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I have never been to California
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I have never owned a cat.



No one has ever owned a cat....dogs have owners; cats have staff

I have never had dental caries....or chlamydia.
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No one has ever owned a cat....dogs have owners; cats have staff





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I have never had dental caries....or chlamydia.


My understanding that kissing may help prevent cavities by increasing saliva flow.

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I've never been to Andorra.
I have never been to San Francisco even when I lived in California
I have never been to Canada
On occasion, I drink Absinthe.
I have never tasted absinthe
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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On occasion, I drink Absinthe.



"on occasion"... how interesting that this appears in an I HAVE NEVER blog, but then it has been noted that, "Absinthe makes you crazy and criminal, provokes epilepsy and tuberculosis, and has killed thousands of French people. It makes a ferocious beast of man, a martyr of woman, and a degenerate of the infant, it disorganizes and ruins the family and menaces the future of the country." Barnaby, Conrad III (1988). Absinthe History in a Bottle. Chronicle Books. p. 116.

I, too, on occasion, drink Absinthe.....and I HAVE NEVER had malaria.
I have never had sex inside of marriage
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I have never had sex inside of marriage


I have never read this sentence before today.
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I have never read this sentence before today.


I have a.....habit of making things up and passing it off as a common well known thing
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I have a.....habit of making things up and passing it off as a common well known thing


I have never made anything up. Ever!
I have never enjoyed the charms of an oriental woman.
I have never been bungee jumping.
I have never been to Antarctica (but really want to go).
I have never been to Cuba. I have never wanted to go to Cuba.
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I have never squirted! Lmaooo

It sounds gross! Lmaooo



It doesn't sound gross..... it sounds sweetly grossed lmao.... omg
I have never been to New York
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
I've never had surgery
I have never had any kind of group sex, not even a threesome
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
I have never Watched American Idol
I have never gone skiing.
I have never been to the Pacific Northwest.

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I have never liked eating corn bread, corn muffins, and corn tortillias
I have never been on a cruise
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
I have never left Europe.
I have never been in a helicopter.