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Quote by kiera
When i count how many sexy pics others put on friends walls cause I have nothing better to do




I apologise, I at first thought your post was sarcastic because it's been such a long time since you hadn't been, so I was a smartass in return in my reply. Then I thought maybe you had a moment of clarity and weren't being sarcastic so I changed my post smile Sorry bout that. But now.... I see you are most definitely doing the sarcastic thing... Don't have to count them, they are everywhere i go. :)
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I apologise, I at first thought your post was sarcastic because it's been such a long time since you hadn't been, so I was a smartass in return in my reply. Then I thought maybe you had a moment of clarity and weren't being sarcastic so I changed my post smile Sorry bout that. But now.... I see you are most definitely doing the sarcastic thing... Don't have to count them, they are everywhere i go. :)


I was trying to be nice hence my post I thought your post was funny it made me laugh, as did others in this thread hence why I quoted you I will not do so again. My apologies if you thought otherwise which you clearly did hence your post back to me which as you said you then edited.

Have a good day T and take care If you have anything further to say to me may I suggest a PM as im sure Ajax doesn't want trouble in his forum because its a good one and we are all having fun with it.

Many thanks.

Kiera xo

When you stay on your phone all day lushing when you should be working
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Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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not sure about everyone but kk starts acting a little strange


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Jeez Kiera you too, gotta put this phone down,

When you start arranging your life around time zones
Kiera
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not sure about everyone but kk starts acting a little strange




Morning babes

@ Bobbie says the girl lushing from her phone at work

Edit When you suddenly realise your staving because you haven't eaten for over a week.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Morning babes

@ Bobbie says the girl lushing from her phone at work


The Devil made me do it
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Quote by kiera


I was trying to be nice hence my post I thought your post was funny it made me laugh, as did others in this thread hence why I quoted you I will not do so again. My apologies if you thought otherwise which you clearly did hence your post back to me which as you said you then edited.

Have a good day T and take care If you have anything further to say to me may I suggest a PM as im sure Ajax doesn't want trouble in his forum because its a good one and we are all having fun with it.

Many thanks.

Kiera xo

When you stay on your phone all day lushing when you should be working




Kiera, when I realised you weren't being mean, I tried to send you a PM to explain it to so if you didn't get it, would you please check if you have me blocked, which I'm sure you have.
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Nothing to see here people..... Move along....
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You know the major cities both US and Internationally and there time zones
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when i type TPBM in a google search


Anyone wanna guess what I did after reading that?

For me it is when I my phone auto corrects anything I send in German to words like fuck, pussy, clit and cum.
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When you wonder why rl is drama free
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When I just shrug and move on without comment at some of the unbelievable ****tards on here.
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You loiter around for over an hour just hoping that you catch on of your favorites to chat... Or maybe more



Done that more than once too!
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When you're typing on your phone and you type in Funk and auto correct changes it to "duck tat", which is what you usually get if you type in 'fuck'.
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When you start using auto-correct words while you're talking to someone. Like 'onviously', 'prefext', Exactlery etc...
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When real life starts annoying me because it interrupts my fuck, suck, slipping in, pass, fuck again, passing a beer, back for some more fucking, pass yet again, and crawling to the next bed to fuck and suck some more posts!
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When i mimick lush emoticons in real life social situations.
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Quote by kiera


I was trying to be nice hence my post I thought your post was funny it made me laugh, as did others in this thread hence why I quoted you I will not do so again. My apologies if you thought otherwise which you clearly did hence your post back to me which as you said you then edited.

Have a good day T and take care If you have anything further to say to me may I suggest a PM as im sure Ajax doesn't want trouble in his forum because its a good one and we are all having fun with it.

Many thanks.

Kiera xo

When you stay on your phone all day lushing when you should be working




Doesn't matter what i want . Lush history indicates it's bound to happen at some point.

When my hand feels fatigued
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when someone at work pisses me off and i hop on lush to report them.
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someone has to send you an email to remind you to eat
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You get home from holiday, and checking emails, voicemails and whether or not the cat is still alive take a backseat to the first thing you do: logging in to Lush to see what you missed.

It's good to be home.
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And yes the wireless works in the garden.
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