON MY TAB FOR THE REST OF THE DAY! 🍷🍺☕️😎😊❤️

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I have a garage...with a door...that opens automatically. I would love to open it!

I have a garage...with a working side-by-side fridge and freezer. By my side you would never be a freezer!

I have a garage...with shelves and hooks and a place for all our stuff. We have a place to stuff my stuff!

I have a garage...with an electronic bike lift to keep our bikes up off the ground. With you I am never on the ground!

I have...normalcy back in my life for the first time since September 26, 2024. (16 MONTHS AND ONE DAY) Normalcy is overrated! : j

ALL DRINKS ON MY TAB FOR THE REST OF THE DAY! 🍷🍺☕️😎😊❤️

You just inspired me…

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You just inspired me…

I'm not sure what I inspired you to do, but yay me! 😊

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Welcome to Rumps, S7! And great choice in whiskey. I have a bottle of the 10 and the 12 have home. I’ve tried the 15.

My first bottle was the 23 year old that was $70 and back in the day I thought it was an outrageous price. I walked out of Binny’s Beverage Depot but came back a week later and bought it. I loved it and then became a bourbon fan.

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I was never ever once offered a free drink. I fact, I think you charge me extra.

I believe you showed up before I was promoted from Patron to Bear-tender, so … blame Rumps!

As for charging you extra – NEVER!

However, I AM prepared to do some bartering, if you catch my drift… 😉

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more properly their habits

Sounds like you had ... 😎 ... a bad habit. 😜

Hello. I'm the resident gorilla and the reason the bar serves banana daiquiris. 😊

Much apologies Sir Resident Gorilla Sir. No offense intended! My habits are indeed very bad!

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I'm not sure what I inspired you to do, but yay me! 😊

Yes … Sears Kenmore appliances apparently turn me on … or …. I just lost my train of thought

…now riding the rails to off-track-Istan!

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Sounds like you had ... 😎 ... a bad habit. 😜

Hello. I'm the resident gorilla and the reason the bar serves banana daiquiris. 😊

Would never want to get between a Resident Gorilla and it’s Banana!!

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Would never want to get between a Resident Gorilla and it’s Banana!!

You apparently have not heard about Storage Room #4. That is where you would find Ape and his “banana” 🤣