Butt Measurements

26 Apr 2010

Butt Measurements

> A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the

> man looks over at his wife and says: 'Your butt is getting really big,

> I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.

> With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the

> grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured

> his wife's bottom.

> 'Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!'
>
The woman chose to ignore her husband.

> Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.

> He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
> 'What's wrong?' he asks. .............
>
She answers:

> 'Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?