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Have you heard about the Viagra they have invented for women?
Flutterby Pharie
Ha ha!! Soooo funny!! NOT! LOL
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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Thats HARD!
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LMAO @ Chef!! 
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Quote by Lil_BirdieWhy Lil Birdie? So you can buy some running shoes to run away from the bad old putty cat!
LMAO @ Chef!!
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Quote by PixiePixie the day they were giving out your funny side you must have been having a blonde moment!
Ha ha!! Soooo funny!! NOT! LOL
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Hey Stuart...Contact me if you have something significant to say.0PvJrZUWKXP3M41O
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Better gimme the house and everything you own, a harem with guys in my taste and you not around for miles.
That might just keep me going a whole night or two.
That might just keep me going a whole night or two.
Flutterby Pharie
Quote by stuart1975Quote by PixiePixie the day they were giving out your funny side you must have been having a blonde moment!
Ha ha!! Soooo funny!! NOT! LOL
Ya see what Birdie said there??? Double for me mister! LOL
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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*grabs the popcorn and settles back to enjoy the show*
LOL
LOL "I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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Ladies I wan to seroiuosly apologize to each and everyone of you. I Now realize that this joke was in bad taste. It was not my intention to insult you in anyway, but it seams that I Have, and for that i am truley sorry. I hope one day you can forgive me for this. Again I am truley sorry.
Flutterby Pharie
No biggie!!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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Okay, we wont punish you....this time...
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Can't we punish him just a little bit Birdie.... it is such fun. LOL
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Well, okay...maybe just a little...
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SWEET!!
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Quote by SusanPlease do punish me ladies i desereve it! And i like like it!
SWEET!!
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Quote by stuart1975
Ladies I wan to seroiuosly apologize to each and everyone of you. I Now realize that this joke was in bad taste. It was not my intention to insult you in anyway, but it seams that I Have, and for that i am truley sorry. I hope one day you can forgive me for this. Again I am truley sorry.
Never say sorry to a woman, they see it as a sign of weakness to be exploited endlessly.
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Never say sorry to a woman, they see it as a sign of weakness to be exploited endlessly.
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If i knew all it took to get dog piled by the ladies of lush was to drop a small insult I would have started a year ago 
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Dont push your luck, Onion. LOL
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Quote by mrplowQuote by stuart1975
Ladies I wan to seroiuosly apologize to each and everyone of you. I Now realize that this joke was in bad taste. It was not my intention to insult you in anyway, but it seams that I Have, and for that i am truley sorry. I hope one day you can forgive me for this. Again I am truley sorry.
Never say sorry to a woman, they see it as a sign of weakness to be exploited endlessly.
Oh Plow.....do we need to have that talk again?....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."