RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

Hey fuzzy, good to see you posting! Hopefully you are at least enjoying the company of an attractive nurse or three.

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Hey fuzzy, good to see you posting! Hopefully you are at least enjoying the company of an attractive nurse or three.

Thanks my three are all harden married ladies. I'm left with memories and Lush lol

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Hey! 😠 Where’s a goodie for me to nibble on, Bear!

Here you go Kimmi his name is Otto if you want to adopt him Bear had the paperwork haha

BTW good meds today might post a couple songs who knows

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Here you go Kimmi his name is Otto if you want to adopt him Bear had the paperwork haha

BTW good meds today might post a couple songs who knows

Thank you, fuzzy Lion! 😀 This is in your honor (hangs above Wurlitzer)

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Catching up after a few crazy days.

Sending thoughts and prayers your way, Lion. I loved your daily mixes and your openness to share the jukebox when I first stumbled across Lush.

Thanks brother remember everything and everyone shares here. EVEN the Jameson

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Thanks brother remember everything and everyone shares here. EVEN the Jameson

Of course we share the Jameson's – as long as it's YOUR stash, Lion! Or even the bar stock.

My personal stock seems to have been, um, discovered, by Kimmi's Toys.

Which I'll be pleased to add to her already healthy bill!

Meanwhile, let's get some music on.

I don't know why, but this song has been rattling around my brain all yesterday, and I woke up with it this morning, so… let's share the wealth!

Gene Vincent … Be-Bop-A-Lula

Note the indifferent guitar work, the so-so vocals, and the truly primitive lyrics!

No wonder it's been an earworm?

And with that, let's get some caffeine going…

Lights on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re ready to go.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Yorkshire and Darjeeling teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Maxwell House Medium Roast – in case we need to roast a medium!

I've put out donuts. Look good!

Plus I've got some Boston Creams for y'all.

Take care out there, 'K?

Morning, Rumpies

Up early being a pin cushion for my acupuncturist. Ridding remnants of pneumonia. Whoop! Whoop!

I’ll take one or twelve pink donuts and run

Good morning, Rumpee's. I will join Kimmi and try a pink doughnut, along with a mug of Yorkshire tea. 😀

This morning I sent my competition story to the moderators. Yes, I know I wasn't going to enter, but I felt like writing something a little different, and I admit it... I like badges! 😈

I will be taking a 2-week break from writing and LushStories starting Tuesday. I'm still hobbling with sciatica, but as my wife agreed to put the tent up on her own 😳, so we're off camping for a week. Then it's my youngest daughter's wedding, I have two this year. I got to walk her up the aisle; I guess I will be limping. 🙄🤣

Thanks for opening, Bear. It's great to see you popping in, Lion. Don't forget the two of you had a cameo part in one of my stories. Here is the link: Cash In Hand 12 - "Another Exposure" - Part 1 Of 4

Have a look out for my comp story. It is called "A Brush With Fate."

That is all from England, and yes, I am still gutted about losing in the World Cup, David. 😎

Enjoy your time away, David! Go away, sciatica!

I’ll be in the lookout for your comp entry!

Good morning, all you eager smut writers!

Just a heads-up: Lady Jay and I will be visiting my brother in Michigan, so for the next few days, Lady Dryad may be tending the bar. She doesn't talk much, but she certainly appreciates some solid Morning Wood!

Coffee and tea are on, pastries out and waiting … and I'm outta here!

Take care, y'all!

Safe travels, Bear and Lady Jay ❤️

I may bring my toys out to play with

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Safe travels, Bear and Lady Jay ❤️

I may bring my toys out to play with

Oh shit. 🤦🏻‍♂️ I mean, um, happy Saturday, everyone!

Safe travels, Bear. I will be waving across Lake Michigan! 👋🏼

I didn't see any sign of Bear as he drove by London. Then again, I wasn't watching for him, either. 😜

So the bear is gone. Ape is behind the bar. Whatcha drinkin'? We got a special on banana daiquiris. Get one for the price of two. Today only. 😎

Hiya, Mr Ape and Mr Paddling

Headed to see The Odyssey shortly.

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We got a special on banana daiquiris. Get one for the price of two. Today only. 😎

Bad Ape. Bad Math.

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Headed to see The Odyssey shortly.

Enjoy, Kimmi! I’d challenge you to write a review, 100 words or less. But then it dawned on me who I was asking. 😂

Have you considered an “Odyssey” themed writing challenge this summer?

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Have you considered an “Odyssey” themed writing challenge this summer?

Ape like. And I have a pile of coins over on SS. Hmmmmmm. Not sure I have Kimmi's chops for running these things, though.

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Headed to see The Odyssey shortly.

I might try to see it at some point. I have a special connection to Odysseus that I can't really talk about here. I'm really more a fan of the Iliad, though. Fewer (okay, no) monsters, more personal drama.

Well, my review is I liked the parts I watched. Not sure about all the parts that had me covering my eyes. And the music was a lot of heavy drums beating that was so loud I felt like they were inside my chest.

Well my wife and I have been to Hell in the Cayman Islands and it’s nothing like the temps we have been experiencing while out camping. Can I have a quart of Ice Cold Sweetened Sun Tea please??? I need to stay hydrated as much as possible.

I hope the smoke isn’t a problem for Bear and Lady Jay while in MI. I understand it’s pretty bad in the UP there. Thanks for the tea, I’ll return the Mason Jar after I’ve drained it, likely for a refill. Take Care everyone!

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I hope the smoke isn’t a problem for Bear and Lady Jay while in MI.

We were back to normal on SW Ontario today but that could just mean it's staying West of us or something, I.e. where they are. That has been probably the nastiest I have ever seen the air around here and I grew up and have always lived in this area.

Good evening, folks. How's things? The bar ape is in. Whatcha drinkin'?

Good evening, folks. How's things? The bar ape is in. Whatcha drinkin'?

I’m back with the Mason quart jar for a refill of Ice Cold Sweetened Sun Tea please.

We’re headed back home tomorrow and I’ll puta 1/2 gallon Mason Jar out to not interfere with the normal goings on at this fine establishment.

Hiya, Rumpies :wave;

We have an air quality alert today. Guess I’ll stay inside. With the heat too I guess I’ll plan on going outside again in October!

Glad you found a comp idea, Mr Ape! I’m enjoying reading the entries!