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Here is why I hate the isle seat on a plane. As soon as they turn off the fasten seat belt sign, every fucker wants to use the god damn toilet so I have to get up, let you out and deal with other people walking into me. For fuck sake, why didnt you go before you got on the plane?? Its a fucking one hour flight, just hold onto it. Oh, and what could you possibly need from the over head storage compartment for the next hour and why didnt you take it out before you stowed it?? And this, when the crew instruct you to turn off your mobile phone, they mean it, not continue talking while the plane taxis to the runway. Its a federal offense you fucking stupid ***** twat. Your phone is not suppose to ring when we are 5 minutes from landing. Why do you think you are so special that you can break the law? Ignorance is not an excuse. I know you can understand english, because when I asked you to point your air vent away from me, you did so. I think that was the most annoying bunch of people I have ever flown with. Another group wanted to play musical fucking chairs. Up and down, walking the isle, sitting in a different seat every time they sat down. I hope we hit an air pocket and you bash your head on the roof above you because you want to kneel on the seat and talk to the people behind you instead of just sitting quietly and not making an ass of yourself...Its a fucking hour, they'll be there when the plane lands...FUCK!!
This is fucking Minnesota, not tropical damned Florida!

What the hell is it with 95+ temps and humidity that puts us in the 105+ heat index

I want my damned normal weather back you fuckers
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don't push it. i rarely make idle threats.


Do you even know how motherfucking hot sunshine can be when you walk on it? Fucking pissing me off now.
Hate this time of year for fucking with my sleep pattern, as shitty as it is. Fuck you work. I'd rant more but too tired.
You fucking little prick… wait sorry you’re macho and tall so MASSIVE prick!

I’m the expert, you are the wannabe. It’s not an overinflated ego of an opinion, it’s a fact. You knocked me down to many times. I tried to stay professional but when you bad mouth me and snigger during my presentation with your little bimbo of an assistant. Of course I’m going to defend myself.

You claim, I have no experience, I don’t hold a complete degree and only have theorical knowledge. And even worse I’m relative to the managing director… which you know is obviously why I got the job. Bullshit you petty little cunt.

I didn’t get the job from my contacts in the company. They went to the industry leading specialist, and only when he said it wasn’t his sector of the industry he worked in. HE put my name forward as a consultant; I didn’t even have any plans to work. No special favours got me here. I even use my maiden name to stop that happening you little twod.

I agree I don’t hold a Ba Hons degree like you. Why? Because I haven’t finished my final year so I have a lesser degree, which I got a first for while pregnant TWICE and holding down full time job and raising my daughter! But you can bet your ass I’m going to finish that degree.

Ooh yes it’s not from the most ass-licking goody-two-shoes university in the country. But then I didn’t have mummy and daddy buy me a place there. No I went to the university which is the leading academic school for our industry. Ooh you didn’t want to go there, to common. I mean seriously WHAT THE FUCK!

Face facts you are a dickhead. We work in a CUSUMER industry where CLIENTS aren’t buying a physical product but us as people. If anyone ever asked me who to go to for this sector of the industry, I would never ever say your name. I’m fucking amazed you have lasted this long.

You opinion on my style of dress, my lifestyle and my family are none of your fucking business.

I wear nice clothes, I’m a professional just because I’m a mother does not mean that I can’t wear nice professional dresses and show a little (and I mean little) cleavage. I did not look like a slag or bimbo in the slightest. Believe me if I had my husband would have been happy to tell me. Ooh I wasn’t wearing plain black kitten heeled court shoes but navy blue sky-high heels. I’m sorry I didn’t realise I had to dress like a nun to be taken seriously. I have had numerous meetings with your boss and his boss wearing more relaxed clothes, they don’t have a problem with it, what right do you? I don’t work for you. Get that straight you can’t tell me I’m not allowed in the office like it. If anything buster I’m more senior that you.

My place is at home. Really look outside and get with the times. This is not the 50s, a woman has a mind I’m more than fucking happy to use it. It will show the whole of your little team the way you view your mostly female staff.

No experience. I was there focusing on charity and sports before you had your first wet dream. No experience, I worked for the last 10 years finding out the details through small industry functions. What were you doing at that age?

I stole your consulting job last summer. Well I’m sorry that the O organisers decided to come to me a few weeks after my graduation, when I was heavily pregnant with twins over your bland ass. Does that show you something. I got my reputation for a reason; I keep my reputation even now when I’m only doing the odd consultation, because I’m good at my job.

I’m not a know nothing woman. I’ve worked hard. I’m am consulting on your department and the way you run things because you fucked up. They want someone with fresh views but also the knowledge to back it up. You wouldn’t know creativity if it bit you on the ass. Don’t forget I’ve had 2 months to go over your portfolio, in detail. Anything ever look samey to you? Because you use the same thing on every client, no matter what they ask for. You make it fit the easy and safe way that you know. Fact, you are losing the company clients. I know this, I’ve been over the figures and analysed the company. Yes I got some of them figures from my husband, who is also a consultant for the company but, it was at their request.

