Conservatives… 😵‍💫

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Well done! By not grasping the topic your posts are unintentionally on-topic too.

Good burn right there

RIP Bozo

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You grouped Trump (conservative) and Menendez (Liberal) together.

That is why I said conservatives are as routine and normal as those who are not conservatives.

You brought up Menendez, as all readers can see above.

If you want to clarify or expand, please start a thread for that. There are several elected goobers from the left that can be discussed.

It may or may not be as much fun as discussing the overwhelming amount of super doofuses that proliferate the rightwing conservative side, but could be well worth discussing.

I bet Rep. Goetz campaigned to be hall monitor as an elementary school kid. He has tattletale snitch written all over him.

Do you think he'd sell his mother's soul to Satan in exchange for attention and political glory?

I do.

Idaho Banned Abortion. Then It Turned Down Supports for Pregnancies and Births.

https://www.propublica.org/article/idaho-banned-abortion-support-pregnancies-families

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Idaho Banned Abortion. Then It Turned Down Supports for Pregnancies and Births.

https://www.propublica.org/article/idaho-banned-abortion-support-pregnancies-families

Because they're not pro-life, just anti-abortion.

a long time ago this country was all hyped up on keeping communism from spreading - so we spend treasure and lives in Vietnam.

turns out it wasn't.

after 911 we go to afghanastan and Iraq to fight the terrorists that want to destroy our way of life there.

iraq and Afghanistan wars based on total lies from republicans.

now, when the threat of communism taking over - reeps want to help them.

fucking nuttier than shit.

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a long time ago this country was all hyped up on keeping communism from spreading - so we spend treasure and lives in Vietnam.

turns out it wasn't.

after 911 we go to afghanastan and Iraq to fight the terrorists that want to destroy our way of life there.

iraq and Afghanistan wars based on total lies from republicans.

now, when the threat of communism taking over - reeps want to help them.

fucking nuttier than shit.

Communism is inherently flawed. Every time a country elects a far left socialist government or communist leader the same disaster happens.

The US assassinates their leaders, topples the government, and replaces it with far right extremists.

Communism isnt threatening to take over, Russia is enemy capitalists and the us capitalists are threatened by China and Russia overthrowing the US’s monopoly on colonization.

And it’s both sides of the aisle stoking war,can’t just pretend it’s just Republicans. Democrats voted for the war and escalated it under their control. Tens of thousands of civilians were killed by US drone strikes during the Obama administration, so much so they actually changed the rules in counting civilian deaths. Instead of actually having evidence who they killed were combatants they started counting any male over 18 as an enemy combatant unless proven otherwise. Still racked up so many women and children killed we hit historically high civilian deaths during those wars.

Not sure how wise it is to wear a bowtie when you're just a short lil fella.

Makes him look like he's part of the lollipop guild.

Trump Supporter: “How come everyone who goes to college is a Biden supporter?”

https://twitter.com/adammocklerr/status/1709711946595844359

lol gee wonder why

High heels/clown shoes

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High heels/clown shoes

Yosemite Sam ass shoes lmao

Lol

All time great Conservative self-own

um..

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LOL, even her name is French.

Phil Spector

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I mean, she’s right. Just not in the way she thinks she is.

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I mean, she’s right. Just not in the way she thinks she is.

What inspired the constitution and where was that from?

The and genocidal slave owners who were actively killing the native population in horrific ways they could have never fathomed.

Don't forget Protestantism, or the tune of The Star-Spangled Banner.

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All time great Conservative self-own

He could get a lot of votes because he is neither a narcissistic, tax-cheat, , corrupt habitual liar, nor does he have dementia.

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He could get a lot of votes because he is neither a narcissistic, tax-cheat, , corrupt habitual liar, nor does he have dementia.

And a bit of a zaddy.

Tommy Tuberville on Biden’s Europe trip: “I’m afraid he’s going to fall down every time I turn on television.”

And here is Tuberville falling on his ass in a comedic fashion.

https://twitter.com/NotHoodlum/status/1712145761205412183

psh what a whore

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psh what a whore

Please explain (disclaimer: I have no clue who this even is, let alone what this is about).

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Please explain (disclaimer: I have no clue who this even is, let alone what this is about).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Mace

Here she is saying a lot but meaning nothing... which is typical of conservatives.

https://twitter.com/WeHearPodcast/status/1712084113962741981

She also doesn't appear to actually know the meaning of wearing a Scarlet Letter "A"... which is also typical, because conservatives tend to be stupid and hate actually reading books. Just typical conservative "I am a victim, I am being silenced, I am under attack" blah blah.

The Scarlet Letter: A Romance is a work of historical fiction by American author Nathaniel Hawthorne, published in 1850. Set in the Puritan Massachusetts Bay Colony during the years 1642 to 1649, the novel tells the story ofHester Prynne, who conceives a daughter with a man to whom she is not married and then struggles to create a new life of repentance and dignity. As punishment, she must wear a scarlet letter 'A' (for "adultery"). Containing a number of religious and historic allusions, the book explores themes of legalism, sin and guilt.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scarlet_Letter

It's also ironic she used a scarlet letter since conservatives are the ones who tend to be puritanical.

In conclusion, it is just another conservative being dumb as hell.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Mace

Here she is saying a lot but meaning nothing... which is typical of conservatives.

https://twitter.com/WeHearPodcast/status/1712084113962741981

She also doesn't appear to actually know the meaning of wearing a Scarlet Letter "A"... which is also typical, because conservatives tend to be stupid and hate actually reading books. Just typical conservative "I am a victim, I am being silenced, I am under attack" blah blah.

The Scarlet Letter: A Romance is a work of historical fiction by American author Nathaniel Hawthorne, published in 1850. Set in the Puritan Massachusetts Bay Colony during the years 1642 to 1649, the novel tells the story ofHester Prynne, who conceives a daughter with a man to whom she is not married and then struggles to create a new life of repentance and dignity. As punishment, she must wear a scarlet letter 'A' (for "adultery"). Containing a number of religious and historic allusions, the book explores themes of legalism, sin and guilt.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scarlet_Letter

It's also ironic she used a scarlet letter since conservatives are the ones who tend to be puritanical.

In conclusion, it is just another conservative being dumb as hell.

I see. I only knew the scarlet A from the Out Campaign, but wasn't aware of the reference to the book.

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I see. I only knew the scarlet A from the Out Campaign, but wasn't aware of the reference to the book.

It’s not that good of a book, it was part of my school curriculum. The movie was even worse.