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I know i've been a lush stories member too long when.................

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Every person I meet I try to look up their profile
You can't have sex without narrating the encounter ... and then have to repeat it multiple times for editing.
lush crashes and i start wondering, what the hell i do now?
Quote by kiera
You do this lol

GOLD MEMBERSHIP UP FOR GRABS...COME ON LADIES WE CANT LET PONGO AND THE MEN WIN...GO POST

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst39040_The-ladies-against-the-gentlemen.aspx


When you respond to above with

COME ON LADIES...FREE GOLD MEMBERSHIP...BEING A GOLD MEMBER GETS YOU A 20% DISCOUNT AT THE LUSH STORE...NICOLA ANNOUNCED IT THE OTHER DAY SO GO ON LADIES GET POSTING.



The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
when i delete and recreate my account out of boredom
the forum game "the ladies against the gentlemen" has become my passion.
Quote by kiera


you mean obsession Tara lol


True, my mind is a little muddled due to the game.
I have 300,000 page views.

Ok, I'll stop mentioning it now.

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx

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I have 300,000 page views.

Ok, I'll stop mentioning it now.



They were all me beautiful Annie - I dream of you
naughtyannie wrote:
I have 300,000 page views.

Ok, I'll stop mentioning it now.


I'm responsible for 299,000 of those views .....gorgeous !
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
.....when, other sites throw me out for posting nothing but Lush style comments. (Really, Tesco were furious)
When I make bets with myself that I know what some people will post.
I'm losing a fortune...
I answered the phone the other day. Instead of hello, I asked the caller "Kiss, fuck or pass?"
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I answered the phone the other day. Instead of hello, I asked the caller "Kiss, fuck or pass?"





And without thinking, I just said pass. Damn.
When you post in the what did you have for breakfast, lunch and dinner threads. Get a life John.
John...
...I was down in the dusty, cobweb infested dungeons below the forums the other day...I happened to brush the dust of ages from an old daguerrotype.
It showed a tiny wee skunk in school cap and knee britches...

Maybe you have been here too long.
I walk into a party unfashionably late and announce that as I am the last one, i am the sexiest!
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.....WHEW!!!
Sorry I'm late...has the party started?

hehehe ;)
my kk

this may be a dead giveaway





When you put aside meals because you want to catch someone online and chat!
where you love to chat with your best friend on this site
I wanted to share this since I fell about laughing .. I placed an order for two items last week for home delivery and one was delivered at the weekend and one is thus outstanding. I quite often make a note of these things (its an age thing) and on a post-it note just now I wrote .. polo shirt received shoes still to cum.

lol .. true!