
About
Single mom, mixture of Parrothead and New Wave girl, born either 3 decades or 300 years too late.
So where is the Yes, Please? option on the seeking dropdown?
I work harder than an ugly stripper- John Kennedy
I pounced like a hobo on a ham sandwich - John Kennedy
I'd rather have this bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy - Tom Stankus
I drank WHAT? - Socrates
We are the people our parents warned us about. - Jimmy Buffett
It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning. - Jimmy Buffett
Interests
Seeking