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Quote by Shylass
Dear You,

Okay! She's annoying! I get it! I have to put up with it every day! I totally understand the need to vent about her! But I do not fucking need to do it every single time the poor woman isn't in ear shot! I do not need to belittle her, judge her and make persnicketty comments about her constantly to her family and friends. I have the internet for when it gets too much to bear, and you are a fucking self-righteous, mean, small-minded, judging cow! I don't CARE if you are a trained pychologist, you are a BITCH! Your so-called pragmatism and positive thinking are actually patronising fucking bollocksy bollocking crap. ON A STICK.

And whilst we're at it, when you are making horrible comments about how unfit she is compared to some other woman who lives thousands of miles away, FUCKING REMEMBER that the woman you are making crappy snide observations about has fought and won against breast cancer, undergoing the removal of a breast and intensive chemo, plus has received two new kneecaps and a pacemaker, and suffers from severe arthritis and neuropathy in her feet, hands and back, causing her immense pain. And yet she still has that irritating smile plastered on her face! I vent about her, yes, but I STILL FUCKING RESPECT HER!

And do you FUCKING REALISE that every time you go on and on about her, I am terrified that you go on about ME when I'm not there? I was in SO much much pain today, like two blowtorches were melting away my ankles, and I still dragged myself round your fucking walk! And I know I was NOT the only one out of breath and finding it hard-going. How does it feel to be a FUCKING HYPOCRITE? Oh, that's right, YOU DON'T FUCKING CARE because you are a NARROW-MINDED FUCKING BITCH! WELL, YOU AREN'T FUCKING PERFECT!

Oh, and before I forget: when I say I don't like having my picture taken, it's because I DON'T LIKE HAVING MY PICTURE TAKEN! And I know FULL WELL you will be taking those pictures home to your fucking snidey nasty son so that he can do his usual "She's so fuckin' fat an' ugly!". I WONDER WHO HE LEARNED THAT FROM! I posed for your fucking crappy photos! I don't CARE that you think you can take a good picture of me (it doesn't fucking exist and never will do, you selfish cow), don't you DARE make it seem as if it's an imposition and that you are trying to "help" me by "allowing me" to stand behind other people, and then say "I'm just tryin' to be accomodatin'..." NO, YOU FUCKING AREN'T! If you were, you WOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THE FUCKING PHOTOS IN THE FIRST PLACE! Oh, I am SOOOOO sorry I am so paranoid and me, me, me about all this. I must work on my positive fucking outlook.

And I don't WANT a cushion with his face on it. He's dead! Stick a fucking cookie on it and I'll love it. Stick his face on it, and I will destroy it. It's GREAT you like to remember people that way. I DON'T!

By the way, before I finish and have a good cry, CLINICAL DEPRESSION is a CLINICAL CONDITION. It doesn't matter how much you think "positive thinking" is the cure. Because CLINICAL DEPRESSION MEANS THAT POSITIVE THINKING IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR SOME PEOPLE! Stuck in a rut of being ill? You think I fucking ENJOY having to think about how to get out of my bedroom in the daytime? That I love having to run to the toilets for a cry at work for no fucking reason and tell my bosses I'm having ANOTHER Bad Day? That I love not being able to respond to conversation or concentrate on the most basic of things whenever and wherever I want and need to? Oh sure! I LOVE being this way! I love saying, "I'm ill, I can't do that!" I think it's GREAT I can't meet up with my mates like a normal person and hold decent conversations with them. I LOVE how I just want to hide and make the world fuck off and not be here, and how I have to push certain thoughts away from me. It's a great joy. I looooove it, I want to aaallllwaaaaayyyyyyssss be like this!

And I ESPECIALLY love how I can say all of this to your face and for you to actually HEAR, UNDERSTAND, and SHUT THE FUCK UP! Oh wait... no... that was just a dream I once had when I was hoping for the best from you.

I can't wait until you go.

Fucking Bollocks To It All,

Me.
Shylass
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Quote by Mazza


EFFING


It's the EFFING RAGE CAGE, Mazza! I put your eff in!
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Quote by Shylass

It's the EFFING RAGE CAGE, Mazza! I put your eff in!


Well fuck you!! You grumpy bastard!!!

(hugging the crap out of you really!!)
clum
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I fucking hate when there's only one glass left in the bottle of wine!

EDIT: Not even a full fucking glass.
Shylass
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Quote by Mazza


Well fuck you!! You grumpy bastard!!!

