About Catnip


Welcome to my profile

I'm Catnip, a woman with a fantastic smile and a great mind to match it.
Right now I live in a wonderful daze of happiness. I'm high on life and there are few things if any that would be able to bring me down.

I hope to smudge some happiness off on others as I pass or meet them.


(If you need help with anything regarding Chat feel free to drop me a line and I'll answer as soon as possible.)

Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Local Time:
22 Jun 2018 23:09
Playing the guitar, knitting and crafting Papier maché.
Favorite Books:
Paul Guimard Life as it is Vladimir Nabokov Lolita
Favorite Authors:
Roald Dahl, Jenny Diski
Favorite Movies:
Young poisoners handbook. From hell. Pirates(good movie). Pirates(good porn movie). Layer Cake
Favorite Music:
A little bit of everything and traditional music.


Date Joined:
30 Mar 2009
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Days in Chat:
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Topic: Site Outage
Posted: 06 Sep 2013 07:12

Thanks Gav for letting us know. I've had some Mails about this.

(Miss Ya!)

Topic: Chat Room - Tips and Tricks!
Posted: 16 May 2013 03:08

#9. LEARN AND PRACTICE GOOD NETIQUETTE. (Look it up if you don't know what that means).

This is a great point that you can read up on >>>here<<<

Thanks yourmisterdark for the tips!

Topic: Chat Room - Tips and Tricks!
Posted: 09 May 2013 12:29

would be cool if there was an update on some of the chat functions...

Ta - da! Updated.

Topic: Chat Room - Tips and Tricks!
Posted: 09 May 2013 11:20

Oh dear, you're right it sure has been some time since that one picture was up to date.

You have to have someone's name marked to do this.
<instert your action text here> (do not use any ,.^'!" )


Catnip serenades Nicola

Here's a list of the actions:
List of current actions:

{User} Passionately kisses {Target User} on the mouth
{User} Blows a kiss to {Target User}
{User} Raises glass and proposes a toast to {Target User}
{User} Offers some candy to {Target User}
{User} Hugs {Target User}
{User} Motions {Target User} to come closer
{User} Waves hello to {Target User}
{User} Caresses {Target User} warmly
{User} Nudges {Target User}
{User} Slides next to {Target User} to get cozier
{User} Frowns at {Target User}
{User} Smiles warmly at {Target User}
{User} Propositions {Target User} openly
{User} Winks at {Target User} seductively
{User} Innocently inquires about {Target User}
{User} Agrees with {Target User} wholeheartedly
{User} Ignores {Target User} completely
{User} Slips under the covers with {Target User}
{User} Cuddles up with {Target User}
{User} Steals a kiss from {Target User}
{User} Sneers at {Target User}
{User} Lovingly lubes up {Target User}
{User} Fingerpaints on {Target User}
{User} Bends over in front of {Target User}
{User} Narrows eyes at {Target User}
{User} Flips {Target User} over
{User} Asks {Target User} a question:
{User} Snaps fingers at {Target User}
{User} Tickles {Target User}
{User} Bitch slaps {Target User} upside the head
{User} Lifts bra and flashes {Target User}
{User} Pinches {Target User} on the butt
{User} Pours a drink for {Target User}
{User} Lights a cigarette for {Target User}
{User} Peeks under {Target User}
{User} Offers their lollipop to {Target User}
{User} Slaps {Target User} on the ass
{User} Waves goodbye to {Target User}

Topic: Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted: 01 May 2013 10:37

You ain't going nowhere.

Topic: Our Android APP is now on AMAZON - please show some love!
Posted: 27 Apr 2013 06:05

I'd have left a comment and all, but Amazon app store ain't friends with Sweden, yet.
However I got the app already, it's perfect for reading on the bus.

Topic: Dear Agony Aunt
Posted: 25 Feb 2013 07:42

Does it occur when you're reading stories at lush? *giggles*

Topic: Chat room problems
Posted: 20 Feb 2013 22:02

Usually it's just to type your message in the text box and press enter or the send button.

Is your problem that it's not sending when you press enter or the send button? Or is there another problem?

Topic: New Features!
Posted: 24 Jan 2013 10:17

Thanks to our wonderful monkey in shiny white armour, and Jerseylynn for the great thinking, we now have a function to show the chat moderators online.
I tested it today and it works great!


Pressing the name of the moderator, that show up in the chat room, will open up a new tab with a pm. Just fill out your issue, don't forget to take a screenshot if there's something breaking the site guidelines.


Also, Gold membership will let you past the 25 person/room limit.

Happy Lushing!

