Two fucks today.
Fuck annoying, drunk ass former sorority girls who embody ALL of the negative stereotypes against them.
And fuck Missouri's coaches in the South Carolina game.....stupid fuckers.
And for god-sakes! LACES OUT!
Okay - in FB I organize my likes into groups
The past week, my newsfeed shows that there are new posts - click on the group and a blank page with the following shows up
"There are no more posts to show right now."
Click on the individual pages and there's LOTS of new posts
WTF is FB doing and where the hell are the frickin' posts organized like I've been doing for years?
I'm about to tell FB to bite me, though I will miss some friends I have in there as well as updates from the 100 or so pages I like
Motherfucking two ball sucking lame in the brain ass stinking moron bitches.....fuck...fuck...fuck.
You fucking cock sucking piece of shit, I wish I had NEVER met you I FUCKING HATE YOU, you ruin everything, you fucking don't deserve to be a father you poor excuse for a man. You certainly never deserved me you wanker. the only reason I don't wish i'd never met you is because if I didn't I wouldn't have my kids who quite frankly if I have my way you will have fuck all to do with again, you quite frankly are a fucking disgrace and I am sick of your bullshit, mr I am so sorry I promise I wont do it again only to do it worse the next night....sober up u prick and fuck off I hate you
How dare you, you fucking cock end.
My daughter gets hit in the face by a party popper, at YOUR party, by unruly bastard weans, aiming them at people's faces and setting them off. It just missed her eye and she has a huge red welt on her face.
Did you stop the little shits from doing it after that? NO! Did you fuck.
So, what did I do? I asked the staff to remove them, if no one is going to police the little fuckers and stop them, what else could I do?
How dare you have a go at me when you sat with your face fucking tripping you, doing nothing but look fucking miserable, the whole night, fuck you, you worthless cunt.
Do you think he is into you? Do you think he likes to be touched like that? He doesn't. Stop.
Also, quit asking friends how to get in touch with me. I promise it won't end well for you.
Fuck you 6 ways from Sunday. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you...and no one else but you.
"I don't act funny, bitch, I act accordingly." - Megan Thee Stallion
just... stop fucking with us, universe. it's not funny anymore. it never was.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
I have got to stop giving you the benefit of the doubt. People like you, will just never measure up.
You could ruin my optimistic outlook with your behaviour. But you cannot control me anymore.
Enjoy the 'mild' tacos I made. Say a prayer, cause your asshole will be on fire in about an hour or two after you've eaten them.
You dumbass, redneck, trusting prick.
I'm still optimistic... That you'll spontaneously combust from the asshole up. Or ruin your bathroom reading experience at the very least, since you'll be hanging on for dear fucking life.
To the man who advertised chi chi on craigslist: You are the biggest sack of shit on the planet to leave your dog out side for a year and then proceed to tell us he has been an inside all the while and to tell us he was broken when he wasn't'! You left that wonderful dog in bad shape but he is in the right place with my friend because she spoils him to death! You are the biggest ass hole on the planet there was a reason you didn't want us to come to your house with out you there because your wife told us the truth about him and when that happened we couldn't get out of there fast enough! You would never have gotten a hundred dollars for him you piece of shit we got him away from you and he doesn't have to suffer anymore because of you! There are 7 circles of hell for people like you!
Believe in yourself and all things are possible
I couldn't ask for a worse father. You are the rudest person I've ever met in my entire life. At least you have taught me the exact opposite of what a good person should be.
it was just a simple question about your avi, ...and you blatantly ignored me? Hey...your a real bitch.
You have us working mandatory overtime, then can't be bothered to make sure that the projects needed to be done are ready to start? Where did you learn your managing skills - correspondence course?
I never have met anyone who is in his 30s, a father who is raising his two kids to act like spoilt child. My ex I could understand as he is mentally ill. But you, you are to lazy to find a job and don't use your kids as an excuse not to find work. Don't blame me in Facebook statuses for your money woes.
People in positions of power who lead with threats and intimidation are useless.
I fucking hate FB messenger at times When Tyler is sending a message please don't fuck it up by not showing me, it's not fair and it makes me pissy. Also, this hasn't in a long awhile. It couldn't be is wifi conncention,, but since i'm in a cranking mood, I'm blaming you FB messenger.
I have a loved one who is very, very ill, and in a lot of mental anguish and pain, and if one more person tells me "it's part of the plan" or "God never gives you more than you can handle" or any of that new age put-good-vibes-into-the-universe-and-the-universe-will-repay-you bullshit I'm going to kick them in the fucking head. respect my fucking grief instead of mouthing meaningless platitudes at me.
@Sprite - good rules! respectful. mindful of other's feelings. and kinda fun to watch you enforce them. I promise NEVER to get on your bad side : ).
Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
Done!
I don't care!! *purging the last of this shit!!
I HATE that I still love you
hate it
I loathe that I ever gave my soul to you
you are a coward
who promised the world
and delivered only excuses
and as I write my pain away
I will live again
and you will always be the loser who let me go
Grrrr fucking broadband suppliers!!! Why can't you just give me a price for the service I require, instead of giving me a dozen variations, caveats and addendums??
God, it's SO fucking annoying and soul-destroying phoning every one of you bastards and trying to nail you down to a consistent price... NO, I don't want this price for 3 months, then that one for six and then another one for the last 3 - no, I don't want to fucking waste my time shopping around again and again and again....
Parity! That's what I want...
We've got to fight for our right to parity hahahah
Arseholes!
Green tea and I flip through a magazine and talk to the people I actually give a fuck about. 
