Have you Ever...

They got themselves fired, but I fired them.

Have you ever put together something from IKEA?

I’ve tried.

Have you ever bought groceries online instead going and picking them out yourself?

Yes and I love it.

HYE set a friend up on a blind date and it backfired horribly?

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Good grief, lots - I think most of the ladies I work with wouldn't dream of it.

Have you ever met a man who wouldn't go down on his lady?

Yes my Uncle. I asked his now ex wife if she liked being eaten and she loved it. We used to have tons of oral sex and fucked like rabbits. She had a rampant sex drive so she finally was caught by my Uncle and that ended the marriage. We continued for a while but eventually she moved away. A curious twist to the story is that a number of years later I had sex with her daughter who was even better than her Mother.

I’ve never set up a friend on a blind date period. Not my thing.

HYE pulled an outrageous prank on anyone?

No.

HYE set up a date for someone that resulted them in getting married?

No, not exactly....two people met through me and later married. Unfortunately, she was married to someone else st the time! 🙄

Have you ever done a pilgrimage?

Pilgrimage for food, yes!

Religious, no.

HYE been surprised that someone you trusted broke your trust?

Definitely.

Have you ever been to a big professional sports event?

Couple of them, yes.

HYE knowingly flirted with a friend's SO?

No. Been interested in a friend's SO? Sure. But I'm not a good flirter and we were usually all together so I would have been noticed.

HYE taken a vacation with one partner and ended up meeting someone else on the trip?

Yeah, but it was just a distraction my partner encouraged me to do.

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?

Not since I was a kid.

HYE watched someone else doing something and envied their life?