Conservatives… 😵‍💫

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They’re white right?

Of course they’re white.

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Of course they’re white.

Well, there you go

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/trump-congress-political-violence Republican Senators and Representatives now claiming to be held hostage by fear/threats of violence from MAGA directly to them if they don't fall in line and support Trump and Project 2025.

Today's politicians are a far cry from those from the Greatest Generation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greatest_Generation

There is a G7 conference in Alberta, Canada this year. Trump says he is putting tariffs on Canada because of poor border security. Under Canadian law convicted felons are not permitted to enter Canada except under special permit. Canada, demonstrating the strength of their border security then refuses to allow Trump to enter Canada (to the utmost glee of the other G7 nations.) As an olive branch Canada offers Trumpy time onscreen via Starlink which unfortunately crashes at the worst possible moment.

Get off your ass karma and make this happen!

Why does Pete Hegseth have a Russian email address? 😀

Restoring "truth and sanity".

MAGA 🇺🇸👍

This fucking asshat just slapped tariffs on an island in Antarctica with no human inhabitants...just penguins.

He's tariffing the penguins.

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He's tariffing the penguins.

Well, you don't know the sordid truth.

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Well, you don't know the sordid truth.

It all makes sense now...

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It all makes sense now...

But what came first, the penguin, or the chicken egg?

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But what came first, the penguin, or the chicken egg?

Noll shrunk down to the size of a chicken vs one angry full size emperor penguin. The fight is in a boxing ring so it's fair. Noll is naked.

Bring it on!

Or how Jack likes to think of it.

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Noll shrunk down to the size of a chicken vs one angry full size emperor penguin. The fight is in a boxing ring so it's fair. Noll is naked.

Why the fuck does everyone have to be naked in these fights?

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Why the fuck does everyone have to be naked in these fights?

I believe it is in one of the lower subsections of the Lush TA

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Why the fuck does everyone have to be naked in these fights?

Penguins don't wear clothes, dumbass.

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Penguins don't wear clothes, dumbass.

Well I bet you feel silly, don't ya? You stupid fuck.

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Well I bet you feel silly, don't ya? You stupid fuck.

That's not real. I live in reality. You, I don't know what's going on with you.

A naked penguin vs a naked chicken sized noll. Call it, friendo.

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That's not real. I live in reality. You, I don't know what's going on with you.

A naked penguin vs a naked chicken sized noll. Call it, friendo.

These are real lil' penguins in real lil' penguin sweaters. It's not my fault you're allergic to the truth.

Also, I'm not your friend, guy.

Anyways, the penguin wins. I won't go into the details as to why because they're quite disturbing. But suffice it to say Noll leaves with as much emotional damage as he does physical. Mostly because penguins are a bit sociopathic and engage in psychological warfare.

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the penguin wins. I won't go into the details as to why because they're quite disturbing.

So the penguin would win because it would bite noll's pepperoncino off. Because noll was dumb enough to get in a penguin fight naked.

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So the penguin would win because it would bite noll's pepperoncino off. Because noll was dumb enough to get in a penguin fight naked.

Don't gaslight noll. You put him in that situation and now you're victim blaming.

What made you this way?

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Don't gaslight noll. You put him in that situation and now you're victim blaming.

What made you this way?

Always someone else's fault with this generation. Grow the fuck up.

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Always someone else's fault with this generation. Grow the fuck up.

This was like, very not nice.

I always treat you with the utmost kindness and respect. Why do I deserve for you to be so mean to me and whatnot?

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This was like, very not nice.

I always treat you with the utmost kindness and respect. Why do I deserve for you to be so mean to me and whatnot?

See what I mean... weak ass generation.

I'm disgusted.

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So the penguin would win because it would bite noll's pepperoncino off. Because noll was dumb enough to get in a penguin fight naked.

Not my pepperoncino! 😧

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See what I mean... weak ass generation.

I'm disgusted.

You know it's one thing to be evil. I, myself, partake.

But hurtful is a pain that doesn't go away.😢

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You know it's one thing to be evil. I, myself, partake.

But hurtful is a pain that doesn't go away.😢

Dani upscaled to be 20 feet tall, with the same proportions, not like just 17 foot legs and 3 foot torso, like proportionally 20 feet tall, we're talking like a real big bitch, wearing JNCO jeans and FUBU jean jacket for protection vs an aggressive male giraffe. The giraffe is naked.

Lol