(hugging the crap out of you really!!)



Effing fecking knobhead ranty-pants.

Oh wait... no... that's me.

Leaving now.
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I have a fucking spot on my chin...

fucker
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Quote by Shylass
Dear You, ...

...Fucking Bollocks To It All,

Me.


mad love my friend ..you have every right to be angry

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'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
littlemissbitch
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Quote by Mazza


Well fuck you!! You grumpy bastard!!!

(hugging the crap out of you really!!)



i think you are too fucking nice for the fucking rage cage!

(said with love cuz nice is good!!) smile
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Dani
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Fuck this shit. And Fuck you too. Bitch.

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Quote by clum
I fucking hate when there's only one glass left in the bottle of wine!

EDIT: Not even a full fucking glass.


Such a Fucking tease isn't it!
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So the European Football Championship is rolling. So have they splitted the rights between three different channels. Which is a pain because two of the channels have more crappy commercials than there are cunty people in the home stand at white heart lane. And not to mention that the commentators are more shitty than a bag of dogpoo. The obvious statements they make are wrong. How the fuck can you be wrong at something that's obvious? It's like saying that decaf coffee contains more caffeine than a caffeine tablet. I could do a better job than these ignorant cunts.

And then they have analasys that really doesn't do anything. It's 4 minutes of jibber jabber before they squeeze in another 5 minutes of cunty commercials. This is why I prefer the national channel. At least they aren't ignorant and annoying cunts.
Shylass
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Dear You-Still-Here?!,

How about you stop moaning now? She's doing the best she can to keep up with you, you selfish cow! Only Neptune knows why, all you do is talk down to her when she does manage it. And get annoyed with her all you like, but SHE is the one driving YOU to all the places YOU want to go, and YOU are driving me BONKERS! SHUT THE FUCK UP! JUST SHUT UP!!!

And I was MAKING AN OBSERVATION! I'm not an idiot! When I say, "8,000 letters to him is a lot of writing on one subject", it was mere fact that I found interesting. I do NOT need a lecture on how they didn't have the internet and mobile phones at the turn of 1900. I fucking KNOW that! You might think that I am an ignorant fool with no clue, but when I tell you that the masonry above your head is a groin vault, with the edges also called "arrises" in a Romanesque style, it's because I did a fucking DEGREE in this stuff. I would like to stick it all up YOUR arris, you patronising outlet of verbal squits!

And when it comes to getting a job, when I tell you that in the UK, people are not usually paid to be tour guides, they have to do it as volunteers because these places don't have the funding for it, it's because THEY DON'T HAVE THE FUNDING FOR IT! It's RARE to get a paid job as a guide! And I can't be a manager of such a place because I don't have the skills needed to BE a fucking manager of a place like that. I am intelligent enough to KNOW that! Yes, I KNOW I would rock as a tour guide, mainly because I know how to make up crap about history and make it convincing, but THEY DON'T PAY PEOPLE TO DO THAT WHERE WE WERE!

And NO, I do NOT want you to take my fucking photo in front of a fucking tree. I DON'T LIKE IT!!! AAAARGH!

And no, I will not write a fucking book on the wildflowers of the North Trumpton coastline, because IT'S BEEN DONE! I ALREADY have plans for a book but I'm not going to tell YOU about it because you WOULDN'T LIKE IT! It's about a FAT FAIRY! And we KNOW how you feel about fantasies and avoiding reality. Excuse ME for having an imagination! And okay, so maybe it's a silly dream of mine, but at least I won't have it torn down by telling YOU about it!

Now STOP TRYING TO FIND ME A JOB I CAN DO! I HAVE one! I work what I can and I can barely cope with it, but AT LEAST I'M TRYING MY FUCKING BEST! And I'm FUCKING GOOD AT IT! And I am soooooo sorry it's not really a Best, because it isn't shaped the way YOU want to see it!

JUST GO HOME! GO! GO AWAY! FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF!

FUCKETTY FUCKING BOLLOCKSY BOLLOCKING ARSEFUCKETTY BASTARDY KNOBHEADEDY POOFACE TWATTING NUMBNUTTING BOLLOCKS TO IT ALL!

