Have you Ever...

They got themselves fired, but I fired them.

Have you ever put together something from IKEA?

I’ve tried.

Have you ever bought groceries online instead going and picking them out yourself?

Yes and I love it.

HYE set a friend up on a blind date and it backfired horribly?

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Good grief, lots - I think most of the ladies I work with wouldn't dream of it.

Have you ever met a man who wouldn't go down on his lady?

Yes my Uncle. I asked his now ex wife if she liked being eaten and she loved it. We used to have tons of oral sex and fucked like rabbits. She had a rampant sex drive so she finally was caught by my Uncle and that ended the marriage. We continued for a while but eventually she moved away. A curious twist to the story is that a number of years later I had sex with her daughter who was even better than her Mother.

I’ve never set up a friend on a blind date period. Not my thing.

HYE pulled an outrageous prank on anyone?

No.

HYE set up a date for someone that resulted them in getting married?

No, not exactly....two people met through me and later married. Unfortunately, she was married to someone else st the time! 🙄

Have you ever done a pilgrimage?

Pilgrimage for food, yes!

Religious, no.

HYE been surprised that someone you trusted broke your trust?

Definitely.

Have you ever been to a big professional sports event?

Couple of them, yes.

HYE knowingly flirted with a friend's SO?

No. Been interested in a friend's SO? Sure. But I'm not a good flirter and we were usually all together so I would have been noticed.

HYE taken a vacation with one partner and ended up meeting someone else on the trip?

Yeah, but it was just a distraction my partner encouraged me to do.

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?

Not since I was a kid.

HYE watched someone else doing something and envied their life?

Kinda, sorta.

HYE made plans and hoped that no one would turn up?

Yes.

HYE called someone the wrong name on a date?

Nope. That's my lack of experience again.

HYE called a wrong number and met someone interesting?

Who calls anyone anymore? Nope..

HYE picked up someone else's date?

No.

Have you ever made your own guacamole?

Yes and salsa.

HYE made a whole meal for someone who didnt compliment you on your work?

Yeah, I cook for a bunch at Thanksgiving and Christmas, so I don't expect everyone to heap praise on my cooking.

Have you ever 'laid rubber'?

Dont think so.

Ever got to second base with someone and then just said nope?