Topic: Chat Room - Tips and Tricks!
Posted: 24 Jan 2013 10:00

i need help. i am on chat and i get a message so i press on the black box that is in the top of the screen . i lose the chat page so after i finish i have to login into the room, it makes me look like im jumping all over the place the same when i want to look at a profile that is chatting me. is this normal or am i doing it wrong.i want to stay on the page as i am communicating .. any tips

You can right click the name in the black box and pick "open in new tab" to not go directly to their profile.

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Stories Published By Catnip All Stories »

Stormwind Harbour Morning Ballad (Intro)

The breeze carried your scent to my soul. Opened up my heart to love and feelings untold. Your eyes glimmered  heating me up, more than any summer sun Please tell me, when you think back on that moment, the love you felt then isn't completely gone. ...

Added 11 Jun 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 1,264 | 8 Comments

You were more than just a...

I tend to sit and dream a lot with my eyes caught in the blue I usually loose myself in thoughts concerning you How you gently pushed inside to the mattress sounds we rocked for a short moment in my life the time seemed to have stopped We fell asleep and when I woke your body pressed close to mine I wish I could have stayed like that but we were running out of time A day without any words...

Added 19 May 2009 | Category Love Poems | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 2,767 | 15 Comments

Thinking back: A true story.

The trip cost me money, it was one of those impulse trips. Decided late evening, put to reality early morning. For some reason it seemed like the last minute tickets were taken out of the system back in those days, I didn't get away cheap. As I sat on the train I wondered if this was really the right thing to do. Visit a stranger for one thing only; Lust. To visit him even though...

Added 07 Jun 2009 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 41 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 12,980 | 22 Comments

The virtual love -Frustration-

Virtual lips against my skin trying to press the right keys to not get turned off as I deliver my reaction to your action Nails feeling the friction of your virtual skin body reacting, responding to every virtual  movement inside my emptiness Pulsating, trembling, shuddering, panting -vibrating- "I'm sorry mum, can I call you later?" Pulsating, tremb...GAH!!! /!"#¤!%/#! &/&%¤#)=#....

Added 01 Apr 2009 | Category Love Poems | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.14 | Views 2,974 | 7 Comments

The fly

I'd be that fly on the wall, that tiny little fly that sits and waits for you to do those naughty things. I'd be that fly on your wall, watching you perving for you, just looking at you as you undress I'd be that fly on the wall -for you, walking across the monitor over the text you should read to get heated, walk over the spots of your body that I want you to touch make you get...

Added 10 Aug 2009 | Category Love Poems | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.63 | Views 2,121 | 6 Comments

Just for you

Transforming into air I want to fill your lungs with everything I am as If I wasn't even there. And I'd inspire you to write with the stroke of my breeze against your cheek Transforming into water I want to be in your shower and be the main ingredient of your morning tea And I'd soothe you when you're down playing serenades on your windows and tin roof Transforming into earth I want to...

Added 07 Jul 2009 | Category Love Poems | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 2,663 | 6 Comments

Going by train

The train stopped by an old station, the train hadn’t stopped there for years.  Jane looked up from her notebook, thinking  ”that’s odd”. She looked back down at her notebook, grinning at the drawing.  A voice started talking through the speakers. "Due to an accident that occurred further down the track we will be standing still at this station for at least another 45 minutes.  Feel free to...

Added 30 Mar 2009 | Category Anal | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.69 | Views 17,520 | 22 Comments

Audio Story Don't blink

Don't blink. I want to touch you as if time had stopped. Don't breathe or move. Don't scream. It might hurt you when the whip clatch. Don't sigh nor moan. The feeling is said to be caught in slow motion I could never tell. It felt like we rushed through our emotions Straight to heaven while searching...

Added 08 Jun 2009 | Category Love Poems | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 3,861 | 9 Comments

Discreet. (Stranger on a train)

                                                         We had settled the deal earlier this week. He ordered the train tickets and sent mine to me. The purpose of it all was to have some fun and for me to earn a little bit of extra money; being a student, every bit helped. We had talked online for about two months and he didn't seem to be a creep, though he was twice my age, maybe more....

Added 05 Nov 2009 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 46 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 51,937 | 25 Comments

Audio Story Charcoal

"I'll show you." she said. Her voice touching the bare walls of the room. "I'll touch you." she whispered. Breathing out another promise as her first words shattered into the empty spaces. The cold floor against my feet. Warmth spread out through the empty room, up the cracks of the ceiling and joined me as she put a finger to her lips. "Shhh!" she commanded. I was all still, watching...

Added 09 Apr 2009 | Category Love Poems | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.56 | Views 6,405 | 14 Comments

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