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I'll pay whatever the rate is Nicola.. don't use credit cards or bank accounts though.. can I just drop cash by your house?
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Quote by charl1e5
Yeah, what ever!!
Lush neednt worry about the cost of running this site if this is genuine and they try to charge....there wont be anyone on here!!
Haven't had your coffee yet Charlie? lol.. The caffeine will clear your head..
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I'll pay whatever the rate is Nicola.. don't use credit cards or bank accounts though.. can I just drop cash by your house?
I'll have to post you the money too Nicola.....my laptop swallowed my credit card when I tried to post it in the dvd player
any one know how to take a laptop apart
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hmmm i see alot of people coming off though.. im so broke
Rookie Scribe
hmmm i see alot of people coming off though.. im so broke
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I will pay your fee Sexycelly .. my pleasure.
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Hey I'd be happy to pay for everyone. Just send me all of your bank account information and I'll wire you $1,000,000 (thru my Nigerian contacts)!
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I'm kinda simple ... I need that paypal button. I do know how to push that 
Matriarch
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what? what do you mean SOON!? sprite made me give my info the day i came back! 
littlemissbitch ~ professional face ripper offer, at your service..
Matriarch
This was in my inbox on April Fool's Day, those guys at fool.com are really rather amusing:
From little things, big things grow
We all know there are countless little mining companies out there on the ASX.
Speculative explorers with interesting names, big plans and stars in their eyes. They’re usually smart guys (and girls), who often fail simply due to lack of access to capital to fund their exploration.
What if you could help these little guys achieve their dreams, and make money yourself?
The solution is simple, yet revolutionary...
It’s a true win-win situation.
Let’s work together
Now this is a Private Order Non-Zoned Investment scheme for a reason. It’s exclusively for Motley Fool readers.
But we need to work together. If we scatter our investment funds across the thousands of companies on the ASX, we can’t have much of an impact.
But...if we join forces, we can really make a difference to one or two companies - and the momentum we create can make us all rich.
We’ve already carefully picked two companies. Don’t worry if you haven’t heard of them. The names and their financial situations are totally irrelevant.
Anyway, these companies are so obscure that we couldn’t find these companies on most broker sites.
That’s to our advantage. Just imagine the splash, and the cash, we can make when the share prices of these companies start to move!
Two ‘can’t lose’ companies
Our two selections are South Sea Ferrous Company (ASX: IOU), and Tulip Iron (ASX: BULB).
Before you rush off to place your BUY order, remember this only works properly if we act together.
WE only make money when other people see the opportunity and they rush to buy the shares – and they only make money when other investors do the same. It’s a virtuous circle.
And it’s so simple - the perfect trade.
You don’t have to worry about the usual fundamentals of company earnings, management quality or growth potential. Balance sheets are for accountants.
All that matters is the share price! It really couldn’t be easier.
EVERYONE is a BIG winner
A rising share price is good for current shareholders - WIN
When the share price keeps rising, new shareholders also make money - WIN
Using this newly-higher share price, this little company can raise more capital - WIN
With more shares on issue, the market will get more excited - WIN
This excitement can only push the price even higher - WIN WIN WIN!
We hope you’re starting to get the point. If we play this well, we can keep the price rising - and helping more and more investors make their fortunes.
The Time to act is NOW!
We hope by now we’ve convinced you. We’d really like to be drinking good French Champagne in Majorca or Argentina soon - and we think you probably feel the same.
If you want in - and we hope you do - you need to email us TODAY! The beauty of sending you this email on a Sunday is that we can be set when the markets open tomorrow morning.
We can only take the first 1,412 expressions of interest – and you know this offer will fill quickly (remember, this is a free service…we’re going to make money with you too)
All you need to do is email us NOW at letting us know you’ll make a commitment:
That you want in; and
That you will ask 20 of your friends to buy shares once we start; and
That you will ask them to do the same for 20 of their friends
As a very first step, and to show your commitment to this exciting and lucrative scheme, please immediately forward this to 20 of your closest friends.
And if you’re like us and have more than 20 friends (we have 1,092 Facebook friends), what the heck, send it to ALL your friends.
There really is nothing in the market today that can compare to this rediscovered Private Order Non-Zoned Investment scheme - and riches await.
Foolish Best,
The Motley Fool Australia "Hot Stock Shot" Trading Team
Follow us: Facebook Twitter
P.S. Remember, we can only take 1,412 people - email us NOW
P.P.S. Tell your friends - the more the merrier (especially once we go public). Remember, we can all win!
P.P.P.S. Seriously... you need to play your part... please forward this email to as many people as you can - the more the merrily richer!
