I have never made a bad pie... ;)
I have never met Rumpelstiltskin
I have never visited Venice
I have never worn a Peter Pan costume to get sexual favours
I have never been sky diving
I have never owned a boat...
hope you are all sitting down for this one - I have never drunk coffee
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
I have never eaten Brussel sprouts (nor will I)
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
I have never poured chocolate on my body but there is a first time for everything
Hands LB the warm, heavenly, delectable, luscious, lickable, mouth watering melted chocolate and waits ...........
I have never holidayed in a caravan
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
I have never done anything naughty, mostly.
I have never gone to a nude beach
I have never had a satisfying blowjob
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i And neither have I come to think of it
I've never travelled in a space shuttle.
I have never traveled to another country.
I have never regretted becoming a member here
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i Since it got such a response earlier, I have never had a cup of coffee
I have never allowed anyone to dry out. Would you settle for senseo?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i I have never been skiing....xo
I have never jumped out of a plane
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i I've never had sex outside of a house