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I will never watch CSI Miami reruns again
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Repeat what is told to me in confidence.
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Give up getting my pedicures.
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forget whats important.
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Throw my knickers at Tom Jones.

(anyone have a couple of bricks handy.....?)
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Do an impersonation of Tom Jones again
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Mum says you owe her a new corset and a packet of Licorice Allsorts after the debacle that cut short your gig at the Pant Y Girdl Miners Institute in January of '79.
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She can have the original back , I still have it and only worn it a couple of times, (strickly for fancy dress purposes I might add) .As for the licorice allsorts I'm afraid after they nearly put my eye out...I ate them smile
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...go back to high school. God, the drama...
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Quote by amira
...go back to high school. God, the drama...


...welcome to the Lush forums Amira.
Leigh65
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wear a miniskirt again
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I will never stop farting when I need too ...fuck being all "excuse me" and shit about ...natural shit
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I will never - say never, because it will always haunt you in some way...
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I will never bite my toenails
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Run in a marathon.
jollyjack
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Grow up ?
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
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I will never stop looking for the bright side in things...I will search until I find something to hold on to and smile ...
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I will never ride a bicycle made of resentment.
adele
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make it to Mars
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I will never pose nude in a department store window with a catchers mitt
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I will never have sex with another woman..
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Have sex with a man.
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i will never text and drive.
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I will never like cats.
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Be the first man on the moon.