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Things you don't understand even when they're explained to you.

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Dani
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Those who like tomatoes, but not tomato sauce... or vice versa :P


AGAIN... i don't like the texture of raw tomatoes but love the savory -you know what? FORGET IT! you'll NEVER understand me

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You're not alone....
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X =12
Y=4

Fucking simple!!!
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AGAIN... i don't like the texture of raw tomatoes but love the savory -you know what? FORGET IT! you'll NEVER understand me


Awww, don't cry over spilt tomato sauce... wait.. is that right?

I'm thinking you've been eating tomatoes incorrectly, otherwise you would like them biggrin
Just cos they feel like sweet, tangy frogs eggs surrounded by oddly spongy apple... doesn't mean that they're gross!

(On a side note... you forgot a letter in the word savoury...)
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How almonds don't have titties yet almond milk exists.

The jig is way up!


Perhaps you've (by some magic or similar method) only stumbled upon male almonds your entire life...?
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Some peoples reasoning for things.
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Women.

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Men





I agree....
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Men

We're easy to figure out - we're either hungry or horny. Get naked and bring us something to eat. We're satisfied after that.

Women - now, that's a subject I'll never understand. Doesn't mean I'm gonna quit trying, though.
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We're easy to figure out - we're either hungry or horny. Get naked and bring us something to eat. We're satisfied after that.

Women - now, that's a subject I'll never understand. Doesn't mean I'm gonna quit trying, though.



hahahahaahha now this is so not true.. men are just as confusing as us women...
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Men
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chemistry between men and women...
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chemistry between men and women...


Good answer..
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chemistry between men and women...


That one is hardwired into men and women. I find chemistry to be the best part of the male/female relationship. It's not necessarily a good thing to build a marriage on but it sure can be fun for a relationship such as FWB or casual dating.

I think it's better to build a marriage on a best friend type relationship if there is some chemistry there but plain chemistry is pure and simple FUN and can be very fulfilling.

Chemistry often isn't where you expect to find it either. It can span many years in age, cultural background, looks, body type, interests, etc. I've been very surprized where I've found it more than once.

Men will never understand women. Women will never understand men.

That's because we aren't even the same species... LOL

Women are hardwired to get married, make babies, live happily ever after (excepting a few that never wanted that or have given up).

Men are breeders that have varying degrees of desire for long term relationships.

Viva la différence (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/vive_la_diff%C3%A9rence)
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That one is hardwired into men and women. I find chemistry to be the best part of the male/female relationship. It's not necessarily a good thing to build a marriage on but it sure can be fun for a relationship such as FWB or casual dating.

I think it's better to build a marriage on a best friend type relationship if there is some chemistry there but plain chemistry is pure and simple FUN and can be very fulfilling.

Chemistry often isn't where you expect to find it either. It can span many years in age, cultural background, looks, body type, interests, etc. I've been very surprized where I've found it more than once.

Men will never understand women. Women will never understand men.

That's because we aren't even the same species... LOL

Women are hardwired to get married, make babies, live happily ever after (excepting a few that never wanted that or have given up).

Men are breeders that have varying degrees of desire for long term relationships.

Viva la différence (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/vive_la_diff%C3%A9rence)


agree to disagree on the differences, and agree on all else...

I still do not understand how one can just be FWB?