First Jobs... Guess the person's first job.. Fun or serious guesses, but please be polite..

Sandra first job was a Chinese translator

Smiley's 1st job was makeining dildos, it was hard work

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Smiley's 1st job was makeining dildos, it was hard work

Hahaha

Heidi is a fairy, she heals everyone...

Smiley worked in the post office, waiting for the mail to come

Yes , waiting for Heidi's mail

Heidi worked in a ice factory but her hotness melted ice so....

Smilewithhappiness has a brother called danceswithwolves

Really ? Breaking news haha shhh...

Smiley's first job was making cow pies

Hooker jk 😜 I'm going with being adorable

Vanessa was a soda jerker, until soda was fired but Heidi always stopped in from her jogs for a few laps

Heidi was a moyle’s assistant, she collected the tips

Adam's first job was manacureing toes on the street corner, it went well for nail colletion

Heidi's first job was as a physical therapist until she realized the therapy was for the client and not for her.

Sandra worked for a whistle manufactor until her supervisor seen her putting the wrong kind of pea in them

Heidi's first job was at a mattress warehouse. She quit soon after when she learned that the "fluffer" job was for the pillows.

Sandra would bend over backwards for her first boss, hmm , no wonder she got so many raises

Heidi got fired from the tuba section because she didn't realize that "blow" was just a figure of speech.

Mothman.. it's still his part time job

Vanessa fist job entailed scaring the shit out of people then going back to their door with a discount coupon for, Kleenex

Heidi's first job was at an oil change shop as a lube technician. She was fired shortly thereafter for inappropriate use of lubricants.

Sandra's first job was blowing up Michelin men, it was the start to a career blowing things

Heidi’s first job was a burger joint but she she got fired for drinking all the milkshakes

His first job was a stripper. For a remodeling firm

Heidi's first job was as an evangelist and it worked great because everyone wants to worship her pussy.

Sandra's first job was at a hospital, but she was fired for DEVOURING PEOPLE'S HEARTS!!!

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Sandra's first job was at a hospital, but she was fired for DEVOURING PEOPLE'S HEARTS!!!

I told you to mind your business.

Ensorceled's first job was as a sluth, he loves to stick his nose into all sorts of crevices.

Sadra's first job was wash floors in the glory hole then got promoted to walls

I excel in everything I do. LOL.

Heidi's first job was with a clothing designer. She loves to work with muffs.

I agree she is very good at finding loose male connectors

Sandra's first job was demolishing a bakery 'cos she heard she'd find studmuffins built into the walls ...