Have you Ever...

Lucky him. And not right after, but yes, in a way.

HYE had sex through the NY midnight, while at a friend party?

Yes I have.

HYE had sex on a party bus with a bunch of other people?

No, though I wouldn't be opposed. Just never actually been on a party bus.

HYE let someone else shave your pubic hair? (I'm thinking lover, not salon or doctor.)

Yes a few times.

HYE ridden in a fire truck?

No. I’ve sat in a couple at local events but never ridden in one.

HYE been caught talking to a pet in a funny voice?

Many times. My horse, my dog, my pookah...

Have you ever been to Mardi Gras in NOLA?

Yes once

HYE kept a journal or diary?

Used too, not now.

HYE gone to a party/meetup and made out with someone and just left?

Nope. Met people I wouldn't mind making out with but they were usually dates of friends.

HYE been at a major public event (e.g. the Times Square ball drop) for New Year's Eve?

No. I like people but don’t like crowds at events like a NYE ball drop

HYE lost your phone and not had it returned?

Never, thankfully.

HYE kissed a stranger and then just left?

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Never, thankfully.

HYE kissed a stranger and then just left?

Yes

Has your one night stand ever turned into forever

Hmm, not yet.

HYE gone on a tinder date and then married the person?

The last time I went on a tinder date, we were both already married to other people.

HYE watched your spouse cum in real time, on your phone?

Hmm, not really.

HYE led someone to cheat on their spouse?

Yes my cousin wife

HYE cum while watching someone have sex

yes, it was in a foursome.

have you ever been flat out asked to have sex?

Yes, I don’t find it all that unusual.

Are you interested in extramarital activities?

Yes

HYE had an extramarital affair?

Yes

HYE had someone fart in your face while having a 69

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Yes

HYE had someone fart in your face while having a 69

No

HYE seen the Christmas tree in Rockefeller Center?

Yes, years ago

HYE played a risque drinking game?

Yes

HYE played spin the bottle

Yes

HYE played strip poker.

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Yes

HYE played strip poker.

Yes

Have u played strip poker and won?

Yes but I didn’t know winning was the objective.

HYE had a drunken weekend that included sex with swapped spouses?

Yes if a lifestyle party counts were we swapped spouses into separate bedrooms.

HYE read text on significant others phone that turned you on to the point of masturbating?

🤣 Not laughing at the question, laughing at the idea of my spouse texting. She won't even turn her phone on unless she anticipates needing to make calls on it. Drives her nuts that our son and I prefer texting each other to calling.

So the answer is no. Though finding she was sexting somebody would probably get me hard.

HYE given up on partner sex and decided your own hand/toy was enough?

Glad to make you laugh.

I've not given up on sex but my wife has. She perfers to use her toys over me.

HYE been caught using your spouses toys?

She doesn't have any (that I know of) but it would depend on what she had if she did.

HYE bought your partner a sex toy with mutual benefit in mind?