P.P.P.P.S If you think any friends might benefit from receiving hot tips like these in the future, have them sign up to receive Take Stock themselves. Simply have them click here to join the action.
From little things, big things grow
We all know there are countless little mining companies out there on the ASX.
Speculative explorers with interesting names, big plans and stars in their eyes. They’re usually smart guys (and girls), who often fail simply due to lack of access to capital to fund their exploration.
What if you could help these little guys achieve their dreams, and make money yourself?
The solution is simple, yet revolutionary...
It’s a true win-win situation.
Let’s work together
Now this is a Private Order Non-Zoned Investment scheme for a reason. It’s exclusively for Motley Fool readers.
But we need to work together. If we scatter our investment funds across the thousands of companies on the ASX, we can’t have much of an impact.
But...if we join forces, we can really make a difference to one or two companies - and the momentum we create can make us all rich.
We’ve already carefully picked two companies. Don’t worry if you haven’t heard of them. The names and their financial situations are totally irrelevant.
Anyway, these companies are so obscure that we couldn’t find these companies on most broker sites.
That’s to our advantage. Just imagine the splash, and the cash, we can make when the share prices of these companies start to move!
Two ‘can’t lose’ companies
Our two selections are South Sea Ferrous Company (ASX: IOU), and Tulip Iron (ASX: BULB).
Before you rush off to place your BUY order, remember this only works properly if we act together.
WE only make money when other people see the opportunity and they rush to buy the shares – and they only make money when other investors do the same. It’s a virtuous circle.
And it’s so simple - the perfect trade.
You don’t have to worry about the usual fundamentals of company earnings, management quality or growth potential. Balance sheets are for accountants.
All that matters is the share price! It really couldn’t be easier.
EVERYONE is a BIG winner
A rising share price is good for current shareholders - WIN
When the share price keeps rising, new shareholders also make money - WIN
Using this newly-higher share price, this little company can raise more capital - WIN
With more shares on issue, the market will get more excited - WIN
This excitement can only push the price even higher - WIN WIN WIN!
We hope you’re starting to get the point. If we play this well, we can keep the price rising - and helping more and more investors make their fortunes.
The Time to act is NOW!
We hope by now we’ve convinced you. We’d really like to be drinking good French Champagne in Majorca or Argentina soon - and we think you probably feel the same.
If you want in - and we hope you do - you need to email us TODAY! The beauty of sending you this email on a Sunday is that we can be set when the markets open tomorrow morning.
We can only take the first 1,412 expressions of interest – and you know this offer will fill quickly (remember, this is a free service…we’re going to make money with you too)
All you need to do is email us NOW at letting us know you’ll make a commitment:
That you want in; and
That you will ask 20 of your friends to buy shares once we start; and
That you will ask them to do the same for 20 of their friends
As a very first step, and to show your commitment to this exciting and lucrative scheme, please immediately forward this to 20 of your closest friends.
And if you’re like us and have more than 20 friends (we have 1,092 Facebook friends), what the heck, send it to ALL your friends.
There really is nothing in the market today that can compare to this rediscovered Private Order Non-Zoned Investment scheme - and riches await.
Foolish Best,
The Motley Fool Australia "Hot Stock Shot" Trading Team
Follow us: Facebook Twitter
P.S. Remember, we can only take 1,412 people - email us NOW
P.P.S. Tell your friends - the more the merrier (especially once we go public). Remember, we can all win!
P.P.P.S. Seriously... you need to play your part... please forward this email to as many people as you can - the more the merrily richer!
P.P.P.P.S If you think any friends might benefit from receiving hot tips like these in the future, have them sign up to receive Take Stock themselves. Simply have them click here to join the action.
Active Ink Slinger
Nicola, Darling, is it okay if I just leave the cash on your dresser, just as I always ha..........um...........(looks around quickly, and whispers)
oops! Sorry, Honey. I forgot this is a public site
All right. All right. Now move on, folks. There's nothing to be seen here.
oops! Sorry, Honey. I forgot this is a public site
All right. All right. Now move on, folks. There's nothing to be seen here.
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
Active Ink Slinger
LMAO - that was a funny thread.
Sorry I didn't participate at the time - I was too busy rejoicing at the notification from a seemingly long lost Nigerian relative that I was to be the benefactor of $500 million. Still waiting to hear when the money will hit my account
Sorry I didn't participate at the time - I was too busy rejoicing at the notification from a seemingly long lost Nigerian relative that I was to be the benefactor of $500 million. Still waiting to hear when the money will hit my account
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw