Hmm, in the words of Eve Ensler in her award winning production of The Vagina Monologues, here are a few of my favs;
Sugar Dish
Secret Garden
Pussycat
Mimi in Miami
Split Knish
Coochi Snorcher
Cooter
Nappy Dugout
MushMellow
Fannyboo
And don't forget Cooka as affectionately nicknamed by the trailer trash tramps on Jersey Shore!
Words I've heard it be called:
irish fortune
house under the hill
juice box
lady jane
happy valley
harbor of hope
hedgehog
gulley hole
eel-skinner
fur burger
love sponge
lower lips
mount pleasant
nature's tufted treasure
snake charmer
snappin clam
wet cave of lust
just to name a few...
pussy
va jay jay
cunt
flower
vadge
garage
the holy grail
the lock to your key
happy place!
I was doing good counting but lost it at around 50 when I hit "Axe Wound".
And will now have to try and remember what I was going to add. Next time I'll write it down.
Back to the beginning.
Thankfully, there are over 9,000 alternative words out there – some awesome, some disgusting and some downright hilarious. Can't seem to choose one right now.
steaming hot love pudding :P
My cousin calls it her "twinkler".
I'll go with "clunge".