Liar! you are smokin' !
I have never driven a Porsche
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I have never ate grown a beard.
Cheeky Chick
I have never had pickled eggs.
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I have never heard a Brit accent I didn't like!!!! \,,/
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what have you used the vac for?
I have never used a vac to get off
I have never used a vac to get off
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Never used a vacuum to clean my keyboard either, laptop sounds like a bad idea, but main computer's key board might be fine (laptop would probably lose all its keys and I'd get to search for them in a pile of dust and dirt, gee that sounds fun!)
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Quote by AngelEyes1975
I have never rode a Moose, or kissed a Polar bear.
I have never been at a loss for words until now!
Rick
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lied
Cheeky Chick
I have never flown.
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I never had sex in an elevator.
My newest story: Monica's Birthday turns into an unexpected orgy
Lessons from a Naugthy Nurse: Scott learns all about oral sex from his nurse
Lessons from a Naugthy Nurse: Scott learns all about oral sex from his nurse
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I have never had a nurse that looked like that
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Quote by MORPHUS99
I have never robbed a grave and tried to make a human being
That's not what I heard....
I have never helped M99 rob a grave and try to make a human being.
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I have never been naughty
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Quote by Poppet
That's not what I heard....
I have never helped M99 rob a grave and try to make a human being.
I have never robbed the somewhat grave M99 but I did try to "make" a girl once..I think her name was Muppet or Moppet or something...
Someone naughty beat me to it....
I have never painted a woman....but it is now on my bucket list (lovely av nawty)