First Jobs... Guess the person's first job.. Fun or serious guesses, but please be polite..

Sandra's first job was writing filthy haiku for Hallmark.

Ensorseled's first job was a pussy tamer. Unfortunately, he thought that entailed training cats to fetch his coffee.

Sandra's first job was a sports fisherman, only problem as she heard B's as P's. The boat captain told her to watach his line and pull on the first nibble. He yeld Pull! She did, next Sandra day looked for a new job

LOL. SNORT. Oh Heidi. I'm having trouble keeping up with you. You're great!

Heidi's first job was in a silver shop, she worked there many years because she was very good at buffing and polishing. She was frequently awarded employee of the month because she was so good at rubbing them out.

Sandra's first job here was cleaning Lynn's Rose and handling some guy( I forgot his name but I know it starts with the lettter of one of Lynn's things she does a lot, hmm🙄)

It's Patokl. lol.

Heidi's first job was recruitment for a dangerous religious cult, but now she only practices safe sects.

Sandra work as a secrateary at a big box store promoting winter tires %50 with each rimjobs, lube included

Heidi's first job was anything that came her way, as long as she was paid "under the table"

Sandra's first job as a ringmistress in a circus , life is a circus she is still holding the position!!! WHACK

Sandra's first job was in a small fishing village, I think as the towns ummm service provider. I say that because when ever she worked you could here someone yell, "There she blows."

Smiley, work with her in a diner in that town, menu feature when they were on shift, was all you can eat

Smile's first job was in a bakery and the bakery saved so much money. They didn't add a grain of sugar to anything while Smiles was there because she's so sweet.

Heidi's first job was at a boxing arena. Her supervisor reprimanded her, and she retaliated. Apparently she was fired for hitting below the belt.

On Sandra's first day at her new airport job, she was promoted to the Head of the mile high club

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Smile's first job was in a bakery and the bakery saved so much money. They didn't add a grain of sugar to anything while Smiles was there because she's so sweet.

Aww !!

Well I'm not as good as Heidi and Sandra for guessing their first job . They both are wonderful.

Heidi's first job was as a waitress. She was very good at it, but she couldn't make enough to pay her bills. Apparently, Heidi doesn't take tips.

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Smiley, work with her in a diner in that town, menu feature when they were on shift, was all you can eat

🤗🤗🤗🤗

Her, see food, is fresh

Heidi's first job was at a carpet warehouse. Unfortunately she was fired because she "sucks" at it.

Sandra lost her job at the airport because she was caught guiding a pilot to the wrong landing strip

SNORT! OMG that was great.

Heidi's first job was at the animal shelter, but she was fired because she only took care of the pussies.

Sandra worked in aa upscale fabric store as a floor salesperson until the Major came in with his wife. Spotting them she ran over to commented on his fine choice and told him she liked things it match also. He smiled and said, does your carpet match your drapes. His wife hit him over the head for asking and reported he for showing him.

Heidi's first job was in construction, though it didn't last long. It was not the screwing or nailing she had in mind. :)

Sandra interviewed for Timex since both has the same motto

Heidi's first job was a barista, unfortunately she was fired because she was grinding the wrong beans.

Panhandler

Candystripper

Canadian Mounty

Dee was a radio DJ but was fired for ending every song title with ... In my pants

Dean was a postal carrier until he began telling customers on his route that he was a mail escort.