Paramedics, upon their arrival, began...
wretching from the stench and..
passed out on the grass ...
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
at which point the police...
sectioned off the city, then...
. . . called the medi-vac helicopter to . . .
get them out pronto, but....
helicopter is out of fuel
due to scousers stealing it....
diluted with septic water which....
makes the Scousers horribly sick.
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
reducing crime by 1000% causing...
mass unemployment amongst those good people that supply replacement car parts...
especially hubcaps and windscreen-wipers
An ambulance approaches the helicopter . . .
over heads of Lush members
[
The Lush members, all wearing...
Assorted superhero costumes, looked up
and couldn't believe their eyes!
[
. . . them was an ice-cream truck. . .
burning in a raging inferno
turning the ice-cream into slush.
inferno with watering cans and...
....scoop the slush into them.......
flames, hoping to douse the