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Omg, shout out to any and all of yall reporting this damn spam to help us clear them out! Such pains in the asses rn

I haven't seen any bots but I've been getting error messages like, 'There was an error. Please try again later.'

My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.

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Omg, shout out to any and all of yall reporting this damn spam to help us clear them out! Such pains in the asses rn

Have some drinks on me, Katherine smile Or you can play with some of my toys in Storeroom #4. That always makes me feel better. smile

“A writer is a world trapped in a person” — Victor Hugo

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Have some drinks on me, Katherine smile Or you can play with some of my toys in Storeroom #4. That always makes me feel better. smile

I want drinks! I wanna play in Storeroom #4! I finally feel better and I wanna celebrate!

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I want drinks! I wanna play in Storeroom #4! I finally feel better and I wanna celebrate!

Have at it, girl!!! Drinks are on me, and the toys will happily be on you! biggrin

“A writer is a world trapped in a person” — Victor Hugo

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Have at it, girl!!! Drinks are on me, and the toys will happily be on you! biggrin

YUMMM!

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I want drinks! I wanna play in Storeroom #4! I finally feel better and I wanna celebrate!

All right, girls. You know where the Storeroom is. Just be sure to clean up afterwards, see?

And Kat – Kimmi can't buy your drinks today, because they're on the house. Enjoy!

Coffee is Happy Camper blend from Kicking Horse Coffee

Wide variety of pastries to please your sweet tooth

And Vic is happy to show you some sweetness, too!

Take care out there! Voting day in America, and if you haven't voted, please do so.

Americans eligible to vote who don't will be cut off for at least a week, get me?

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An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Canadian Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Latest competition story: Fingered Painting

Thanks for the drinks, Bear!

We voted early since Kevin is traveling this week. Fingers crossed 🤞🏻 as we are electing a new governor here in Florida.

Some races look like Devil vs Deep Blue Sea, but please still vote, my fellow Americans. 🇺🇸

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Did I hear drinks are on the house today, Bear? 🙄😉

Oh... slopes back into the corner... disappointed.

Well, if you're willing to go through the months of pain and disappointment that Kat has, I'll consider giving you drinks on the house, David, 'cause that's just the kind of Bear I am.

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An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Canadian Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Latest competition story: Fingered Painting

Thanks, Bear. I'll take one of those top-shelf bourbons, neat. And make it a double. It's been one of those days.

For everyone in the US who hasn't voted yet, get out there and make your voice heard.

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Thanks, Bear. I'll take one of those top-shelf bourbons, neat. And make it a double. It's been one of those days.

For everyone in the US who hasn't voted yet, get out there and make your voice heard.

Hey, paddling! I voted! But it was pretty quiet. I hope it was just the time of day and not a sign on poor voter turnout.

“A writer is a world trapped in a person” — Victor Hugo

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Fucking A. FUCKING A! FUCK! drinks on me, babies!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Fucking A. FUCKING A! FUCK! drinks on me, babies!

worship worship

“A writer is a world trapped in a person” — Victor Hugo

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Yeah, what happened down there? It's like sanity temporarily broke out. I mean, we still have two more years of Trump, but at least he might be facing a hostile Congress now.

On a difficult journey home, Kate finds love and sex in a fellow traveler.

Kate Meets Martin

And I first introduced Kate as a university student whose first time kind of sets the stage for her new story.

Kate Kissed Keith

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Fucking A. FUCKING A! FUCK! drinks on me, babies!

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GOOOOD MOORRNINGG AMMERICAAA!

And Rach, your money's no good here this morning! Drinks are on the HOUSE! AND THE SENATE!

WOOOHOOO!

Fuck the coffee this morning!

Champagne, and I'll keep it cuming!

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An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Canadian Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Latest competition story: Fingered Painting

Anyone getting (or still getting) error messages? The site says I have nine new notifications but when I check em, it either freezes up or says I haven't got any.

My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.

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Anyone getting (or still getting) error messages? The site says I have nine new notifications but when I check em, it either freezes up or says I haven't got any.

The site has been better for me today. But lots of weird stuff last week though.

“A writer is a world trapped in a person” — Victor Hugo

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Anyone getting (or still getting) error messages? The site says I have nine new notifications but when I check em, it either freezes up or says I haven't got any.

I’ve been able to log on a lot easier this week but still getting things like error messages and notifications that won’t go away.

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I’ve been able to log on a lot easier this week but still getting things like error messages and notifications that won’t go away.

Oh, I can login, but sometimes it says I'm logged out when I'm not.

My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.

And it's Sober Thursday, when yesterday's winners have to think about what they're actually going to do.

Speaking as a friend, all I can say is: Don't fuck it up, eh?

The Democrats didn't win on Tuesday. The repugnicons lost. That's a huge difference, and the Dems should be painfully aware of it.

And speaking of awareness, let's get some consciousness-starters going.

We've got Sumatra coffee blend from Salt Spring Coffee roasters on the Wet Coast of Canada.

Teas are Irish Breakfast and Yorkshire Gold.

We're serving HUMBLE PIE this morning, so make the most of it.

And Kat has a fun spanking story y'all might wanna check out…

Hit Me With that Bible Belt

Hit Me With That Bible Belt

I had no idea how corrupt a straight-laced, southern gentleman in the Bible Belt could be.

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An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Canadian Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Latest competition story: Fingered Painting

Thanks Bear! It’s an oldie but a goodie!

Yes let’s all take a moment to hope the blue wave pans out. Progress is needed and like everyone told Mac about Grace, “Don’t fuck it up!”

Busy day and yet I feel so much better than I have in… over two years or longer… that I feel energized to get things done.

Off to Disney tonight for a long weekend with some friends. It’s our annual extravaganza. Looks like good weather.

Have a great day all y’all!

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