Southerner's Medical Dictionary
Artery............................ The study of paintings
Bacteria......................... Back door to cafeteria
Barium........................... What doctors do when patients die
Benign........................... What you be, after you be eight
Cesarean Section...... A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan....................... Searching for Kitty
Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her
Colic..............................A sheep dog
Coma............................ A punctuation mark
Dilate............................ To live long
Enema...........................Not a friend
Fester........................... Quicker than someone else
Fibula........................... A small lie
Impotent.......................Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain................. Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff............... A Doctor's cane
Morbid........................... A higher offer
Nitrates......................... Cheaper than day rates
Node.............................. I knew it
Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted
Pelvis................. .......... Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative............ A letter carrier
Recovery Room.......... Place to do upholstery
Rectum......................... Darn near killed him
Secretion...................... Hiding something
Seizure........................ Roman emperor
Tablet........................... A small table
Terminal Illness.......... Getting sick at the airport
Tumor........................... One plus one more
Urine............................ Opposite of you're out
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Oh man! those are too funny!
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Benign........................... What you be, after you be eight
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Seizure........................ Roman emperor
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Seizure........................ Roman emperor
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Anyone who thinks of medical terms like that would make me incredibly scared to go to the docotrs.
Dare to get poisoned? Then try kissing me...
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Anyone who thinks of medical terms like that would make me incredibly scared to go to the docotrs.
I second that one.