An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over.
Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love, Vinnie
At 4:00 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without
finding any bodies. They apologized to the man and left.
The same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Vinnie
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OMG lol!!
That reminds me of the Canadian version...
Bill and Tom were neighbours. One day Tom called up the Mounted Police and told them that Bill was hiding marijuana in the woodpile behind his house, so the Mounties came and chopped up all Bill's wood looking for it. Later on that day Tom gave his neighbour a call...
Tom: Hey man
Bill: hey
Tom: did the Mounties come by today?
Bill: yeah they did
Tom: did they chop up your woodpile?
Bill: yup they sure did
Tom: Happy Birthday, buddy!!
That reminds me of the Canadian version...
Bill and Tom were neighbours. One day Tom called up the Mounted Police and told them that Bill was hiding marijuana in the woodpile behind his house, so the Mounties came and chopped up all Bill's wood looking for it. Later on that day Tom gave his neighbour a call...
Tom: Hey man
Bill: hey
Tom: did the Mounties come by today?
Bill: yeah they did
Tom: did they chop up your woodpile?
Bill: yup they sure did
Tom: Happy Birthday, buddy!!
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Ahhhh, That was SWEET of his SON. AWESOME joke 
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smart AND sweet son!
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