watching the games. We are...
tea and nibbling on biscuits
Suddenly, the Arsenal game flickers...
then the electricity goes out...
As a storm comes blowing...
..through the valley bringing a....
...gang of men on horseback....
four horsemen of the Apocalypse...
all of them wearing jerseys...
they look tired and hungry
....but they're not Arsenal supporters.....
. . wearing their Dallas Cowboy jerseys . .
......Which don't go with their....
. . thread bare kilts or bagpipes.
Fucking scousers descised as Scotsmen....
charge, headlong into the house.
...crying out, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha...
Marsha replies with 'John, John, John'...
Their calls echoing as they....
Knead pizza dough together,singing...
God save our Gracious Queen
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
...whereupon we all stand and.....
face in the direction of...
. . the bust of Ronald Reagan . .
...or preferably Betty Boop, because....
Betty has better legs then...
....and everything else as well.....
Especially her gorgeoust looking ass