I have never

6 Jan 2016

I have never eaten oyster stew.

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

6 Jan 2016

I have never been overseas. A Landlubber!

6 Jan 2016

I've never had sex in a body of water - pool, ocean, hot tub.

6 Jan 2016

I have never been on a train or airplane.

6 Jan 2016

I have never been on an ocean liner / Cruise ship

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

6 Jan 2016

I have never seen more of the US than the runway and the transfer hall of the airport in Bangor, Maine.

A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i

6 Jan 2016

I have never traveled to Mexico.

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

6 Jan 2016

I have never watched the Kardashians

7 Jan 2016

I have never parasailed

7 Jan 2016

I have never watched a baseball game.

7 Jan 2016

Had someone on Lush call me childish....wait...nevermind...

7 Jan 2016

I have never admired a woman's bottom as much as I admire yours Adi smile

Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have

7 Jan 2016

I have never worn nylons

9 Jan 2016

I have never seen ACDC live but I want to.

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

9 Jan 2016

I have never ran a marathon...

9 Jan 2016

I've never had the stamina to even watch the marathon (the marathon being the London Marathon)

9 Jan 2016

I have never been to London

Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have

9 Jan 2016

I have never sat on a man's face. Embarassed

9 Jan 2016

I have never surfed

9 Jan 2016

Quote by Barbielicious
I have never sat on a man's face.

That's just criminal...

I have never cared too much for stupid people. In fact, they really wind me up

9 Jan 2016

Quote by TheAngryishLover

That's just criminal...

I have never cared too much for stupid people. In fact, they really wind me up

For oral sex? I'm talking about oral sex. book

9 Jan 2016

I have never sky dived.

Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have

9 Jan 2016

I have never had sex with anyone older than me, after my first time. She probably was older.

A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i

9 Jan 2016

Quote by patokl
I have never had sex with anyone older than me

I'm the opposite, I've never had sex with anyone younger than me!

9 Jan 2016

I have never eaten an oyster

10 Jan 2016

I have never done drugs of any kind..

10 Jan 2016

I have never visited a strip club. flower

I'd be curious as to how horny the guys were though.

10 Jan 2016

Quote by Barbielicious
I have never visited a strip club.

I'd be curious as to how horny the guys were though.

Not that horny...if you think it's a place where a bench of men sit around with erections, then they really don't!

I have never watched Lord of the Rings (or Harry Potter, OR Star Wars....some people can't get their head around that)

10 Jan 2016

Quote by TheAngryishLover

Not that horny...if you think it's a place where a bench of men sit around with erections, then they really don't!

I have never watched Lord of the Rings (or Harry Potter, OR Star Wars....some people can't get their head around that)

Unless you've visited every strip club and took surveys of all of the male patrons, how would you know? kekekegay

I have never met anyone offline. (Here or anywhere else)

10 Jan 2016

Quote by Barbielicious

Unless you've visited every strip club and took surveys of all of the male patrons, how would you know?

I have never met anyone offline. (Here or anywhere else)

I've visited a fair few (not for several years now, mind, but I don't think much has changed!), and that's just not the type of atmosphere that you get!
By all means go and find out for yourself! I know a number of girls who have also been interested in going to strip clubs and then do, but they always come out with the same thought that it wasn't what they thought it would be!

And I hope you mean you've never met anyone offline that you met online, others.....wow, I have a lot of sympathy for you!

I have never had a one night stand