Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
I dislike poachers
I dislike dishonesty
I dislike guys that think I am stupid
I dislike guys who think they are god's gift
I hate distance
I hate communications that are halted
I hate my mind going round and round .... and yet, my intuition is often bang on.
I hate my intuition.
One day, some day .... I'll be strong enough to stand tall and walk away
what fills me with rage
people who take an ARGUMENT to others
I mean the fight is between two people
hello this not high school ya drama filled man
you deleted and blocked me
must you SPREAD it to YOUR friends too
geez am sorry I struck such a nerve
that you have to go to your lovers on here
and cry wah she was so mean
truth hurts does it not
I mean why else would you send me e-mail after e-mail
attacking MY work my life my pictures
you are a sad sad person
but it is the PEOPLE who listened to you
about me whom I don't get
I always listen to both sides
then STAY out of a personal fight
it happens.. people fight
but it is NOT your fight ok
but good riddance
if you convicted me without a say
you are really not worth more than
a rage filled post
that ends up here
and in it
YOU are gone
I didn't realize it was okay to send mass mailings to people where someone defames a persons character. Where they fabricate stories, lie and share personal information about people without their knowledge or consent.
What a fucking joke. Man up. I would be so embarrassed and a bit ashamed.
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Removalize your horrendous attitude back to the cold depths of your miserable existence!
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
If I had a dog with a face as miserable as yours, I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards.
I wonder if you were Born an asshole, or if you PRACTICE at it.
It's a good thing you have so much free time to "police" other people. You must be a really unhappy person, and for that ... I wish there was something I could do. But, the truth is, the ONLY thing/person you can control is yourself.
Oh, and that request for me to so you could do whatever it is you do .... PUHLEEEEZ!!
please don't make me start quoting Rage Cage rules again, and yes, you know who you are.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Dear Santa,
Okay, so I may not be on your good girls list this year, but I promise to try harder next year. All I am asking for is one pain free day! It is Christmas Eve and I have slept all day long! Urgh..
I just want to be able to eat some turkey and a little bit of trifle and a LOT of chocolate tomorrow!
And while you are on your travels please sprinkle some festive sparkly, Christmas dust over my sisters house! Or, please leave a window open to let all the flying monkeys out!
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I'll never fucking learn to not engage in argument of politics and morality with friends.
Especially fucking conservative, pro-life friends.
God fucking dammit, but now I'm just fucking cranky.
ADOPTION ISN"T A MOTHER FUCKING FIXIT! What a lazy ass fucking rebuttal.
I hate meeting people and really making a connection with them. Sharing things I don't ever tell anyone and really investing time in talking to them and being genuinely interested in knowing more about them and their life. Laughing and being really fucking honest with them about you, your life and what's going on in your head. I hate being told I can trust someone and that I'm not wasting my time. I hate going through all of that and then they just fall off the face of the fucking planet and won't even give you the fucking time of day. So, then you're left to wonder what the fuck you did wrong and why you're not good enough to even warrant some sort of explanation or response. You have to think about it and internalize and overly-analyze all of it, because you don't even know what the fuck happened. And then you realize, yet again, you really couldn't trust someone and you did just waste all of your time.
I hate that. And I hate that I've cried about it and that I would forgive them, regardless. Fuck feelings and emotions.
Why is it there is always that one motherfucking family member that insists on pissing in everyone's stuffing and spoiling the fun; that one special kind of stupid idiot that doesn't know when to shut the fuck up? Yeah, you stupid insensitive prick, I'm married, 35 and not able to get pregnant. Yeah, my sisters all have kids and they're freaking great kids, and yeah one day....One day I'll have a kid... I just won't give birth to one and he'll never meet your sorry good for nothing ass. Now kick rocks bastard...
I should have stayed at the shelter feeding and hanging with the homeless and needy people.
People without manners or compassion and think being rude makes them seem tough, superior and strong. They think that their attempts to intimidate validate their self esteem and it makes them into mighty giants among the little people of the world. No, it makes you seem pathetic and deeply insecure. Oh and by the way. Just between us. No one likes you. Personality rehab is a must for you and you should ask your insurance if they cover it.
Two people in my life right now like this and I cannot bear the both of them.
The two things that disgust and piss me off more often than anything I can think of are FIRST the "Fewmastertoadie"s of this world who were given some little bit of power by some lazy moron who should have known better. Who then let that little bit of power mushroom inside of their tiny little brains to the point that they delude themselves into thinking that they're GOD! And SECOND, the ass sucking leeches who attach themselves TO a "Fewmastertoadie" and are just as cowardly and worthless as the maggot bags they happily serve! It is my FONDEST wish that someone, somewhere, some way, some how would invent a toxin that only affects these two types of human garbage and we could rid the world of ALL of them in one great JOYOUS event!
don't fucking message me about how long your cock is and how you're ENTITLED to my pussy. WHAT THE FUCK?! you disgust me. me being a lesbian does not give you the right to tell me that you can get me "STRAIGHT" by fucking you! so fuck off and fuck yourself you fucktard!
I want to slap you with a rubber chicken.
What the fuck seriously! Who in the hell do you think you are? I want to cut you out of my life. Coming into my home and coming at me while I'm sitting down feeding my kids. You even waited for my husband to leave didn't you. You pussy! What the fuck! You fucked me up enough you can piss off before I let you near my kids.
You might as well have been a sperm donator for most of my life. So don't talk to me about my fuck ups! I'm here with my kids and husband everyday. You fucked off for years! When I needed you. When we needed you. When things were bad where were you? Ohh yeah cheating on my fucking mum and gettting me a baby sister. But more than that you to kept her secret. Not letting her into the family. What is your fucking problem. She shouldn't have been your dirty little secret you cunt! She needed you too but you fucked that up to.
