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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Quote by wxt55uk

Sorry, Bear, I can't quite reach the jar. 😊 It's lucky I have a 4,000-mile-long straw to reach my tea. Yes, my lungs are that good... aided by a massive pump (not the type you're thinking of). 😜 A cup of Yorkshire tea, please, Bear. Thank you.

As it is your day, I honour you with a character called Bear in my next story. Look out for it in "Cash in Hand - 12" and be nice to me... πŸ˜€ I haven't written the story yet! 😈

Sorry Bear B Gone

acting pissy

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Gotta use the tea I put out

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Quote by fuzzy1954

Thanks!!

Best add a Mr Ape and why not a sexy HOT REDhead!!

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Did someone say they needed a REDHEAD?πŸ˜‰

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Sunset Grill - Sometimes you find love where you least expect it

All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.

High School Sweethearts - bringing back an old favorite for y'all to enjoy.

Tender Seduction - sometimes the long game pays off.

It's Friday!

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It is!!

Good afternoon. Weather is nice, my mood is on an even keel, work is happening. What more could I ask than a glass of Pinot Noir.

Quote by Seeker4

It is!!

Good afternoon. Weather is nice, my mood is on an even keel, work is happening. What more could I ask than a glass of Pinot Noir.

I think I will join Ape in a glass of wine, but make mine Moscato, please, and thanks!

The weather has been foggy and rainy all day here, but I'm in a great mood. My story, Sunset Grill, is getting some great comments (even from some straight guys), and my girl and her hubby are on their way here to celebrate her birthday with us. (How the fuck is my baby turning 30? I have no idea, but we are ready for a great time!

Cake is made
The song is written
Gifts are wrapped
The house is decorated

All we need is the birthday girl! 3 more hours!! Woo hoo! (It's been over a year since she's been home... we have either gone to her house or met up with her somewhere else, so this is making my heart really happy!) πŸŽ‚πŸ˜Šβ€οΈ

Sunset Grill - Sometimes you find love where you least expect it

All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.

High School Sweethearts - bringing back an old favorite for y'all to enjoy.

Tender Seduction - sometimes the long game pays off.