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It's Thors-Day, so are we feeling strong now?

So I understand that not only did we have Rocky 16, but now they're making a picture about Stallone and his sale of the movie rights.

Maybe "Rocky -1"?

Good morning, everyone!

This morning we're serving L'Or Absolu coffee blend, from French France, along with some chocolate éclairs.

Teas are Assam and Yorkshire.

And there's some beefcake on the side.

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An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Canadian Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Latest competition story: Fingered Painting

And just so's you know, I've just pasted a draft of my comp story into the comp form. I'm not ready to submit it yet, but I'm getting close.

So, as the Boy Scouts say … Be Prepared, because I've really run up the Freak Flag for this one!

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An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Canadian Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Latest competition story: Fingered Painting

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And just so's you know, I've just pasted a draft of my comp story into the comp form. I'm not ready to submit it yet, but I'm getting close.

The working title is Savagina!

So, as the Boy Scouts say … Be Prepared, because I've really run up the Freak Flag for this one!

I look forward to reading it, Bear. 😊 I've read about three-quarters of them so far!

And while I'm here, a mug of Yorkshire tea, please. ☕️ Thank you. 😀

Mmmm. Calamari.😲😁

Good morning. It's just another Thursday around here. Work and life. Had the interesting experience of stumbling across a concert by a band I had never heard of before on YouTube and discovering a possible new favourite. Greek prog/neo-psychedelic outfit called Naxatras. This seems to happen to me from time to time.

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And I first introduced Kate as a university student whose first time kind of sets the stage for her new story.

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I call dibs on Thor. I have scrapped yet another version of my comp story. But I have an idea for one more possibility.

Coke zero please. Lifting weights is thirsty work. And by weights, I mean Thor. 😉😘

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Don't lift him too much or you'll have ... Thor muscles.😎

Ape giggles hysterically

On a difficult journey home, Kate finds love and sex in a fellow traveler.

Kate Meets Martin

And I first introduced Kate as a university student whose first time kind of sets the stage for her new story.

Kate Kissed Keith

Have fun, Kat! biggrin I heard Thor has a very… big… hammer!

“A writer is a world trapped in a person” — Victor Hugo

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Are you still retiring soon, Mr Ape?

I have 6 days left of work in November, then have a leave for month of December. I can’t imagine what that will feel like.

“A writer is a world trapped in a person” — Victor Hugo

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Are you still retiring soon, Mr Ape?

I have 6 days left of work in November, then have a leave for month of December. I can’t imagine what that will feel like.

Still 2028 even if I have days of thinking earlier might be necessary.

I am off on vacation most of December once you include the holidays. Fly out on Dec. 5 and back on Christmas Eve so not back in office until after Boxing Day.

On a difficult journey home, Kate finds love and sex in a fellow traveler.

Kate Meets Martin

And I first introduced Kate as a university student whose first time kind of sets the stage for her new story.

Kate Kissed Keith

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Mmmm. Calamari.😲😁

Good morning. It's just another Thursday around here. Work and life. Had the interesting experience of stumbling across a concert by a band I had never heard of before on YouTube and discovering a possible new favourite. Greek prog/neo-psychedelic outfit called Naxatras. This seems to happen to me from time to time.

"Greek prog/neo-psychedelic"??

Is that actually a thing?

Jeez, I knew I was behind the times, music-wise, but … really?

An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Canadian Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Latest competition story: Fingered Painting

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"Greek prog/neo-psychedelic"??

Is that actually a thing?

Jeez, I knew I was behind the times, music-wise, but … really?

Oh, in the musical world I live in, that's Tuesday. When I was a kid we had "heavy metal". Period. Now, we have progressive blackened melodic death metal and things like that. Greek black metal that's distinctly different from the Nordic variety (I prefer Greek black metal, e.g. Rotting Christ). And so on. Neo-psychedelic is kind of a new one on me, too, but so is heavy psych and that's actually from the seventies but never really got out of the underground much. I found a whole playlist on Spotify that someone put together of obscure heavy psych, proto-metal, and similar late 60s and 70s music.

And good morning! A new day dawns soon.

On a difficult journey home, Kate finds love and sex in a fellow traveler.

Kate Meets Martin

And I first introduced Kate as a university student whose first time kind of sets the stage for her new story.

Kate Kissed Keith

TGIF Rumpies! And a great one it is today! I’m off to the gym (yes that makes 5 Days this week - it’s easier to work out when you don’t feel like crap). Then in a few hours we shall head to the airport and start the trek out west to meet up with my sis and her hubby to spend the weekend in Vegas. I don’t really gamble. But time with my sister is precious. We went up to Canada in June and spent a weekend with her family there. And she used to come down here once a year but that hasn’t happened in several years. So this weekend will be wonderful.

If I do hit big with my $20 limit, I will clear everyone’s tab. If not, I will sneak behind the bar and move everyone’s tab to Pings. 😉😘

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A Rush Of Gold surviving the trek west during the Gold Rush required some clever thinking along the way, especially for newlyweds Andrew and Susanna.

Memories of Mardi Gras ~ One Last Time - What happens in Mardi Gras... may be what you least expected.