Me.
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The fucking clients that always want the tightest turn around on RUSH jobs, make the most changes, annoy you until it's done, and complain the most, are always the fucks who take the longest to pay! Fuck them and their mama!
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HEY Y'ALL... SOME LUSHEES WERE DISTASTEFUL OF MY CAPS-LOCK WRITING STYLE... I WOULDN'T CHANGE IT...AND I'M NOT EVEN COMPELLING ANYONE TO READ MY POST. SORRY BUT THIS IS ME. smile LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS HERE. I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR SOME CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISMS AND IS OPEN TO LEARNING. I KNOW I CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE HERE. LOVE 'N PEACE ON EARTH!
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Quote by chefkathleen



Calm down Clum. Sometimes it helps people see the words better and sometimes it helps people vent. Just don't read it if you can't handle it.



PEACE CLUM smile
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Quote by PersonalAssistant


I agree .... I refuse to read a post if it's all caps. It also makes me want to disable their caps lock key!


PEACE TO ALL OF YOU GUYS! CAN'T PLEASE ANYONE HERE. IT'S MY STYLE AND IT'S NOT MY INTENT TO DISTRACT OR HURT SOMEONE HERE. smilejavascript:insertsmiley('%20','/forum/images/emoticons/3some.gif')
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HEY Y'ALL... SOME LUSHEES WERE DISTASTEFUL OF MY CAPS-LOCK WRITING STYLE... I WOULDN'T CHANGE IT...AND I'M NOT EVEN COMPELLING ANYONE TO READ MY POST. SORRY BUT THIS IS ME. smile LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS HERE. I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR SOME CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISMS AND IS OPEN TO LEARNING. I KNOW I CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE HERE. LOVE 'N PEACE ON EARTH!


this is the rage cage dear...its for raging. start a new thread :)
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this is the rage cage dear...its for raging. start a new thread smile



I WON'T BE ANGRY WITH ANYONE HERE :) THIS IS A QUITE WRONG THREAD FOR ME haha :)
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Quote by crypticneophyte



I WON'T BE ANGRY WITH ANYONE HERE smile THIS IS A QUITE WRONG THREAD FOR ME haha :)


and yet here you are ;) why dont you start a positive one..where we can get all fuzzy and touchy feely :)
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Goddamn shit! Fuck your shit!!
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WTF?? 'em GOIN' OUT OF HERE! (JUST FOR THE SAKE OF THE TOPIC). DON'T NEED TO MAKE MYSELF CLEAR! (AGAIN, JUST FOR THE SAKE OF THE TOPIC)
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Quote by Sprichler
im guilty of this. kind of. but it helps me vent so, whatever.


SAME HERE! WHATTTEEEEEEVVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR
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To the awful parents that let their first grade children throw food everywhere, you do realize that I have to clean it all up, right? To the rude teenage boys that left all of their trash for me to throw away, that purposefully smeared sauces all over the tables, you are idiots. Get a freaking job. Maybe then you'll understand what a pain it is to deal with people like you, and what a pain it is to mop and wipe your mess. Also, dont smear sauces everywhere and also forget your credit card, forcing me to be a good person to hand it in to my manager. To the child in the play area, wear a diaper! To the mother of the child in the play area....... why do you let your child pee everywhere for me to clean up, then leave without an apology?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?! Why did it have to go down the slide?!?!?! To my boss, why do you pay me only $7.50 an hour after a year, when I work hard and deal with crap like that? UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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SUCH AN IRRESPONSIBLE PEOPLE!!!
Coco
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I very seldom rage but here goes:

I really love people, honestly I do BUT some of you are really fucking stupid! And no I'm not talking about anyone here. I'm talking about the dumb bitch that parked in my spot at work today. Didn't you read the sign dimwit? It said reserved! I fucking pay for the spot and I don't need to pay for that sorry ass bucket you call a car to have a place to rest during the workday, next time I'm having the piece of shit towed!

And you at the gym, sweating all over the equipment and not using a towel. You are nasty! NASTY!! Are you the same fat fuck that I saw snarfing down a triple cheeseburger at DQ last night? UGGH don't eat a ton of food and complain that your lard ass can't breathe! Damn, seriously man...they supply us with towels, yeah it comes with the fee we pay monthly.

