Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login

First Jobs... Guess the person's first job.. Fun or serious guesses, but please be polite..

last reply
618 replies
18.9k views
2 watchers
155 likes
Waterfairy
Active Ink Slinger
Jewellery store owner
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
Worked as a lily pad designer for home depot smile
Buster1959
Active Ink Slinger
North Pole customer service operator
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
Hello? No I do not want to get a free credit card, buzz off buster
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
Part time job as Santa's help her smile
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
phone sales for local sex site
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
Driving distractor .... I mean instructor
Guest
Lurker
Quote by heidi
Driving distractor .... I mean instructor


OR fluffer

heidi
Active Ink Slinger
kids hair stylist
Guest
Lurker
Quote by heidi
kids hair stylist


I got fired from that one. They said I was too creepy
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
urine cup holder for people with Parkinson ( and I am funny runt smile
Unknown User
Ski bum... smile
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
finger print pad smile
Guest
Lurker
Made paint brushes with pubic hair collected from waxing salons

laura
Mana wahine
McCafe worker.
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Purveyor of vintage erotica.
dlcalguy
Active Ink Slinger
Performer IN vintage erotica !

Bwaaahhhhahahahaha!
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
Handing out his patented dick stretchers made from paper towel rolls at bath houses
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Quote by dlcalguy
Performer IN vintage erotica !
Bwaaahhhhahahahaha!




....................................................................................................................................
Quote by heidi
Handing out his patented dick stretchers made from paper towel rolls at bath houses


Heidi started her career as a door-to-door demonstrator of Doctor Dorothy's Dynamic Dildos .
Unknown User
Lynn trains dragons of course. The ones she can't, she sends them to me. I keep them in my back yard where they become snow dragons.

They eat a LOT!

heidi
Active Ink Slinger
Sugar's first job was selling dragon manure smile
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Heidi was such an excellent pants salesperson that she even sold the ones she was wearing.....
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
Lynn played bat girl on Broadway smile
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
After an illustrious career at Hooter's, Heidi started a new restaurant chain: Booty's.
.
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
Started a bra line called," Pointed North". Later a line called, "Swingers". smile
Guest
Lurker
Heidi was a fisherman, but discovered that she couldn't live on net income.
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
Rosie worked at the train station smile