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Things you don't understand even when they're explained to you.

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sexyfrancheskia
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When a man tries to explain why women are "complicated"
GardenerGuy
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anyone trying to lucidly explain to me the following:

metaphysics
existentialism
deconstructionism
epistemology
most financialese
LASARDaddy
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Punctuation. All of my English teachers felt sorry for me. Numbers caught my attention very early.
I am always a gentleman.
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Quote by pegasus2126
Why before I was married my now wife wanted sex all the time. Now I am married sex has dried up
Routine, not attracted to you, depression, health problems, lost her "mojo" for u, It wasn't love, it was passion etc.. infinite reasons.
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Basketball. Never for the life of me will I understand it, and it's been explained to me dozens of times by now. Oh, well.
Mysteria27
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Any forms of algebra. Did not understand in school and now as an older person I still do not get it.
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Although I like vegging out and watching it in on a lazy, summer afternoon (stoned), I have not the slightest fucking idea what's going on in a cricket game.
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Quote by Wildcat


In soccer, the offside rule states that when an offensive player is on the opponent's side of the field and a teammate touches the ball, there must be at least two opposing players who are closer to the goal line than the offensive player is, or that player cannot become involved in the play. For example, a player who has only the opposing goalkeeper between him or her and the goal cannot receive a pass from a teammate. The two defenders closer to the goal line usually include the goalkeeper, but that it not necessarily true. When an official calls a team for being offside, the other team is given possession of the ball for an indirect free kick.

There are some exceptions to the rule of offside. It cannot be called if the offensive players are on their own side of the field. Nor does it apply on a throw-in, goal kick or corner kick.


You missed out the most important part, the ball has to move forward.
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Quote by BabydollSlave
The english phrase you lost me? i dont get it no matter how people explain. when someone says it i look like what?? your here? then i realize its the other way. why dont people say...i dont understand? English is a hard language XD

If you understand what I'm saying you are following my train of thought. So if you don't, you aren't following me then I've lost you.
SubmissiveJade
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Life,death,heaven,God,hell, hades. Just a few I don't understand myself.
Fate will lead me into my submission as you will be that fate I seek.
lanne
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her mood swings. biochem. chemical engineering
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girls telling me they don't want to have sex. Why wouldn't you?
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Quote by xXMister_TXx
girls telling me they don't want to have sex. Why wouldn't you?


Uh. MAYBE because she's into GIRLS?

COMPUTERS! I wasn't raised with them like most of the younger folks around here. he first ones (PRE windows) required YOU to do ALL of the programming yourself I took a course in it and I've been a bumbler ever since!
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Pretty much anything beyond basic math. In geometry class, I was always thinking wtf, and I always got confused.
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Women in general. Wives in particular
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American football
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Quote by kiera


Who doesn't its NOT football ive said this before and I'll say it again its poofs rugby


Take a bow Kiera take a bow well said!!!
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Quote by kiera


Who doesn't its NOT football ive said this before and I'll say it again its poofs rugby


Ahem! IF you ARE considering a "move" here (I hope, I hope, I hope!) a change in perspective would be advisable! You are MUCH too lovely to have THAT happen to you!

Things I don't understand, rugby, cricket; take your pick!
SydneySider
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Not that its been explained to me, but I find it hard to understand why leg and arm hair grows back after you shave it, yet I have never shaved either and it stopped growing years ago. If I was to shave it today, it would start to grow back right away. So when does it know when to stop? Even if I look for the answer, the anatomical reason will still make no sense.
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Quote by psychiee



sorry Courney.. earth and ALL other objects in space started off as gas... collection of matter in the form of gas which then cooled.. over billions of years... and so the sperical shape... the main driving force of course being the gravitational pull..

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In the pictures from space I'vie seen the Earth seems to be more Egg shaped as opposed to the circular shape of other planets. Is this just camera distortion or is it accurate?
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Quote by Guest


HUA

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I believe she was referring to Audio Feed back. which should have been evident to anyone.I guess not.
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Quote by Centifolia
The concept of morality
Seriously, science says that our ways of thinking was earned from billions of years of evolution. And that morality was a concept that we discovered in order to strengthen our bonds with the society, making us higher than animals. But if so, then why do we question things that does not even affect our survival rate? (e.g gay marriage, prostitution, animal abuse, cloning, manliness, honor, chivalry)
It doest make sense at all

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Some things just don't make sense.For instance only 2 species on earth practice War. Humans & Ants.
Man kind is still evolving perhaps in A few more thousand years we will become more civilized.Then again we may become extinct long before that.I2s6yMkOJMcDlqp5
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Quote by DazzlingLove
Racism. I've heard all the explanations and all I can think of is "Why so ignorant?"

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You sort of summed it up with out knowing it.Racism is not learned or inherited. People base their feelings on their own experience.Some people will judge an entire race based on the actions of A few.
(ignorance) Growing up my father was very racist I never understood why until I heard his stories of the experiences he had growing up. One of the key ingredients in racism is. Hatred begat 's hatred.
People will react as they are reacted to. I myself have traveled extensively & met many people of many races. My experiences have been both good & bad & I have gained knowledge of human behavior.I am intelligent enough to realize there are good & bad in every race.(intelligence overrules ignorance) Education is the only way we will ever overcome racism.In the short time I have been living people in this country & the rest of the world are learning more & more about other people as they do the walls of ignorance are crumbling slowly.Hopefully we will overcome our own ignorance one day & learn to live together in peace. It's going to take a lot more time & education. I hope mankind will last long enough to see it.
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Quote by Tyking85
Wind - Sounds stupid, but it just blows my mind (no pun intended) that it just starts or dies down...

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There's A giant ocilating fan at the north pole. They have to shut it down once or twice A day for servicing. Does this answer your question?
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Quote by petersr
Women . Even when explained by women. But im still trying to learn.

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Never gonna happen. You can't understand the unexplained. You can't understand what they want because, they don't know what they want.Hd62gUyOH3fzOVb0