I forgave you, I was a fuckong teenager when you came back but I didnt throw a fucking hissy fit then did I? No because I had to deal with everything. You cant say you did I all you where in fucking hiding with another whore. I got her on the pills! I went to the hospital! I called for help! I called you, in tears and you do fuck all. It wasn't your problem then was it. You got your fucking divorce by then. It didn't matter about my life then did it. Im only your daughter.
I don't consider being there for my family a fuck up. Yes she left me and **** everything. We were there! We took care of her. ***** was only my boyfriend at the time and even he took the trip over for the funeral did you? Did you fuck! You are a self centred piece of shit and I'm ashamed to be related to you?
I'm everything I am because I did it. You fucked mum over, broke her for so many years. I was the one at 16 going to school, going to college and working 3 jobs so me and mum had somewhere to live. You turned up beat the fuck out of my friend then decided to be a dad again. You can fuck off. We all know what you wanted. It wasn't love, daughters, it was a fucking organ. We owed you right? The only father I have ever had is your dad. He is the one that sat in hospital with me. He let me be the child I was even if it was only until I went home.
I wish I'd hit you back. But my kids mean everything to me, I cant make them watch that. Where as me, my sister and my kids are just money to you.
I'm glad mum left your piece of shit ass, again finally. I'll take pictures of my face and remind her of this day if she ever thinks of going back to you. And you can bet my real family will move you the fuck out of her house.
Really. We're going to pull this shit this morning. I've had fuck all sleep and have been woken up early and there's the fact I have to work tonight and you pull this shit.
There has to be more meaning to life than being around relatives that I don't even like that much for extended periods of time. I didn't fly to the other side of the country for a month to have to wait to use my own bathroom. I'm only here a few times a year, people. Let me have my fucking bathroom!! It was mine for 18 years. Moving out changes nothing. You're still considered visitors. I'm a resident because, reasons. Happy Holidays and shit. You can all go now.
Waking up to you in my shower was not the way I wanted to begin the new year. And while we're on the subject, the next one of you that wakes me up by using MY fucking shower will get about 100 continuous toilet flushes while you're in there. Lock it all you want, as if I don't where the key is. The least you could do is leave me some fucking hot water.
Bitches.
"I don't act funny, bitch, I act accordingly." - Megan Thee Stallion
Oh bitch. Bitch. You fucking BITCH!
YOU. DID. NOT. GO. IN. MY. FUCKING. CLOSET.
THAT IS NOT MY FUCKING SCARF DANGLING AROUND YOUR SCRAWNY FUCKING NECK.
MY EYES ARE DECEIVING ME. I AM NOT LOOKING AT YOU IN MY FUCKING SCARF RIGHT NOW. I CAN'T BE.
BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN YOU FUCKING TOUCHED MY SHIT. WITHOUT. MY. PERMISSION.
OH BITCH. OOOOOOOHHHH YOU FUCKING BITCH.
And to fucking think...I once fucking thought I wanted fucking siblings.
I hope when you finally take your backwoods asses home where you belong that neither of you can find your house key...and that at least three of you have to shit really bad. GET THE FUCK OUTTTTTT.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKBHBFHYEJGIYAHL BGHJDBHBJN!!!
"I don't act funny, bitch, I act accordingly." - Megan Thee Stallion
Don't fuck with my feelings just because you're unsure of your own! Damn you!
What part of "Go the fuck away" don't you understand?
I wish I was a violent person so I could rearrange your face with my boot. Or a buick.
What the fuck!? Are you for real?? Asking for money again! I tell you what, how about you get off your fucking lazy arse and get a fucking job?? You are so fucking selfish you are unreal! You are so busy out celebrating with the money you owe out, you forget to even mention my health! Thanks for nothing!
Take the money and fuck off!
I have never posted here but there is a first time for everything. I had an ex tell me today that he accidentally slept with one of my best friends. I think that it is very difficult to accidentally sleep with someone. But I thank him for putting the nail in the coffin so to speak. Do men think we are really idiots...... I mean please. Give women some credit. We are pretty independent now and in this day and age we get to be with who we want, not who can support us our provide for us.
damn you mutherfucking damned son of a bitch! how could you?! you were my best friend even when WE STILL DIDN'T WEAR KNICKERS! how could you fuck my sister behind my back then break her heart the next day?! don't you fucking show yourself to me and dont you ever darken our doorstep again or I might just use your scrawny rat-face for target practice! FUCK YOU!
fuck you 2014 for not living up to my expectations. fuck you for threatening to go off the rails in a spectacular fashion less then 2 weeks in, and while i'm at if, fuck you 2013 and 2012. i am so fucking done with being optimistic right now. i am so fucking tired. i just want to go to sleep and never ever wake up. and something else? i can't even do that, so fuck you insomnia and nightmares. just... fuck you.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
no text message, no email, no calls, not even a fucking "hey, you! I'm breaking up with you!". for about a week now. do you even remember that I'm still alive? hello? your girlfriend of three years, darling, do you remember? and this sucks, coz I cant even get angry. damn this. damn you. I'm so fuckin tired.
Well... I suck at life. At least I finally know it.
We both should have known this would happen. In a world where good things happen to me, I would have won an award. I slaved away working on that stuff for 12 hours straight somedays. But if you haven't noticed, good things never happen to me. I didn't want to enter it into such judgmental competition. I shouldn't have let you talk me into it all. What a waste of my time.
Ladies and gentleman, 3 STRIKES YOU'RE OUT LARA 
... 3 times over what exactly? 
You're not going to get another opportunity to explain. 
You're 
but I'm not completely insensitive here's a 
wish you well 
