That cant be true .. everyone has flatulence at times.
Believed ladies who say they don't fart.
been so drunk, that i did something that i didn't want to do
I have never drank any alcohol
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
Never? I was going to get you drunk and have my wicked way with you. Curses, foiled again. Now for Plan B, if I can think of one.
I have never eaten black pudding.
Black pudding is LUSH. Not the pre-packaged crap from a supermarket. Proper, handmade black pud from a pig farm. YUM!!!
I have never played "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" on the Alpenhorn.
I have never gone sky diving.
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
rode a unicycle naked on a ice road leading to canada
Eaten any sushi in my life
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
had a pet (i.e. cat, dog....)
Oooooo......volunteering?
I always get paid. Never volunteer for anything ;)
I have never......paid for pussy
I never stay with absolutes
Asolutely. Who needs absolution?
I think if you want a cat you'd have to pay. Unless you adopt one from an animal shelter.
Won a fortune in a casino.
won at strip poker....or lost lol
Had an affair with T.S Eliot.
understood how one could be in love with another on a social media site, without actually meeting the person.
I never ate sea food...will never eat them! They look yuck
