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I know i've been a lush stories member too long when.................

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bria_xo
Saucy Little Minx ♥️
When I signed on to my work laptop and used my Lush username
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
when all of the profiles start to read the same and you realize you haven't stumbled on a group of frisky triplets but one rather delusional person?

Say. Her. Name.
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Quote by honeydipped
when all of the profiles start to read the same and you realize you haven't stumbled on a group of frisky triplets but one rather delusional person?



Hahaha not exactly clever is she/he ?


You know you've been here too long when nothing surprises you anymore
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You know youve been here too long when you can read posts you made on the first page of a topic...
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I see the same users remake accounts and they get upset when I make it obvious.


Or when users take a break and use lush under a new account and return w/ some broken bone.
etairay
Active Ink Slinger
I know I've been a Lush Stories member too long when I am amused, entertained and cannot stop laughing ??? ..nothing surprises me ..why am I not surprised.

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
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Oh you know you've been a member too long when you no longer care if your posts seem weird/silly more than “sexy” and mysterious ?
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All I can do is laugh at them openly.
etairay
Active Ink Slinger
I know I've been a Lush Stories member too long when I discover there is a new badge ??? You learn something new everyday.

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
Denim_Daisy10
Southern Barefoot Angel
I log in before anything else first thing in the morning ..
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You know you’ve been here too long when all the originals no longer post
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
You know you have been here to long when this thread sounds like someone is referring to YOU smile
LikeToWrite
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Meagananne1986
You send your work proposal to the moderators for approval


Ha Ha. Yes, Meagananne, I would say that would be a good indication you have been here to long. Now I have to ask you, did the moderator approve your proposal?


I've been here to long when my clock tells me it is long past my bedtime and I still haven't had any supper yet.
If you're feeling bored during this Covid-19 epidemic I’d like to suggest
you take a peek at a story I collaborated with SueBrasil, a brilliant author.
It's about a mistake in judgment a lady makes concerning a friend, based
on the hurtful words of someone that only thinks of himself. Will that
conniving person succeed in ruining a beautiful friendship, or will she see
through his lies? It's gradually creeping up towards the 30,000 mark
and we’d love any votes or hearing whatever comments you may wish
to make. It is listed in my profile under ‘FAVOURITES’ as Apologize.

www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/apologize.aspx
etairay
Active Ink Slinger

I know when I've been a Lush Stories member too long when the previous post was one year ago

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