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Nominate New Olympic Sports...

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Buz
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I nominate:
Dodgeball
Bowling
Naked Twister
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Is lacrosse in the Olympics? I don't remember. That might be an option, though.

Mud wrestling, both same sex and co-ed, would be right up there with naked twister.
CarltonStJames
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Cricket especially The T20 format


I absolutely second this.

As a kid, I always wanted cricket to be part of the Olympics, but even the ODI format was too long. T20 would be, for lack of a better term, smashing!

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Quote by CarltonStJames


I absolutely second this.

As a kid, I always wanted cricket to be part of the Olympics, but even the ODI format was too long. But T20 would be, for lack of a better term, smashing!


As a non-cricket person, I shall have to Google this. A local radio host was into cricket when I was in my teens and would report on "2 day test matches" and I could not fathom a sport that took 2 days to play. I find baseball games are often too f-ing long so a "2 day test match" sounds more like torture than entertainment.
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As a non-cricket person, I shall have to Google this. A local radio host was into cricket when I was in my teens and would report on "2 day test matches" and I could not fathom a sport that took 2 days to play. I find baseball games are often too f-ing long so a "2 day test match" sounds more like torture than entertainment.


That may have been a shortened version of it, because Pro level test matches are 5 days maximum. For anyone from non-cricketing nations, I can understand how it could sound like a chore, but I(and maybe Roger can also) say that Test cricket can be the most dramatic sport in history. The amount of tension on the field along with the many characters. It feels more like a story being displayed in athletic form sometimes more than a sport, e.g, Ashes 2005(Australia vs England).

That said, I won't lie to you, it can be a bore at times.

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for men, one of pocket billiards, spanking the monkey, or bashing the bishop. marks for quantity, distance and style. for ladies, hide the salami with various sizes of real salamis. for ladies or gentlemen, sucking a golf ball through a garden hose, marked on distance over time. for couples, gymnastics without uncoupling.

Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.

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Naked mud wrestling for extra-large mature ladies.
Buz
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The USA team would feature Sprite up front.

Others:
Synchonized Unicycle
Push Ball
Darts
Hot Dog Eating
Beer Chugging
Pickle Ball
40 Meter Handstand Dash
Rugby
American Football
Pinyata Smashing
Sack Racing

And bring back Olympic Tug-of-War!
noll
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Here are some old Dutch* games:




* They may not be specifically Dutch, but they're old games traditionally played at children's parties here in the Netherlands.


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Dramatic reading of Shakespeare

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Beer pong

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Since pole dancing is already scheduled for the LA games:

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Can we just eliminate any existing one that’s based on opinion? Don’t get me wrong, I like watching gymnastic floor routines or ice skaters. I just don’t think quantifying things like, “this artistic dance was better than the other” means a damned thing.

So on that note; ‘National Leader Dick Measuring.’ Give it a healthy outlet and avoid bombing civilians.
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