Ooh my husband is in the room. Did he back me up, did he say two words to me that gave away his status in my life. He even disagreed with me on one point. Did he say fuck all to you when you started verbally degrading me. No. So leave him out of it. He has his job and I have mine. Our private lives weren’t brought into that room until you did it.

And by the way, if you are going to Google me to try and degrade me, at least do it on my professional life. You looked shallow and an idiot when you didn’t know my previous experience only my marital status and university.

But one last thing you little mole. I’m there to save your job. I said you did have the fucking potential to be good at your job if you explored more areas. You are skilled but your personality fucked you up completely. If they where to ask me again if I think you are good. MY only reply to them would be. I know why he is losing clients.

You can bet your life that our first one on one meeting will be interesting. But you talk down to me like I’m a stupid airhead little girl, I will refuse to work with you.
So this new manager walks into work Jan 3 this year like she already owns the fucking place. I’ve worked there 8 years and the assistant manager 4 years. She has no clue how to manage people and no inter-personnel skills whatsoever. Her background is fielding out young girls as cleaners to local elderly folk .. great all the right skills to manage a large sheltered housing complex then .. I think fucking NOT!!!

Well today was close to the final straw .. Buildings Manager here ..

‘I want to see your To do List’ (I am strong in planning/organisation and maintain a list of everything that I need to do with priorities as appropriate)

‘Why’ I said

‘Because I don’t think things are getting done, you spend too much time standing around drinking tea and too many cigarette breaks’

Fuck off you stupid bitch!! I have fucking 20 years in IT and 10 years in building maintenance I am more than fucking capable of doing my job and don’t need you to tell me what to do everyday when you walk in the door.

Why don’t you actually focus on doing your own job and let me get on with doing mine!!!!

Piss off somewhere else please .. we are better off without you!!!

Seriously I am so close to resigning which would be very stupid of me but hell sometimes enough is just enough.
fuck it.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Why do I have to come down with a god-damned cold coming up on a 3-day weekend?

Screw you, gods of disease.
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WHAT THE FUCK!!!!?? ARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
Holy shit! A half an hour discussion with a counselor to change one god damn class. Why is every single class overflowing with twenty extra people as it is? What the fuck. Why can't anything ever work out right for me.

I'll teach a writing class, write grants, and other things for this volunteer program.

But FUCK ME if I'm going to lead some goddamn bible study or "talk about my feelings."

Fuck that shit. Fuck it right up the asshole.
FUCK!

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FUCK!

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I love Pandas! This gave me a good after reading the other posts!
Why is it still so DAMN HOT here in Texas??.... I need a break.......
Wtf, why is taking half an hour to log into my iTunes account? Is this a joke, for god sakes I might as well have dial-up all over again! This blows

I've got so much rage today
i don't get it. you try to do the right thing, the good thing, the golden rule thing. you know, treat others as you would like to be treated? and yet, you keep running into these people who seem to take great delight in making your life miserable - it's all a game to them - they don't even have to know you - they can sit at home in anonymity and do it over the internet, not giving a fuck about how it effects someone else, about how it makes someone else's day/week/month miserable, usually someone undeserving of being treated like that. some how they get off on it. it's totally fucked up and i hope that, one day, they realize it and KNOW what a messed up person they are. i also am small enough to hope that someone does it to them so they KNOW how it feels.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Fucking liar.
OMG when asked if it hurts....The fucking answer is YES..........YES YES YES.......Please understand....I have to fucking pain tolerance.....and the word uncomfortable.....means PAIN to me UNBEARABLE FUCKING PAIN......I NEED DRUGS an hour before not 20 minutes.......UGH
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Let's play a game of Fuck Off.

You go first.
EEEEEEEWWWWWWW

Nothing like getting a granule of coffee in your mouth as you sip your brew, only to pick it off your tongue with your fingers and realise it's a fucking fly...

BLECH

EDIT:

And to fucking top it all, after fishing the fly out and almost being able to enjoy my drink, I got to my final mouthful and there was another fucking fly in it...

Nearly barfed TBH ...

TMI? Sorry about that
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I'm starting to get annoyed by the amount of people that can't figure out if someone is really genuine or if your friend/crush is a real person. Stop being so naive!! This is the internet, protect yourself at all times! The internet is no place to find love, especially here on Lush! But kudos to those that did find real love, that's AWESOME!


please don't make me post the rules again.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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please don't make me post the rules again.


I don't get it, what's the rule. I thought this was a place to vent?
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I don't get it, what's the rule. I thought this was a place to vent?


yes, to vent. this is not venting: "The internet is no place to find love, especially here on Lush! But kudos to those that did find real love, that's AWESOME! Big Hugs"

and this is judging other people's rages: "I'm starting to get annoyed by the amount of people that can't figure out if someone is really genuine or if your friend/crush is a real person. Stop being so naive!!"

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Let's play a game of Fuck Off.

You go first.


I second that!!!
I don't understand why people underestimate my ability to cut them completely out of my life once they fuck me over.

"I don't act funny, bitch, I act accordingly." - Megan Thee Stallion


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"I don't act funny, bitch, I act accordingly." - Megan Thee Stallion


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I love Pandas! This gave me a good after reading the other posts!


Damn right! Was about to say the same! smile