Yes..I think we all go through that phase..
Have you ever had to change a flat tyre?
Yes, many times.
Have you met the President or an equivalent?
Yes. I met Goldie Hawn at a restaurant once. Very nice lady.
Have you ever been to Hollywood?
I haven't.
Have you ever been to the Dead Sea?
Not yet...
HYE seen the northern lights?
Nope
Have you ever- Went to a drive in theater ?
Yes but they've all be closed now *sigh*
Have you ever watched an Eclipse from start to finish?
No.
Have you ever bought plane tickets and then had no money left for your bills and stuff?
Never. .
Have you ever wanted to jump from 5 floor window balcony into swimming pool?
Guilty but decided not to do so
Have you ever drunk cognac in France?
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable."
C'è un fascino per il proibito che lo rende indicibilmente desiderabile.
— Mark Twain
No.
Have you ever drunk sangría in Spain?
No. Don't think it'd be good for a monkey because of diseases you could pass to it.
Have you ever ridden an elephant?
No, I've ridden horses, donkeys and camels, but never an elephant. Have touched monkeys too btw, had them on my shoulders and hand fed some of them too. Was a very nice experience.
Have you ever been within an arm's length of a large stingray?
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Have you ever been worried you would be pregnant after unprotected sex?
For the guys ever worried you knocked a girl up after unprotected sex?
Been there, done that! I was a teenage husband and father. Stupid farm boy did not wear condoms. No regrets, have two wonderful children from that 15 year union.
Ahh thank you. And no I haven't.
Have you ever ridden a camel?
nope
Have you ever been banned from somewhere?
No and don't think I would care to. ( insert your own joke about humping here )
Have you ever attempted to belly dance ?
At home, alone, yeah. Not in front of anyone.
Have you ever done a bungee jump
No but I do wish to try and will you elude?
Have you ever tried doing yoga ?
I've done it a couple of years
Have you ever learned to tapdance?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i Years ago at an Alcohol-Fuelled Karaoke Night. Bananarama's Venus and Kylie's Locomotion.
Have you ever been caught singing your head off at a Red Light?
Guilty of the act, never got caught though.
Have you ever danced in the rain?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i