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I received the following in my email today:

Hello there!!!!
I saw your structure on a site of dating www.quechup.com
I liked it, and I would like more the nobility you.
My dear I the girl and me of 29 years, I would like to get acquainted with you if you not against we can keep in touch with you.
You can write to me on my e-mail:
Also I apply on mine the letter my photo, I hope it to you to like.
I shall hope that you write to me and also will send me your photo.
Yours faithfully!
Tatyana.
So when are you guys hooking up?
Scammer I get that shit all the time. They get the delete button right away. Can't stand them
Did you tell Yoda weather or not you were interested?
LOL@LB!! That was a good one.
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Did you tell Yoda weather or not you were interested?


"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Rocco just got one myself this afternoon someone from the UK wanting a relationship. Most likely a Russian girl from her name.
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Did you tell Yoda weather or not you were interested?


Did you tell Yoda weather or not you were interested?


No, I did not "hope it to me to like". I had "less the nobility me".
You would've liked the picture attached, baby. It was probably the same one Bum got, too. But chances are a guy sent it.
Would not surprise me if it was a guy that sent the pic in the least Rocco.


Dara XXXXXX wants to be added to your friends list.

By becoming friends with Dara, you will be able to send Dara messages and connect with her friends.

Also, any updates she makes to her profile including photos and blogs entries will be included in your Network Activity.

Please confirm that you would like to add Dara as a friend.



I have absolutely no idea who this is.

Maybe she's YOUR friend.
I get these all the time. I use the delete key just as fast as i can. But hay rocco she is cute.
Carpe Diem

Red out
She'll continue being cute as long as I cough up $2.99 a minute for cam or something.
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You would've liked the picture attached, baby. It was probably the same one Bum got, too. But chances are a guy sent it.



Hey, whether wish to get acquainted with the real russian girl?
I see your profile on and have decided to write to you. I
would like to offer you my friendship. Tatyana.


Rocco would this be her?
Might be the same girl, different pose.
Attention,

I am Henry Mao XXXXXX, an attorney at law. I discovered your email and information through internet search so I decided to contact you.

A deceased client of mine, who hereinafter shall be referred to as my client,died as the result of a heart-related condition on the 11
November 2001.His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the Gulf Air Flight Crashes in Persian Gulf near Bahrain Aired August 23, 2000 - 2:50 p.m. ET as reported on
http://transcripts.cnn.com/XXXXXXXXXXXXX

I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at TEN MILLION SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS.($10,600.000.00 USD). Is lodged. This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated.

My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my named client, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage.
All legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin will be provided. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this
transaction through. This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from many breach of the law.

If this business proposition offends your moral values, do accept my apology. I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary confidential, whatever your decision, while I await your prompt response. Please contact me
at once via my EMAIL ADDRESS or PHONE NUMBER to indicate your interest.


I think I'll have Tatyana go get the money, Bike.

I think I'll have Tatyana go get the money, Bike.
Hey she can pick up my money, as well. I get stupid emails like that every day from different people that all have different reasons for giving me several million dollars. Wish there was a way to block them from sending me that junk...
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc
Customers Service Hours--Monday To Saturday:
Office Hours Monday To Saturday:

Attn: Beneficiary,

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule,Larry Christopher, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen, Puppy Scammers are impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation. During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.

The New American President Barrack Obama have made way to all americans who have not yet received their payment, In recent ages, The American experienced difficulties in receiving their funds because of the former presidents of USA, As you know quite well that Nigeria is a black country and the Past American presidents treats the blacks in the america like slaves, The White americans practice races against the blacks and the Nigerian Government is not happy about this and this is the main reason why your payment have been delayed with one excuse or the other, Your New President Barrack Obama had a meeting with the Nigerian President some weeks ago and for the fact, Barrack Obama is a black man and will stop races in America, All americans are eligible to receive their payment now without anymore headaches. This is a good news to you so act fast and receive your payment now without anymore delay.Please I have taken this measure, having observed and known what you have suffered
in your pursuit so far to claim

Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect the American Citizens. All I want you to do is to contact the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $250.00 only and note that your Approval Slip which contains details of the agent who will process your transaction.

CONTACT INFORMATION
NAME: MR. SMITH WILLIAMS
EMAIL:
Cell:

Do contact Mr. SMITH WILLIAMS of the ATM CARD CENTRE with your details:

FULL NAME:
HOME ADDRESS:
TELL:
CELL:
CURRENT OCCUPATION:
AGE:

So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment information’s which you'll use in making payment of $250.00 via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram Transfer for the procurement of your Approval Slip after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay. We order you get back to this office after you have contacted the ATM SWIFT CARD CENTER and we do await your response so we can move on with our Investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you.We assure you that your parcel will arrive your country within 2 days as soon as this company receive the payment of $250 by you and the tracking number of your parcel will be sent to you via e-mail immediately so that you can track it yourself to see whether we are competent in the discharge of our duties.

Thanks and hope to read from you soon.

ROBERT S. MUELLER,
DIRECTOR
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535

Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Mr.SMITH WILLIAMS of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation
And Mr Smithwilliams in based in communist China
Barrack Obama is a black man and will stop races in America,


No more Indy 500? Shit!