Anf the three kings came unto the stable, bearing gifts for the new-born child, of Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh. And Joseph stepped forward, saying unto them, "You don't have Mothercare or Toys 'R' Us where you come from?
It was Christmas Day in the Harem,
the season of good cheer.
The Eunuchs' hearts were merry,
and their bellies full of beer.
In strode the harem Master,
and he gazed around the halls.
He said, "What do you want for Christmas, boys?",
and the Eunuchs answered, "we haven't quite made our minds up yet, sir."
A few of my favourite things:
1. Raindrops on roses
2. Whiskers on kittens
3. Bright copper kettles
4. Warm woollen mittens
5. Blow jobs
Merry Christmas to all of you lushes
I was decorating the tree, I had hung some decorative balls, and some colorful fairies. Now I just had a small Santa left. So should I hang him by the fairies or by the balls?