Shelly, yeah, I'm calling your ass out! I know what you said about me. You best keep the drama and that funky ass mouth of yours closed and stay away from me and my man. I know your jealous ass is a backstabbing bitch! SMH at your dumbass, having a dude's baby isn't going to keep him with you....5 damn kids with 8 daddies. Yeah I said 8, cause you don't know for sure who fathered 3 of your kids, so you might wanna call Maury....take all eight of those deadbeats to get a dna test. You're dust to me now...lose my numbers and email.
VanGogh
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it's all - Fuck
fuck this
fuck whatever
fuck you
fuck, I am so trusting
fuck, how did this happen - again!!?
fuck
fuck
fuck

and then ............. to feel stupid, , and then, seal the fate

fuck ..... when will I learn????
Shylass
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FFS! Yes, I have to wait half an hour for the computer to rotate some high quality digital photographs! Yes, it does drive me crazy! Yes, we have to share a bathroom between three of us! Yes, she's very slow at driving! Yes, we don't have a countertop and fabulous lighting for craftwork! Yes, it would be awesome to have somebody fit the room out to my specs so I have all that collection of craft materials on hand and easy to find a single glance! Yes, it's terrible how we have all these boxes full of my dead dad's paperwork and books and stuff just lying around the place so we can't use the space properly! Yes, England is pretty small and closed in when you compare it to the vastness of the States! Yes, England is cold and damp and a towel is not dry 20 minutes later like where you live! Yes, I understand what you are saying about the FUCKING PIECE OF CRAP I'VE HAD TO MAKE and the many, many, many uses it can have that are only limited by my imagination! Yes, I understand what you are saying about starting a small business of my own from home!

Now how about you SHUT THE FUCK UP and realise that WE DO NOT HAVE THE KIND OF MONEY YOU DO! We can't AFFORD a fucking new shiny computer that does whatever we want just by winking at it! We have to WAIT for things to happen, it's not all at our beck and call and instant like your super-rich lifestyle! We can't AFFORD to get some bloke to come in (and don't give me that crap about lasses being able to do that stuff too, the people we know who do it are blokes) and create a bespoke room for all our instant needs! She is fucking grieving for her dead husband, and either she will get round to it when she is ready, or we will do it when SHE dies! England is a beautiful place, and I hear you moaning long enough about how far we have to travel to go anywhere that YOU think is interesting, so that kind of negates the small, squished argument, don't you fucking think? If you go to Seattle which about on the same kind of line as the UK, you'll find that other places in the States have the same kind of weather that we do. We aren't all a mile high and have that mountain fucking dryness! AND I HATE IT! I HATE IT! I HATE IT! HE'S FUCKING DEAD, ALREADY! I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT HIS PICTURE! HE'S ALIVE IN MY HEART, NOT MY EYES! And I get what I can do with the fucking technique! This is my JOB! I work in a shop that DOES this! And to start my own business? Apart from the fact that every single fucking one of you thinks you know what is best for me and what I fucking SHOULD be doing and am fucking ABLE to do, YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA! If you wish to throw a few fucking thousand pounds my way, I would be very PLEASED to start ... FOR FUCK'S SAKE! Why not just walk into the room whilst I am trying to rant about you so that I don't bite your fucking head off? Why not tell me that you know I will not like your idea, and then insist on wanting to take my fucking photo with the fucking thing so that you can "give me credit for my artistic abilities"? Why not keep going on about it until I cry? Oh yes, that's right! I just started crying in front of you! How do you like them apples, huh? Look at that! Crying over a photo, when all you wanted to do was give me credit for something? Get it now? FUCKING GET IT NOW?!?

And yes, it does take a long time to get her out of the fucking house. Much like the computer, you just have to be patient and fucking WAIT!

And now you've finally fucked off out the room...


We are your fucking dirt-poor relations.. and... Have you ever fucking HEARD yourself? You could be so fucking great, and I would fucking LOVE you to bits if you just stopped fucking being so fucking moany and patronising! And... IO CAN@T EVEN FUCKING REMEMBER WHY I AM FEELING LIKE THIS!

Oh wait... yes I can...

Tomorrow better fucking hurry up, and then maybe I can stop fucking annoying people on here and fucking get back to not fucking swearing all the fucking time!

FUCK IT!

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I fucking try, I try as hard as I can...

It's not easy, feeling, well, less than...
Shylass
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Quote by Mazza
I fucking try, I try as hard as I can...

It's not easy, feeling, well, less than...



I fucking love you, Mazzy, and fucketty fuck fuck fuck to the fucking rage we all fucking have! And the fucking pain too.
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VanGogh
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still muttering under my breath .... you fucking jerk .... you fucking jerk!

the power of words can be so hurtful they feel like knives .... totally shown to me .... in a very uncaring manner. I hope you are happy you pulled this response from me.

Now, to pull back the power to me .... done!