Have you Ever...

Yes

HYE stood someone up?

Not intentionally.

HYE met up with someone new specifically for sex but you or they called it off at the first meeting?

Yes, he lied to me.

HYE said I love you and not ment it at all?

No. I try to be really careful about saying that. If I say it, I mean it. Many lovers sexually over the years, but believe I can still count on one hand how many have heard me say that to them in my lifetime.

HYE had sex with someone you didn't like just because you were super horny and they were available?

No...always found someone i liked, lol.

HYE had someone's partner, ask you to be with their partner?

Just to explain...like a wife asking you to be with their hubby

I’ve been the birthday gift 💝 several wives and gf’s have given their guys.

HYE stolen a candy bar from a store?

Yes. My older cousin was a bad influence. Would take me into convenience store wearing a backpack when we were kids and have me stuff candy into the backpack. Not just bars. Entire bags. He was incorrigible! I wasn't. Once my parents caught me stealing quarters from them to play video games. After THAT punishment I was cured from EVER stealing again!

HYE been in jail?

Never.

Have you ever hugged a wild cat?

No, I'm allergic to cats.

Have you ever cried alone in your car?

I have. More than once. I think maybe that's a nearly universal human experience. I bet before cars folks would cry alone on top of their horses.

Have you ever had a dream that haunted you for days?

I have some that haunt me still, more the memory of them happening than the details, though. Something rushing into the room suddenly to attack me. My spider dreams, that always end with me freaking out over blundering into a web or similar. On a more positive note, there's my lingering gay wet dreams that were an early indicator of my bisexuality.

HYE encountered potentially dangerous wildlife up close and personal?

No.

HYE willfully courted someone and then ghosted them?

NO, but it's happened to me and it sucks donkey dick

HYE deliberately led someone one just to screw with them?

No.

Have you ever gone to a fruit farm to pick fruit yourself?

Yes.

HYE shopped lots at the farmer's markets?